This was a bad time for studies to come out suggesting we cut down our alcohol intake.

One of the worst things of this timeline is that I now totally get conspiracy theorists.

Who wore it better?

I see that in the new Disney cut of Avengers:Endgame, Iron Man gets blipped because of a Thanos wisecrack.

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Had a dream that the GOP passed a law while everyone was sleeping while one Democrat ran around screaming "It's a cookbook!" (Youngsters, feel free to Google)

I know the GOP aren’t big on history, but they must realize every time they say “we would never do that” ,hours of video will appear of them absolutely doing that.

I Apologize For Suggesting We Launch All Marginalized People Into Space youtu.be/vc8bKKEeL2I

Just spent 3 minutes standing in front of a door before realizing that I had to open it manually.

Trying to imagine what would have happened if Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather, etc had suggested euthanasia for the homeless during their broadcast. I know that there are right leaning folks who have empathy for their fellow humans. Are they allowed to say something?

Starting to feel bad that I turned down the FBI director job…

I start every audition now with the question 'Is it ok if the character looks like he needs knee surgery?

Chicago

The Pettydent of the US is so fragile, so insecure, such a coward, that one can only hope that we get a chance to make sure this kind of person never gets to lead again. He's the Cowardly Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow before they got to the Wizard.

I'm no genius, but is it possible to fight misinformation with information? I mean, show how the misinformation is false and back it up non-stop with facts. If only there were organizations whose only job was to report news and not kowtow to the powerful. I also wish Superman was real..

Looking forward to seeing you all at the Edmonton Fringe!

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Thanks to everyone who came to support the Arts Club tonight at the Stanley. And a big thanks to the cast Denny, Gary, Veena and Jeff for the fun!

I quite enjoy my life and it’s not easy considering some of the people involved.

I wonder at what point there was a split in the space time continuum, creating an alternate universe where people look after one another, art and science are revered, while we are stuck in this one where Spock has a beard.

Walked on the roof today for a little bit. Finally got the neighbours to stop talking about my illegal renovation plans…

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When they go low, I get high..

Democrats in TX left their legislature behind to prevent a mid-decade gerrymander after Trump demanded that Abbott eliminate 5 Democratic seats before the midterms. Republicans in DC left their legislature behind to block release of the Epstein files to protect Trump.

I miss subtext...

They call us "The Lone Star State," but really that's just our Yelp review.

Sounds about right.

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. That's all. Just wanted to get that off my chest...along with my Wham tattoo.

@colinmochrie.bsky.social Hey, I am so close to clearing my list. I will be teaching 4th grade Math & Science for the 1st time. I'll have 2 classes with 56 plus kiddos in a title 1 school. We go back in 2 weeks. Even a share helps.Thank you!❤️ #clearthelist www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

The president is demented. This should be front page news everyday. What is the positive of ignoring it?

I guess CBS forgot that America is the home of the brave.

I’m sorry to bother you both but is there anyway I can get a repost please I’d be very grateful! 💜💜 @colinmochrie.bsky.social @katelynburns.com

It’s interesting that a community built on conspiracies can unravel as quickly as democracy can…

@colinmochrie.bsky.social would you mind RP'ing my class wishlist? It would be so appreciated. 🛒 shorturl.at/BJNTX #clearthelist

I just fired my Ethics director. No big whoop, I wasn’t paying him anyway.

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The worst thing about auditioning is that it makes the people I’m auditioning for forget how incredibly talented I am…

Why does the media still go White House press conferences? You can get more truthful answers from an Ouija board.

You can help the victims of the flood in Texas. Thank you @dieworkwear.bsky.social www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-...

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I assume part of the new bill was cuts to GOP spine replacements.

I’d be a kindly tyrant unlike others with no sense of decorum…

I just want to live long enough to see a good amount of comeuppance to all who deserve it…