heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

reading this post is kind of like watching a drone shot of an avalanche slowly but unstoppably consume a mountain chalet

Fondly remembering the months of weirdness/unhinged comments we got from Pritzker fiends on this app and others for simply (and accurately!) covering state police attacks on protesters outside Broadview. Godspeed to everyone in Minnesota facing the same from the Walz fan club

The Winter Olympics is one of the only remaining times that we can all get together as a country and root for the same thing: to watch someone die out on the ice

Damn… this person works for Tulsi at DNI. Look at the language of her posts. There are no professionals left in national intelligence leadership. Just these childish grifters. There’s nobody home.

oh dear. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

They are in one of the best places in the world to eat food but can't go out either because Italian food is too exotic, or because they know they would be booed. Not just the VP, not just abroad. Key members of the Trump cabinet live on military bases (Hegseth, Noem, Rubio, Miller).

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

They’ll be hearing from his father

Cancun Ted over here argued that “partisanship is inherent and permissible in the districting process” in an amicus brief he filed with the Supreme Court in the Texas redistricting case last September. www.cornyn.senate.gov/wp-content/u...

(CBS News) - U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014. @cbsnews.com www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-...

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

“She speaks in Facebook meme posts”

The right wing’s attempt to wield the Current Thing and NPC Update Chip memes was — and I understand this is a crowded field, so I do not say this lightly — the single most galling example of projection I have ever seen from them knowyourmeme.com/memes/npc-up...

I’M GONNA THROW UP AND BECOME THE PRESIDENT

he doesn't fucking miss

someday friends 🫂

Are we in hell?

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

Is this good chat

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Good. "But DHS isn't just ICE, it's also..." nope, wrong. DHS no longer serves any useful functions, the whole thing has been reassigned to repression. FEMA isn't even paying out to states. All DHS does is shooting, teargassing, facial recognition, and administrative warrants. Shut it down.

“.. Our BTC price target is 0.0. That’s not just for shock factor. It’s where the math takes us,” the strategist said, noting that Bitcoin has failed to function as a dollar hedge and instead operates as “a speculative instrument correlated to the Nasdaq.” #Bitcoin seekingalpha.com/news/4547997...

This guy actually fully get it

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

lmfao yeah for sure man *BESSENT: PART OF CANADA TOURIST DROP MAY BE THEIR POOR ECONOMY

it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"

FINNEAS defends sister Billie Eilish amid online backlash over her anti-ICE comments at GRAMMYs: “Seeing a lot of very powerful old white men outraged about what my 24 year old sister said during her acceptance speech. We can literally see your names in the Epstein files.”

A cute new twist—incorporating the ever-growing cultural influence of “Sicario”!—on “I’m so mad that the media isn’t covering this thing [that I learned about from the extensive media coverage]”

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.

YOU CANNOT SPELL REPUBLICANS WITHOUT AN L

The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.

What DOJ is doing is making its attorneys go before the same judges over and over again with the same deficient argument in habeas petitions challenging immigration detention. They're losing nearly every case and torching their reputations in front of federal judges.

NEW: Elon Musk's X is awarding Nick Shirley—the creator who boosted the fraud allegations that led to ICE's Minneapolis surge—$100,000 for his "coverage. x.com/XCreators/st...

“.. Not a single Republican member of Congress showed up to the public forum .. on the violence inflicted by federal immigration agents, featuring testimony from the brothers of Renee Good ..” @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/post/206100/...

This kid fucking burned Alexamenos so hard, it's two thousand years later and people are still laughing about it.

Remember, all the bathroom laws are to protect teen girls from assault.

Trump to Kaitlan Collins after she pressed him on getting justice for Epstein survivors: "No wonder CNN has no ratings because of people like you. You know, she‘s a young woman. I don‘t think I‘ve ever seen you smile. I‘ve known you for 10 years. I don‘t think I‘ve ever seen a smile in your face."

the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Can we apply this sovereign border thing to Greenland, Canada, Venezuela, etc.? Asking for some friends.

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.