Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus…

1st two shows of our Australian Hyprov tour is tonight and totally sold out. We arrived yesterday and I'm sure my jet lag loopiness will be put to good use. Check out Hyprov.com for our other Oz tour dates.

New interview with CBC talking about 26 Doctors coming to Saskatoon April 23 just dropped. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

My retina is healing nicely, but I still won't have clear vision in that eye for a while. To read I have to close that eye so I can see print clearly. While checking flight info at the airport, it may seem that I'm winking at you. I'm not flirting, I just want to get on the right plane.

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I think the phrase “a low I.Q person” should be used in every conversation, news story or article about the Pettydent.

Hey Waukegan! See you tonight at the Genesee Theater!

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Port Angeles- Sold out Kirkland-Sold out. Salem you’re up next. Tomorrow at the Elsinore, check out Hyprov and be part of the fun!

I am so sorry for asking but may I please get a repost? Was planning on going to food pantry today but it’s snowing terribly out. Thank you… @aoiferocksitout.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social @katelynburns.com

Every year it just burns me up that you have to be in a movie to be Oscar-nominated. So elitist!

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I’m assuming that at some point after people say “He can’t do that” and then he does “that” , something will be done in accordance with the laws that say “he definitely can’t do that.”

Yep! Too bad! This is what a world leader looks like 🇨🇦❤️ bsky.app/profile/mark...

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.

Would appreciate it if you would share, @colinmochrie.bsky.social.

Canadians could channel their feelings about what's going on at the Post not into Bluesky posts but writing their MPs about acting on foreign ownership, telling them to get off X and hold press conferences when they have something to say (and be questioned after), keep their promises on the CBC...

I feel that if I announced that next week I was going to rob a bank, more would be done that just reporting that I said that. I feel, and this is just a hunch, that I would be stopped by the people who do that sort of thing.

Devastated by the loss of Catherine O'Hara. Was lucky enough, not only to work with her on Whose Line and on stage, but to chat with her at a few gatherings. Sweet, kind, humble and a genius, this is a hard one. Love to her family and all who loved her.

Cariad's comedy brain is speed-of-light quick and incisive. Always thrilled when she is on. @comedystoreuk.bsky.social

Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want." Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."

It really is the Party of Punchable Faces.

Prostate exam gone wrong? #ridefordadcanada

I don't ask for much, but before I go I want to see a comeuppance for everyone who enabled this maniac, either their careers destroyed or behind bars, their smug faces in tears. I'd even be happy with all of them having measles.

Lauren has appeared in @showstoppermusical.bsky.social Mischief Movie Nights and Austentatious and we are always thrilled when she guests with us.

@brittlestar.com is an amazing guy. Helped us out a lot with reposting us. If you can...visit his site :) peacelovecanada.ca Maritime Tartan Co 28 Church Street Amherst NS (902) 441-6721

Gave Lord Dampnut my Canadian Comedy award. He will now leave Canada alone.

If justice is actually served at some point and the Pettydent ends up in jail, there should be 24hrs straight of comedians roasting him. From the best of the best to the hackiest, 24hrs!

The way these things are flying around, I’m afraid that when I’m in the US I may accidentally get hit by a wayward lawsuit.

And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Justice4theVictims_NOW

Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)

Just a hypothetical. Say someone had evidence that the election had been rigged. Who would they give that info to where it wouldn't disappear?

Just found out that I’m in the Einstein Files. It proves that time feels like it has stopped when I’m performing, though it’s all relative.

The Improv Centre’s 3rd Annual THE HEAT: An International Improv Comedy Showcase returns Jan. 27-31. Tickets at www.theimprovcentre.ca www.jayminter.com/the-improv-c...

Join me for New Years in San Francisco🌁 With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!! Dec 30-7 & 9:15🥂 Dec 31- 7:30 & 10:00🍾 punchlinecomedyclub.com

Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.

Don’t know if I’d brag about having 3 cognitive tests. Even if I aced them…

Hey @colinmochrie.bsky.social can you repost this post 👇👇👇👇👇

These guys in the lounge are really hyped up about shooting ducks…

After his term is over, every prison in the country should be named after him. Shrines to his legacy.

FIFA thanks so much for this Oscar/Tony/Emmy/Grammy award. And the cash.

Hey St Johns! I’m having a book launch this Sunday, Dec 7th at 730 PM at The Rooms. Come for a reading and chat with a signing and reception after. Love to see ya. Details here: www.events.therooms.ca/Events/detai...

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @radiofreetom.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social Asking for a re- skeet encouraging folks to buy REAL Franklin the Turtle books for Christmas. His gentle virtues make him the antithesis of these broken people