Its real 🧸

YOUNG porn stars. Starlets. Its perfectly fine to say no. You don't have to make excuses or dance around not wanting to work with someone. Its perfectly fine to just say no or that you're not interested. I guarantee you that goes over A LOT better than ghosting and flaking.

For those curious: the guy who runs and owns inktober has a stipulation that anything you post for inktober he automatically owns the full rights to.

Look I'm just gonna say it straight up, if you ridicule/shame people for their kinks, I don't care how tame or extreme it is, I don't care if it's snuff, rape, scat, abdl, hell even cub (as long as all parties are adults and doing it consensually). Please start improving yourself, or unfollow me.

It's officially fall, I guess...

had to come online for something for a few minutes so i figured i'd let you know i am actually doing *extremely well* living 98% phone, music, AC, and friend-free and am getting some much much needed rest i am still going to be streaming on cb and twitch at some point in the next four days

Turns out that it's confusing to my grandma to laugh & say "so true, bestie" when she bemoans that, in the tupperware draw, "you have loads of bottoms, but it's a trial to find tops".

Tim Curry's struggle not to break is every single one of us in high school in the middle of a boring classroom lecture when our understimulated brain thinks of the funniest thing in existence and commands us to burst out laughing.

goals~

Professional wrestling bears the heritage of medieval slapstick shows. It is a heavy burden, but they hold it well.

This again? Fine: Take off work to go to the concert, or that party, or that road-trip with your friends. Ten years from now, neither you nor your employers will remember or give a shit about your attendance record, but you *will* remember either going on or missing that trip.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCo... "You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?!!" "... I *am* your wife!"

As someone with severe mental issues, I admittedly spend a lot of time wanting to kill myself. On the flip side, I also spend a critical amount of time realizing a lot of the world's worst people want me to die, so I stay alive out of spite if nothing else.

An elf sex slave that is disgusted by her human master’s appearance. He’s almost like an animal to her. That doesn’t stop her from orgasming when he fucks her, though.

This is the first time I've ever heard of the Black Spiral Dancers being described as "These dope as fuck radioactive werewolves" and I love it.

I may not like your kink but I will defend to the death your right to jork it

This is one of the first arts that really hit close to home

I, too, would develop tool use for the sole purpose of scratching my balls

If you hear rumours of strange goings on in the abandoned warehouse, make sure someone else knows you're going to check it out. Otherwise, you might end up like Beth here...

my homemade parmesan crusted chicken over pesto pasta is doing more for trans people than establishment democrats ever have or will

they named a flower after my penis

People really do just openly fedpost on BlueSky, don't they?

I'm just gonna go outside and scream if anybody wants to join me

I...began to realize that this was true of almost every fandom, the much vaunted Furry Fandom included. That is why I Stan For Nothing And Noone now. We have evolved past fandoms here in Alsvid Towers.

I think I know what over half of these words mean in context.

tankie is where you pumpie the gassie at the selfie servie

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yeah I watched that show. the characters very tepidly have a romance where either one could be replaced with a man with only minor changes and then the series ended because the network is homophobic as fuck. congrats on the handholding I suppose or whatever. anyway yuri/baihe exists, try that.

"two women were on screen at the same time! omg so sapphic!" uh-huh. the creator must be such an ally. "uh, excuse you, SHE created queer characters in the past. you don't get to criticize HER." oh I get it, you're calling attention to the fact she's a woman in order to argue I'm not one.

indigenous women are still having their babies taken away in scandanvian countries. americans need to stop looking to these countries like they're a blueprint. just saying.

admit it you're just mad that homestuck has more canon trans women than your favorite series

Because, and I cannot stress this enough: The democratic establishment doesn't really have any problem with that. They *cannot* call this shit out for what it is without exposing the fact that they agree with republicans on 98%+ of policy.

obsessed w the concept of shoving my gf up my ass then walking around in public allll day while she squirms and suffocates!!! literally nobody would know except meeee :D #sizesky #bluesize #giantess

You would be more useful to the American people if your organs were harvested for spare parts.

I like how they're literally calling trans women men in this one. really inspires confidence that they're not just transphobic.

I mean yeah, that's obviously the only valid response. Us trannies forgot our place and dared step out of line, the only correct thing to do is reinforce dumping more shit on us to put us back in our place~~~

I'm just watching the people saying "we should do more transphobia about the funny blue robot princess show" (they are saying that verbatim. you all saw it). That's all.

"Those damn kids aren't as willing to be exploited as we want them to be!"

At this point I no longer give a shit about the original context. The fact of the matter is you have a whole lot of cis people (and some trans pick-me's) condemning us uppity trannies for not being sufficiently appreciative to their comfort creator and I'm just going to be even more of a hater now~

Sorry, I ran out of niceness for cis bullshit a while ago. Anyone who goes out of their way to deny a fictional character is trans deserves to be shit on for it. Those are the rules, take it up with management if you have a problem with that.

Slight style change

if you're still using the term "tankie" derisively and unironically while literal nazis rule the country, i need you to understand that consciously or not you have chosen sides and i need you to change your mind like immediately