Any time I see a therapy session on some dumbass reality show I think Oh what a shitty therapist for agreeing to do this

I don’t hate this.

October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

it's not FOR us

Outside the Hall of Justice… …is this hole. …of justice.

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

People are really hurting right now and I'm not sure a new Tron movie is the answer.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

[finding a comic book panel online labored over by a cartoonist who can’t afford to eat in a restaurant] Aw hell yeah another meme for me to post, for free, made by no one

"English degrees are useless" says man who needs ai to write an email

I think anyone who saw the episode where Mr. Rogers explains the Trolley Problem has it seared in their memory forever. So much violence, depictions of gore we never thought possible in puppetry. We wept, we screamed, we were scarred. Still, it was educational. So that’s good. I guess.

Seen video evidence that she's on a planet in the delta quadrant, boss! If you leave now you might catch her!

I recently discovered that Humpty Hump and Biz Markie did a song where they just insult each other for 3 minutes. And it's my new favorite thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQJf...

I keep indirectly hearing about drama involving Bsky leadership. Which I would otherwise know nothing about because I guess I’m not invited to the same parties y’all are. And I wouldn’t go to them if I was.

Welcome to America

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

—Lieutenant, this is the first time I've ever met a man who could drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes. Happy birthday to Carole Lombard, whose magnificent swan song TO BE OR NOT TO BE (Lubitsch, 1942) is now playing on the Criterion Channel.

I think the question of AI personhood is pertinent and a discussion that will need to be had in several hundred years when we're close to creating actual sentient AI. Not so sure why we're having it now when we can't even get others to agree that certain people are people.

Hang in there, struggling artists

All the success of Deadpool should've gone to Ambush Bug instead

Because the second movie is about the doctor getting married (to Pretorius)

I went here and everyone knew Garak

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

"...in, so I went into the audition, and I read. I thought I did a good reading, and they liked me. (...) They told me to "make him sexier," and now I don't know how to do that. I don't know what that means, so I went to the meeting, and I did an Elvis [Presley] thing, and it was ridiculous."

I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration free campaign idea to good home

I haven't watched Scrubs in 20 years and I still immediately thought "Hooch is crazy."

[Listening to the Taylor Swift album at 2.5x so I can get this review out before everyone else] I have to say, her pitch is too high on every single song. Disappointing. Incredible breath control singing that fast though

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

It’s August 1968 and DeForest Kelley is having a right go at the makers of Star Trek in the pages of America’s massive-selling TV Guide.

Started up Peacock and Jimmy Fallon started autoplaying. stfu, collaborator.

Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality

Amanda mentioned to her coworker how much she loves @tlow.bsky.social and me, and the coworker commissioned this. Which is pretty amazing.

Leto seems insufferable as a person and unwatchable as a performer but you have to hand it to him: it's genuinely hard to play the Joker and not win an Oscar for it. No one else has managed that in three decades.

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

This isn't as exciting as it looks. Some energy drink just licensed the use of this brand. I didn't get the zero sugar version for my health - that's the only one they make. So already off to a bad start.

September Sidekicks, Partners, and Super-pets Cheeks the Toy Wonder Partner to Ambush Bug Created by Keith Giffen (1985) #SeptSidekicks #ProjectDaare #DailyDrawing

It sucks so much even to READ the gibberish he dribbles out much less hear his voice, it’s just so tedious

This needs Yakety Sax under it.

Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife https://theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998/

Every single one of these clips was taken today in downtown Portland. Portland doesn’t want or need a federal takeover. If Trump insists on sending federal “resources” he can start with funding health care, bridges, affordable housing, and wildfire protection to name a few.

Their feelings are very delicate

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/

A new episode of our comedic soap opera, Contentment Corner — S04E06, "Case and the Basket Case" — is available now! www.contentmentcorner.com

Hell yeah brother

I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole." www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS