2 weeks post op!

Thrilled to be part of this show shorturl.at/waTDo

Breaking news: Trump has been removed from the card game Bridge.

The struggle is real

@colinmochrie.bsky.social Any chance of reposting a quick survey for a high school udent's capstone presentation? forms.gle/9APuyhUuYwbR...

I’m pretty good at making things up but I’m learning so much from this administration. The commitment is outstanding!

BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.

My friend Greg Proops Has (drum roll please) A New Album Out Today! KIDDING.BUT STILL. Improvised Live in San Francisco at the Punchline for Aspecialthing Records lnk.to/kiddingbutst...

Pre-order my bitchin’ new album. Kidding. But Still. Drops May 29th lnk.to/kiddingbutst... I poured my vindictive, acrimony towards billionaires, nazis and the current crime syndicate into this album. With malice. 💙 Recorded in San Francisco just to spite the haters. 🩷 lnk.to/kiddingbutst...

Planning 2 activate Husband’s CDA Perm. Res. soon. Having lease in s/w ON now means getting his SI#, job + our OHIP cards faster. Can't put down large deposit until lease here done. Looking for #LGBT #queer community (or ally) who’ll rent space w/deposit to follow. briangryphon.ca/2026/05/comm...

No one with a penis that small need that much ballroom.

Maybe you wouldn’t need a ballroom if there was a president that people liked…

It’s amazing the mental gymnastics that some people do so that they can be offended by a post.

My show’s 10th anniversary is tomorrow! I’m now only 77 YouTube subscribers away from 7,000. If by any miraculous chance you’re compelled to help achieve this celebratory milestone, I’ll love you forever. YouTube.com/SarahOConnellShow 🙏🏻💕

So cool that we can recognize the most corrupt acts in American history . Um..is there a next step?

Weren't Presidents given immunity for what they does in office? So if Biden "unfairly" targeted Trump allies, he was allowed to, so no one needs to be compensated. This is why I picked improv over law...

I’m just going to come out and say it. People can be SO irritating!

Inspired by Lord Dampnut's administration, I am now blaming Daniel Day-Lewis 2012 Oscar win for my never receiving a nomination.

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus…

1st two shows of our Australian Hyprov tour is tonight and totally sold out. We arrived yesterday and I'm sure my jet lag loopiness will be put to good use. Check out Hyprov.com for our other Oz tour dates.

New interview with CBC talking about 26 Doctors coming to Saskatoon April 23 just dropped. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

My retina is healing nicely, but I still won't have clear vision in that eye for a while. To read I have to close that eye so I can see print clearly. While checking flight info at the airport, it may seem that I'm winking at you. I'm not flirting, I just want to get on the right plane.

If you LOVE stand up comedy, movies, TV shows, music, books, wrestling, videogames, Guiness World Record winners, the 80s and 90s, LGBT community, and fun, in-depth celebrity interviews, subscribe to my YouTube show!

I think the phrase “a low I.Q person” should be used in every conversation, news story or article about the Pettydent.

Hey Waukegan! See you tonight at the Genesee Theater!

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Port Angeles- Sold out Kirkland-Sold out. Salem you’re up next. Tomorrow at the Elsinore, check out Hyprov and be part of the fun!

Every year it just burns me up that you have to be in a movie to be Oscar-nominated. So elitist!

My New Improvised Comedy Album🎤 Free State Of California🌴 Is Live I think you need this. Download here⤵️ lnk.to/freestateofcalifornia Recorded Live @punchlinesf San Francisco, California 🌁 For @aspecialthingrecords Use Liberally #gregproops #freestateofcalifornia #comedyalbum #standupcomedy

I’m assuming that at some point after people say “He can’t do that” and then he does “that” , something will be done in accordance with the laws that say “he definitely can’t do that.”

Yep! Too bad! This is what a world leader looks like 🇨🇦❤️ bsky.app/profile/mark...

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.

Would appreciate it if you would share, @colinmochrie.bsky.social.

Canadians could channel their feelings about what's going on at the Post not into Bluesky posts but writing their MPs about acting on foreign ownership, telling them to get off X and hold press conferences when they have something to say (and be questioned after), keep their promises on the CBC...

I feel that if I announced that next week I was going to rob a bank, more would be done that just reporting that I said that. I feel, and this is just a hunch, that I would be stopped by the people who do that sort of thing.

Devastated by the loss of Catherine O'Hara. Was lucky enough, not only to work with her on Whose Line and on stage, but to chat with her at a few gatherings. Sweet, kind, humble and a genius, this is a hard one. Love to her family and all who loved her.

Cariad's comedy brain is speed-of-light quick and incisive. Always thrilled when she is on. @comedystoreuk.bsky.social

Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want." Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."

It really is the Party of Punchable Faces.

Prostate exam gone wrong? #ridefordadcanada

I don't ask for much, but before I go I want to see a comeuppance for everyone who enabled this maniac, either their careers destroyed or behind bars, their smug faces in tears. I'd even be happy with all of them having measles.

Lauren has appeared in @showstoppermusical.bsky.social Mischief Movie Nights and Austentatious and we are always thrilled when she guests with us.

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