I miss this man.

295 pages of: - Rookie rankings & profiles (80+) - Stein Index - Rookie draft strategy - Devy rankings & profiles - Devy draft strategy - College team breakdowns - Transfer portal & recruiting updates A living document available for just $5/month. Post-draft update out now!

Find our latest show, Episode 1308: Casey Beeps Himself! with Casey Webb, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Kelly's Caps Cannibal Club.

@heyscoops.bsky.social @mindnoodler.bsky.social @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social since they both came up in the last episode, we support mammoth franchises in our household. Great logos.

Find our latest show, Episode 1307: Judi Dench is Very Relavent, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Paul Mattingly's End Time Supplies.

Find our latest show, Episode 1306: Crankin' It to Gershwin with @rjcity.bsky.social and @nugnahrgang.bsky.social, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.

Donate to help Slightly Slutty Scoop recover after a house fire.

Something for both the light mode and dark mode folks. Honored to be invited to play again, going to be raising money for charity in #SFB16 in Madison in the Pokemon division with my son. Let's make it a record year!

Find our latest show, Episode 1304: The Narwhal is Nature's Hat Stand, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Tinsel Tim's Tinned Anti-Tinnitus Tincture.

Jurassic Scoop here. Unbeknownst to you, @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social, you nailed it. The reason I clarified about the last live appearance of a Spinosaurus is because a T-Rex did destroy a full skeleton of one in Jurassic World.

Ohh... they got this all screwed up!

Find our latest show, Episode 1301: Paul's Barbie Argument, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Two Dope Policeman's Ball.

🍄 Wahoo! ONE HOUR until Trivia Night Live! 🍄 Tonight’s theme: Super Mario x NFL! And a third player has joined the game: JL Garofalo! Play along with us tonight at 7:00 PM/EST!!!

Find our latest show, Episode 1300: What's in the Backpack?, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Yell Screamerson's Audio Book Narrations.

An update on today's live show taping from Bethlehem, Pa., for our Patreon notice subscribers. Check your email or Patreon for a Zoom link to today's show. No Twitch live stream will be available.

The Patreon-Only Junk Drawer is BACK with special guest Jeremiah Byron from Bigfoot Society to discuss the recent sightings in Portage County. It's LIVE ON PATREON on Sunday, so come hang out with us! satt.short.gy/jd35

This is fantastic work by The Onion

If Mr. Snuffleupagus made movies would they be Snuff films?

Alan Grant Ellie Sattler Ian Malcolm Dennis Nedry

Salt pork! SJ got these socks for me in Canada. Where can I get more?!?

We all know what @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social's Las Vegas Aviators cap says.

Woke nonsense!

"Please be civil to those showing you no civility at all."

Come have a gander and let Christian teach you about WAP!

We’re running a New Year special on Patreon to express our gratitude for the support we received in 2025. patreon.com/thedevyroyale

This is probably my best season and finish ever, I doubt I will do something like it again. I took 2nd as a wild card team last year. This year was year four of this dynasty league. Went undefeated with highest points by a few hundred.

Make a sentence out of only NFL players' last names: Mixon Hurts

Enjoy the story of Christmapus: The #Christmas Octopus by @thefamouspaul.bsky.social and F. Andrew Taylor, read by @magicfungi.bsky.social with @froyogsoftserve.bsky.social. Additional art and video editing by @7billionneedles.bsky.social. #MerryChrisBosh

Hey @cwilliams.thedevyroyale.com the dark side is calling.

“His matchup is terrible. His offense is in shambles. And guess what? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!” Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500 www.fantasylife.com/articles/bet...

[1/2] What's our stance on using cologne? Matt's giant skeleton needs a Santa hat. Paul is seeing yellow. We bemoan the latest news about Congress outlawing recreational weed use. Plus 2026 tour dates for Jokers of Magic announced, how to shut down stupid baby questions…

For those keeping track at home, today is (allegedly) the 58th anniversary of the PGF (Patterson/Gimlin Film) being shot in California. It remains either the best video evidence of Sasquatch's existence, or the best Sasquatch hoax to date.

southern grapes in September

As yall start to digest and create football content. Just a reminder he does not like the name Tet. Has stated this publicly. Either call him Tetairoa or TMac. If you can handle Antonio, you can handle Tetairoa.

[1/2] Hazel Honeysuckle returns with a Kickstarter for a new @boldlystripped.bsky.social book with @dangrrrously.bsky.social. We ask Hazel what's the scuttlebutt on bringing back The Experience, how Ferengi burlesque would work, and who's the better Star Trek character: Phlox or Neelix?

Here's an idea of what this may look like.

I listened to some Carly Simon with the kids yesterday. Then before I went to bed I was watching a John Wayne Gacy documentary. Sleep was rough last night. I had some dreams, there were clowns in my coffee.

Some select photos from last Saturday's “Hot Seat: An #Improv #Comedy Show” with @thefamouspaul.bsky.social, @thebradsherwood.bsky.social, @mindnoodler.bsky.social, and @jonathanmangum.bsky.social, at @majesticrep.bsky.social in #LasVegas.

How many 100-yard rushing games did Barry Sanders have in 1997? Think you know everything there is to know about the 1990's in the NFL? Test your skills to win prizes like Footballguys swag and subscriptions! Join us tonight at at 9 PM/ET with special guest Dan Hindery!

"Hold onto your butts!" Tonight's Trivia Night Live is all about Jurassic Park! We will talk dinosaurs, paleontology, and the greatness of some of the NFL's prehistoric players with special guest @krueth.bsky.social ! Play along in the chat with Kahoot tonight at 8:00 PM/ET!

His bread surrogate was out crowdsurfing and throwing rolls.

Yo! if you're invited to #SFB15 and signed up for MFL, you should have an invite in your inbox (check spam, promos, etc). please accept that invite ASAP so we can stay ahead. if you don't see your MFL invite please send me a DM here

Ask and ye shall receive.

Granny Smith (apples) implies the existence of a Grandpa Smith

[1/2] Faux PBRs and a Malört iced mocha whet our appetites for cheese. We talk about people who embrace the cruise ship life; Matt, not Jacob, has a public bathroom story; and ChatGPT pitches an unprompted flurry of joke material.

Hey @thefamouspaul.bsky.social at the start of the most recent @heyscoops.bsky.social episode (1215: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner) was your short singing of "having themselves a party, hanging out with my family" a reference to "Birdemic: Shock and Terror?" I know you love some Rifftrax.