I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.

“Show us your warrant!” “Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.” 🤔 *busts in the door with babies crying*

"That ain't Lake Minnetonka." #movies #filmsky

Yeah, baby! www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9t-...

ICE agents are literally the people my dad joined the Army to fight.

Portland declares ICE facility out of compliance, demands its clearance. www.portland.gov/mayor/keith-...

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1658

When humanity goes extinct it will be due to stupidity.

Robbery under law.

Governmental vandalism.

It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience

Wellness = snake oil Influencer = shill So call snake oil shills what they actually are.

That’s exactly what RFK Jr.’s endgame is, but he knows he can’t just ban vaccines all at once. So he’s chipping away at access. The latest is that, as I predicted, he’s going after the Vaccine Injury Compensation Program, plotting to bankrupt the system by adding autism as a compensable “injury.”

It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.

Think before you drone.

Looks like people are waking up

DHS subpoenaed Meta for information about an account that posts names and images of the ICE agents raiding our communities, but @aclu-norcal.bsky.social and advocates are pushing back. Recording federal agents while on duty in public — and sharing that information — is our First Amendment right.

“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have. I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵

Hey trans friends! Hey autistic friends! Hey trans, autistic friends! I'm very glad you're here! (Haven't said it for a bit. Felt like a good time.)

Hey, Siri: Define "petty".

I'm not sure what just happened, but I think I like it.

"Alien Earth" episode 8 was a banger. Noah Hawley is the man.

THE END OF THE WORLD!

Christian Nationalists may not understand the Constitution, but at least they don't understand Christianity.

Whatever you do, don't call Sinclair at 410-568-1500 and tell them that you'll be contacting sponsors like McDonald’s, Starbucks, Allstate, Disney+, Google, Verizon, Walmart, and Procter & Gamble to ask them to withdraw their ad dollars.

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

Poe's Law rules the universe.

The clarity of @artcaplan.bsky.social is always welcome. Always.

If you didn’t know, Mehmet Oz has a financial stake in the company iHerb which sells: folinic acid supplements (folinic acid = leucovorin) The lies about Tylenol, autism, and this “treatment” are ALL part of their grift.

Vaccines don’t cause autism. Tylenol (acetaminophen) doesn’t cause autism. Miniscule trace pesticide residues don’t cause autism. Aluminum doesn’t cause autism. Fluoride doesn’t cause autism. The biggest predictor of autism? Genetics. And we recognize autism better today. 1/

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

"A glitch! A glitch! A glitch! Shut up about the glitch!" #movies #filmsky

There is truth to the idea that media outlets are drawn to negative, sensational news. Everyone writes about Florida eliminating vaccine mandates. Yet we have a letter signed by over 1,000 Florida physicians opposing this decision, and no outlet would published it. They don't even respond at all.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1656

While you're being mad at Disney, make sure you're madder at Sinclair.

Poe's Law rules the universe.

"How come you always talk like you're reading a book?" #movies #filmsky

I laughed way too hard at this. Am... am... am I a dad?

Spotted by my daughter: A gag from "Hurricane Bianca 2". It takes place in Russia (because reasons) and, while talking about Russia, a character says, "Now I understand why Tolstoy was so depressing." "Yeah, like the third one where they're all holding hands in the furnace."

The installation of the Christian #TenCommandments was never about morals or religious liberty. It's about marking territory. #ChristianNationalism sbee.link/ac7x6tnb9w

So much for "Don't mess with the Mouse".

Excellent point!!!!!!

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

👏👏👏

Things they didn't teach us in Sunday School.

Time for a little #StreisandEffect

Poe's Law rules the universe.

Yes, it seems that Snowflake In Chief is correct.