Guest at a house party: Hey. Not to be awkward but we matched on a dating app but I didn't reach out because I thought you were too far away. Me & April: *sizes them up* And guess where I'm at?

Job Interviewer: You been charged for prostitution? Me: You can say I'm good at sells? Job Interview: I...Hm. *writes something down* Me: (Nailed it.)

Theres something magical taking a eurpohic nude that drugs can't copy

Estrogen you truly did wonders for my disabled body

Mamdani? More like Man, I am hungry.

Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean im order the platinum Borderlands 4 I have to level up 3 other Vault Hunters I DON'T WANT TO PLAY

The Long Walk is in the Top 3 movies of this year for me. Holy shit that had my ass clinch until the credits roll.

Gods, Eurpohic T4T sex on Shot Day? Aphoridite stays blessing me.

Teen : Omg! Its out?! I waiting for this forever! Other Teen: Aye, bruh. Ease off the Tylenol.

I am about Ten Chapters into writing Skill Shot!: A Queer Hallmark Pinball Romance Novel. ...I'm barely wrote wrote about Pinball.

Man, I am loving Borderlands 4 but Randy shut up

if the video of the recent event affects you more than the streams of videos from Palestine, you should look into that

Just got my Ninajirachi ticket let's gooooooooooooooo

Me: Hey, so let's be real. Art Vendor: Sure! Me: We ain't gonna make money today. Art Vendor: Yeah... Me: *holds out my books* Art Trade? Art Vendor: Sure! And thats how I walked out with 180 dollars worth of stuff.

Ninjirachi's Debut Album I Love My Computer gooesssssssss.

To all my writers out there I found a cute little website for all the different ways you can say said and its organized by emotion and action www.spwickstrom.com/said/

My Therapist gave me homework to write a poem about The Fool Arcana. And classic fashion I did it last minute.

Me: We need to get you a girlfriend. Coworker: I wish, I am too mentally ill. Me: ...Baby all queer girls are mentally ill.

News: Rumors say the mass shooter happens to be trans... May and Blathers: *flinches* April: *unbother* And Guess what. April and Me: Still white.

The move Boys Go to Jupiter is so cute and clever. I legit have a fun time watching it. This movie is for weirdos.

Ugh I have a full day of being a lesbian

Youtube Music or Tidal?

Someone broke into my car and stole my laptop. 10 years of writing. Of my cis writing Writing while I was homeless Novels Poems Songs All of it just fucking gone.

Someone stole my laptop

Ah, chat, am I cook? I cried to a Chance the Rapper song

Fuck a heartbreak. You ever had sex with someone two years ago and they turned coat and became a fascist.

One of my biggest fears after getting arrested is that will all that you see when you goggle my name. But when you do. You see all the news articles and my books and pictures of me smiling. Feels Amazing.

Just got my tickets for TWRP Frost Children And Joey Valance & Brae I am sooooooooooo excited y'all 🤩

Me: Yeah things are going really great. Theirapist: That's great! Me: ...soooooooo... Theirapist: ... you know its the weekend. We can end 30 minutes early if you want. Me: Awesome

*takes a long piss, stops* Aw, shit I think I'm in love... *keeps pissing*

I just love writing side characters that are so much more interesting than the main character, but we don't get any details of them. Like, what's their deal? What's their baggage? I dunno I just wanted a cool side character

Me: Hey y'all need anything from the Sex Store Coworker: Its ten in the morning... Me: And I work late, your point? If I don't ask and you needed something you would been like ah damn I forgot my poppers. Coworker: Why would I need poppers? Me: *shrugs* I dunno what you do behind close doors.

Me: Can I do your reading? Pleeeeeease Coworker: Sure. Me: *does a reading* Mhm I see. Coworker: *draws the queen of coins* Me: The cards "Transition." Coworker: Have a good night Jinx. Me: It what the cards say! I swear!!!

Look if you gonna use Clanker as a slur for A.I maybe you shouldn't use A.I ...or maybe you just want to be racist to something that doesn't fight back.

Me: *shows a cis me thrist trap* FWB: Wow I wish there was a way for both of you to tag team me. Me: What a wild and bold statement to make. More of that yearning please.

I feel like its not said enough: Sappho and Aphoridite above: Thank you for making fat women.

Nurse: Is your address still the same? Me: Yup Nurse: Is [HORRIBLE EX SITUATIONSHIP] still your emergency contact. Me: *eyes widen* UH UH I MEAN FUCK...I mean no. Gods, that's so embarrassing. What is time? Nurse: I can just put decline. Me: Yes, please.

Wait what do you mean I'm 19 car payments away.

Transphobia is infuriating AND self-defeating. If you're AFAB, you're going to go through menopause...HRT has been a lifesaver for me. It may even stave off dementia! If HRT is banned for trans folks, think it'll be easy for us cis folk to access it? A little solidarity just might save YOUR life.

Year 4 on Estrogen and I'm feeling Fantastic. They can take this joy and happiness out of my cold dead hands but I already died twice. I ain't dying anytime soon

And the yearning continues

I feel like the first week back is me just going Wait what do you mean that happen?

Oh Wow! Me books! You know here's all the places you can get them linktr.ee/Jinxandthefam

...My algorithm is nothing but anime horse girls

Your favorite trans southerner belle is back! Sponsor by Coors Light and Pink Flowers.

Soooooo what did I miss?

Sydeny Sweeny gugenics propaganda or not: It's how the racist feels at the end of the day. If the wrong people feel empowered in this, then we need to put it down.

Therapist: The fact that you stay with your coworker until 4 in the morning shows how much of your mother's influence affects you and the mortal of speaking through your actions. May: Yes! I agree! Therapist: She will be very proud of you. She raised you right. May: *tears up* Yes...I agree!

🎵Girl, I like the way that you dance. When you dance Like the way that you dance. When you dance with your pants off. 🎵 - May 💚