More like *why?* would I cover this up?

Thinking about the jacked up plastic surgery Cristiano Ronaldo is going to give himself over the next ten years

This whale is not dead; he is only dispirited; out of sorts, perhaps

planting a story about an ice sculpture at your wedding to bury news about a wedding guest making hundreds of millions throwing immigrants in concentration camps when someone googles “taylor swift ice” is truly demonic

tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave

PUSSY POSSE

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

Getzlaf Waggle Triple Berry Cereal (2013-2013): Sweetened multi-grain flakes with pieces of dried strawberry, raspberry, and blueberry. Released in Canada to honor slotback Chris Getzlaf, of the CFL's Saskatchewan Roughriders

pausa de hidratación

New pony dropped, crossover with reality and Barbie Horse Adventures

new romantasy dedicated bookshop is opening in Oxford today and 10/10, no notes

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happy birthday hotdogs

Andrés Cantor: “Stand up, ladies and gentlemen, and applaud them both, victors and vanquished…”

in tears at the guy throwing down the kangaroo after that PK

not now, radioactive fire tornadoes

new york city

maybe today is the day Cristiano Ronaldo is attacked by wolves during a game

🚨Fired up child alert🚨

this man is an artist

these folgers ads are getting more unhinged

ten fucking minutes!

I am horror-struck at this antemosaic, unsourced existence of the unspeakable terrors of the whale

You know that Harry Kane is a genetic freak because his hairline receded just far enough to provide a perfect surface for a header

lina poluna -- more incredible ripple and color work

hey when we say that liberals and democrats are worse than useless on trans rights this is the kind of shit we are talking about :) by the way :) what is the fucking point of conceding on title IX like this. what is the fucking point.

we’ll see who’s laughing when my rainbow hostas come in

we have truly reached Maximum Muncy

gotta find a high point to watch the city burn from the suburbs. also RIP everyone in pg's lungs.

saw a pipevine swallowtail and great spangled fritillary! probably!

ok now they're both doing it

researching baseball

This is the best brand name I’ve seen in a while.

Not the two cats named Biscuits and Gravy, I can’t take it

Shrimp discourse??

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

Good for her. Good for her.

Untitled, by Alma Thomas, 1968 (slightly rotated), 📸 by Justin Setterfield

the original babygirl

the bee balm is seven feet tall, the new england asters think it's michaelmas, and i think the tiger swallowtails and skippers prefer cultivars. mess. 🌱

Butter Is Your Energy - Soviet advertising poster (1968)

Jealousy, by Edvard Munch, 1895

Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.

There was a graph going around a few weeks ago comparing gun deaths in America vs heat deaths in Europe and 1) This per capita graph works better, and 2) highlights to some extent how much of it is people sticking to their guns... or their lack of air con. hannahritchie.substack.com/p/heat-guns-...