"You missed that one, try another!"

I need to go to the record store real soon. I feel like looking at records in a cute little dress would fix me

Some Over the Garden Wall for this month’s riso print subscription, because I would love to have a frog sing to me

This goes HARD

I need to take the trash out but my neighbor is outside. - an introvert’s dilemma

The number of things one must learn about and become expert in as an out, transitioned trans person navigating identity, biology, endocrinology, mental and physical health, sociology, feminism, rights, law, fashion, politics, social justice, and a host of other things ought to qualify you for a PhD.

The shoes always stay on.

i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here

The psychological horror drama ‘Jacob’s Ladder’ starring Tim Robbins, Elizabeth Pena, Ving Rhames, Jason Alexander, Macaulay Culkin, and Danny Aiello haunted moviegoers in North America this week in 1990 🪖 😶‍🌫️ 💉 #OTD

Today is my one year HRT anniversary. I've had so many positive changes since I started. Sure my skin is softer, my hair and nails are healthier and my thighs are fat - but mentally I'm happier than I've ever been. All that background sadness and noise is gone. I'm finally me!

Introduce yourself with: One Book 📚 One Movie 🎥 One Album 💿 One TV Show 📺 📚 Something Wicked This Way Comes 🎥 The Secret of Nimh 💿 Portishead Roseland NYC Live 📺 Mystery Science Theater 3000

live view from cuomo hq

Y'all we just split tiramisu AND a cannoli for dessert and had espresso shots. I'm amped and happy and full.

Today is our two year wedding anniversary! I cried so hard at our wedding, and I sobbed "it's forever!" It was such a perfect day! I've never been this happy.

POV - you're the last slice of pizza and I'm moving in for the kill (Yes those are really my teeth they're just like that okay?)

I swear to God, nowhere is it more apparent that there's a literacy crisis in the US than on FetLife. I have, in bold, right on the first line of my profile - that I don't do chats, meetups, or cam stuff. Want to take a guess how many "offers" I get? In your dreams, creeps.

My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper

I just think it's really cool that Chicago named an airport after Bucky O'Hare.

Get rotated idiot

Just a little tease because I'm really feeling it today

Honey I'm borrrrred... (And I'm high)

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I bet if u cooked ET, he'd taste like frog legs

Everything I've ever seen of Hazbin Hotel has been against my will

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Woke up to some little deer friends in my garden.

Sometimes I wake up with Jewel in my head and just know that the dead will soon walk the earth again.

Explaining to everyone I meet that I seem a little strange because I suffer from a chronic condition called “seeming a little strange”

‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ (1993) 🎬 🎃 🖤

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

you can fuck a pumpkin for way cheaper today

Day late posting this but my partner and I had quite an adventure baking and decorating Halloween sugar cookies. These are some of my favorites!

Trick or Treat?

Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

Great job, everyone, we did it again

Don’t cry because Halloween is over. Smile because it’s only 364 days until Halloween and plenty of time to get spooky once again

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Happy Halloween

My partner and I carved pumpkins again this year. They did the bat and I carved the headless horseman!

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡟⢻⣿⡟⢻⣧ ⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣇⣸⣿⣇⣸⣿ boo!!! ⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿ have a ⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣼⣿⣿⠇ spooky ⢿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀night 👻 ⠀⠀⠈⠿⠿⠋⠙⢿⣿⡿⠁

Happy Hallowe'en!

For any guys dressing up as women this Halloween “as a joke”, we’ll be here for you when you’re ready.

It's the Halloween day! And I'm FUCKING WORKING.....maybe the scariest thing of all 💀

‘Garfield’s Halloween Adventure’ (originally titled ‘Garfield In Disguise’) premiered on CBS on this day 40 years ago 🎃 🍬 🏴‍☠️ #OTD

I wish I had a sweet f'ing car to pose with

Why does Wilma Whale have bedroom eyes