Hey Spartanburg, SC….Greeneville, TN…. and Prestonsburg, KY! We are coming to your towns this weekend!!

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Chess Club

Abbey Sidewalk…

As HHS Sec. RFK, Jr wades into toxic (fecal) waters, I came up with a few sitcom titles: Lilo & Staph In Living Cholera Pink Eye & The Brain Sponge Bob Shit Pants Hep-E Days Princess Diarrheas Giardias of The Galaxy Tales From The Cryptosporidium Parks & Intubation

Sleeping at a Holiday Inn Express now qualifies you to be Surgeon General.

Post Malone and Jelly Roll mistakenly deported to El Salvador by Pope Trump.

More shows for your viewing pleasure! With @colinmochrie.bsky.social

⭐️UTICA⭐️ ⭐️WOONSOCKET ⭐️WORCESTER⭐️ ⭐️NEW LONDON⭐️ Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday!

I think these ‘Make America Fascist As Soon As Possible’ hats are gonna be big sellers.

Pete Hegseth just posted top secret military plans on his Grindr profile.

Fun with anagrams: Vladimir Putin won = I own invalid Trump

Need a laugh? @colinmochrie.bsky.social and i are on the road. Here are some upcoming dates…with more to come. Www.colinandbradshow.com

If you vandalize the US Capitol and assault Police officers, you are a patriot. If you throw a rock through the window of a Tesla dealership, you are a domestic terrorist.

COLORADO! This weekend! @colinmochrie.bsky.social and I will be in Ft. Collins (2 shows) & Denver.

⭐️ GRAND RAPIDS, MI ⭐️ PONTIAC, MI ⭐️ ⭐️TOLEDO, OH ⭐️ GLEN ELLYN, IL ⭐️ Colin Mochrie and I are coming to your nape of the forest, this weekend! Come see us live, while we still are…

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I’m kinda bummed I missed the whole “doomsday prepper/bunker” fad.

It’s always darkest before the end of democracy…

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Everything happens for a treason…

Is “Con-man-der in Chief” a thing? (Asking for a guy who wants to make it a thing…)

Here are the latest updates: Gulf of Mexico- Gulf of America New Mexico- New America Burrito- Bean & Cheese Wrap Taco- Bean & Cheese Flap Churro- Sweet Rope Piranha- Bitey Fish Bodega- Tiny WalMart Salsa- Spicy Chunky Ketchup Quesadilla- Cheese Crepe Sandwich

This post from Omen Sulk is no longer available on X. Please save a copy in your doomsday shelter.

Sending love to Southern California. I lived all over LA for 28 years. The last 5 of those years, I lived in the beautiful Pacific Palisades. ‘Heartbreaking’ is an understatement.

Big changes are coming to a map near you. Canada will be renamed AmeriCanadia. The US will soon control the PanaMaga Canal. And Greenland will be called Newer Hampshire.

Mar-a-Lego

GOP: We need to outlaw abortions, so the US birth rate will go up. Polio: Hold my beer.

Here’s the script I’m pitching to Samuel L Jackson and Channing Tatum.

It is National Ice Cream Day, National Violin Day, and National Horse Day. Happy National Violin Horse Ice Cream Day!!

Happy birthday, Colin Mochrie! You are a Canadian icon, but I just know you as ‘the guys who falls asleep on airplanes’. Thanks for 23 years of touring the world together. @colinmochrie.bsky.social

Lazy people in the UK do the bare minimium.

Farewell, 50’s! See you tomorrow, 60’s!

Hey, @bsky.app is there a recycling center where we can turn in our unwanted X-trolls for intelligent followers, or reusable shopping bags?

Only ‘Blue Steel’ can dominate Bluesky…

The Gladiator 2/Wicked press juggernaut has decided to go with #Glicked as their PR ‘morph-name’. I guess no one thought of GladiWick’der or Glindiator

I think we can all agree that if Jeffrey Epstein were alive today, he would soon be an ambassador to a country without extradition.

I will miss Matt Gaetz…

If life gives you lemons and tea…

How much longer, before Musk buys BlueSky, and I have to repack all my pots, pans & Atari cartridges?

Children of The Cornball…

Czar-pool Karaoke

I will be importing some old posts/pics & musings to Bsky from ShitterX. #PostHoarders

What are your personal Seven Dwarves? Mine are : Crabby Judgy Lazy Snarky Leery Jumpy & Spiteful

I want to read a book that will help me forget about the world today. I’ve narrowed it down to: Handmaid’s Tale 1984 Lord of The Flies Atlas Shrugged Fahrenheit 451 The Road

I am a childless dog hombre.

@mikereisswriter.bsky.social Hi, pal.