I don't ask for much, but before I go I want to see a comeuppance for everyone who enabled this maniac, either their careers destroyed or behind bars, their smug faces in tears. I'd even be happy with all of them having measles.

Lauren has appeared in @showstoppermusical.bsky.social Mischief Movie Nights and Austentatious and we are always thrilled when she guests with us.

We have 6% more to raise until the recent medical bills are cleared, 14 days until interest starts piling up, shares and any contribution help chip away at the debt! www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...

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gofund.me/7cc7ea9ef please help me save my mobility my health is declining

Gave Lord Dampnut my Canadian Comedy award. He will now leave Canada alone.

If justice is actually served at some point and the Pettydent ends up in jail, there should be 24hrs straight of comedians roasting him. From the best of the best to the hackiest, 24hrs!

The way these things are flying around, I’m afraid that when I’m in the US I may accidentally get hit by a wayward lawsuit.

And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Justice4theVictims_NOW

Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)

Just a hypothetical. Say someone had evidence that the election had been rigged. Who would they give that info to where it wouldn't disappear?

Just found out that I’m in the Einstein Files. It proves that time feels like it has stopped when I’m performing, though it’s all relative.

The Improv Centre’s 3rd Annual THE HEAT: An International Improv Comedy Showcase returns Jan. 27-31. Tickets at www.theimprovcentre.ca www.jayminter.com/the-improv-c...

Join me for New Years in San Francisco🌁 With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!! Dec 30-7 & 9:15🥂 Dec 31- 7:30 & 10:00🍾 punchlinecomedyclub.com

Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.

Don’t know if I’d brag about having 3 cognitive tests. Even if I aced them…

Hey @colinmochrie.bsky.social can you repost this post 👇👇👇👇👇

These guys in the lounge are really hyped up about shooting ducks…

After his term is over, every prison in the country should be named after him. Shrines to his legacy.

FIFA thanks so much for this Oscar/Tony/Emmy/Grammy award. And the cash.

Hey St Johns! I’m having a book launch this Sunday, Dec 7th at 730 PM at The Rooms. Come for a reading and chat with a signing and reception after. Love to see ya. Details here: www.events.therooms.ca/Events/detai...

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @radiofreetom.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social Asking for a re- skeet encouraging folks to buy REAL Franklin the Turtle books for Christmas. His gentle virtues make him the antithesis of these broken people

We live in a version of 2025 where a Canadian children's book publisher has to reprimand the President of the United States and his alcoholic war criminal "Secretary of WAR!" for using the image of Franklin the Turtle to glorify the murder of drowning fishermen. Let's just let that reality sink in.

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There was a book by Lynda Obst Hello, He Lied. I think of that with every GOP social media post.

There are so many ways to respond to this handy guide to sorting out your response to #trumpism. Judging from my last comment I know for certain his publishing team is better at its (as opposed to it's) editing than I am. This book is compact & could fit into a generous Christmas stocking.

Jerry Rocha is a great comedian, a great person and one of my best friends. If you ever saw him you know how funny he is. He could use some positive messages right now. Please reshare this if you can. Thanks.❤️

This administration is a perfect storm of stupidity and cruelty, with a large dollop of whiny petulance. Please don’t judge me for mixing a perfect storm with a dollop.

If you’re anywhere near these places, join us!

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My Friend Greg Proops has a New Improvised Comedy Album Free State Of California lnk.to/freestateofcalifornia He’s promised me 50% of the proceeds, so let’s go people!

May I please get a repost? Thank you! @katelynburns.com @aoiferocksitout.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social

Peeve of the day: Airport carpets.

So the Democrats are now the Neville Chamberlain Party?

Driving to our next tour date in the first snow storm of the year. Winter wonderland? No, post-apocalyptic bleakworld. (Just invented that word)

One might wonder why he’s hiding!

To be fair, if I could tell the difference between a giraffe and an elephant quickly, I'd be talking about it for years after too.

Heartbreaking that Lord Dampnut is the Constitution's kryptonite. It's like if Batman's mortal enemy was Jerry the MC on open mike night.

I wouldn't mind getting older if it wasn't for the aging.

A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

It seems that everything Lord Dampnut does is illegal or without authorization. Everyone acknowledging that isn’t really satisfying. What would be really neat would be if HE WAS STOPPED! Aaaarrrgggghhhh. Go Blue Jays!

Doing 8 shows in 11 days makes me feel like a 60 year old again but with more bathroom breaks...

In Wasau tonight, Madison tomorrow, Rockford Saturday and Effingham on Sunday. Check colinandbradshow.com for details cause I’m sketchy on them.

Airports are not the best place for experiencing joy…

Hey we are somewhere today, tomorrow and other days. That's my hand!

Just accidentally brushed my teeth with A535. On the bright side, my mouth has never felt more alive.