i feel like i lost a week of november

Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Junji Ito’s Cat Diary and the latest Costco Connection

the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)

If streamers are gonna stick Die Hard in with Christmas movies then they need to put Batman Returns in there, too.

THEY HAVE NAMES?!?

Made the mistake of driving down Old Georgetown during Walter Johnson's lunch, and I deeply respect the two dudes standing on the corner eating whole-ass baguettes while watching their classmates jaywalk and piss off the drivers who made also bad choices.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 6,1943

okay, virginia can keep the tits out sic semper tyrannis flag

genuinely reassuring that evil CAN die

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

An annual event, Paddlebuard witches Oregon US #WomensArt (Photo D.Caslick) #Halloween #Samhain

This sequence really is incredible. Happy Halloween!

🎵 Turkey Babies, we make our dreams come true

Virginia should have to give up their flag if Miyares wins. Definitely not living up to the tits-out, king-killing, sic semper tyrannis ethos.

This might be my favorite JWST image from the nearby Universe so far. You’re seeing the late stages of evolution of a star like the Sun, after it’s exhausted its nuclear fuel. This is a transient phase where it’s ejected its outer gas layers, which are then irradiated by the hot stellar remnant.

Love this thing I bought. Never used it. Sits nicely with the rest of my impulse purchases. Would definitely waste money on this again.

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

Apron https://botfrens.com/collections/223/contents/98563

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Greatest pencil sharpener ever:

lol he's not wearing a "Blood Army Uniform." 🙄 that style of overcoat is called a "Murder Duster" and was only used by a few units for a couple of months during the very beginning of the Slaughter Crusades. but I guess you people will never let history get in the way of a good controversy, will you

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

pretty good sunrise this morning!

based nancy

Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing: the 7 speed manual Corvette. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrol...

it's actually unfair how majestic and whimsical the pnw is

Two guys in a Seawolf-class sub turning keys simultaneously to download an image of mpreg Sonic

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

i could have fuckin told you that, yoda

the midwest

[best read with a French accent] “I am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.”

it's not FOR us

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥 Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

i forgot i had black-eyed susans right there when i planted the calico asters this spring and ran into some spacing issues! i think i like it, though.

I love automatic subtitles.

Meowdy, partner.

this is batman if a time traveling batman accidentally crashed through a window scaring a young bruce wayne

no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask

James Bond is so bad at sex all his girlfriends immediately try to kill him

Okay, I'm doing three more and I'll print them all together next week and see how that goes.