You ever seen the dad from Christmas Story in 1950

merry crustmas

I feel like growing up when marketing looked like this is the reason I turned out so strange

Am I too late for #monochromemonday?

Quote your favorite pic from 2025 (that you're willing to share on main) Honestly I took a lot of good pics this year but this one is just my favorite for a lot of reasons.

If anyone needs me I'll be in my room playing Time Gal on my Sega CD

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The candles are lit and its a beautiful sight!

Man, work is a ghost town. I wish I had some PTO left to take, I would have used it for this week. Ah well, at least it's quiet.

Severed but still inspired. A golden spark of energy floating through a dreamscape by Kristin Kwan Ace of Wands 8”x10” #beautifulbizarre #contemporaryart #unicorn #surrealart #fantasyart #fineart #artcollectors #artmagazine #artinspo #art

To be fair, the River Bottom Nightmare Band was the best act at the talent show. (Follow me for more hot Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas hot takes)

Got the Dead Space remake. The original is one of my favorite games ever so let's see how this remake is...

[transylvania, police interrogation room] COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a… VILLAGER: with a stake, yes COP: and he died… meaning he was… VILLAGER: was a dracula COP: was a dracula POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula

Doin' computer stuff

My cat Mochi has one little black paw pad and I always love to boop it when she's cleaning herself

Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room

you are Not going to like this opinion

Since I'm under the weather (my jaw hurts due to the dentist) my partner and I stayed in today and watched all the Knives Out movies. Wake Up Dead Man was incredible

Artist is emmastudley on IG

That was a uniquely horrible experience I'll likely never forget. Dentists are sadistic

Wish me luck y'all, going to get this tooth fixed finally

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

It needs to be said more often that the world is a better, more beautiful and more enriching place BECAUSE trans people are a part of it.

Yep. I get three days off in December and I'm on mandatory 10 hour days.

Girls in black lipstick are my absolute weakness

I didn't think I would care about my boobs when I started transitioning, as I've always been a legs and butt kinda girl. But damn, when I look in the mirror now and see the progress, I'm ecstatic

damsel

Let's do that seven years apart thing

All my red flags are there to protect me from people who are not brave enough

I need some of that Santa Liquid this year

QTP with a gif of your favorite Sailor Scout (I almost said Sailor Pluto but Jupiter is just too perfect. I mean, a big girl who likes to bake and play video games and brings the thunder when times are tough?)

My niece asked me who the worst Disney character is, and I told her Max, but I didn't tell her why. I think the reason why Max is the worst Disney character is pretty obvious, but just in case, it implies a sexually active Goofy. Merry Christmas.

The Moon theme from this game still hits so hard

Steve Buscemi in drag on the set of Somebody to Love (1994)

The package on a usb cable I ordered.

Every once in a while I'll see a girl on Instagram that just makes me feel so damn bad about myself. Like that's not her fault, it's just my brain. The envy is real real y'all

Ray Harryhausen will always be a hero of mine. I need this book!

You know me, I'm quite the hedonist and I think people should enjoy what they want. But if there's one thing I think should be utterly eradicated it's gambling. The monetization/gamification of *every* *single* *thing* that people enjoy is reprehensible. It's just taking advantage of folks

These are still some of my favorite pics

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Had a rough one today so I made some spiked hot cocoa with fancy square marshmallows and now I'm under my favorite blanket watching baking shows

I almost got killed by an old lady driving a church bus today and that would have been hilarious

there was this show on MTV in the late 90s called Downtown that's like if Ralph Bakshi tried making Daria and it's all been lost to time, no DVD releases or streaming, but some industrious soul put a bunch of the episodes up on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MiF...

Oh I guess I forgot to post about it but I was finally able to procure my Estradiol through a different pharmacy. Apparently CVS and Walgreens are just bad at what they do or something because Amazon had it and sent it same day, for cheaper.

a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare

It's been a minute since I posted some naughtiness

Teri Garr, 1974

Lipstick was everywhere