The number of mentions of Soon Yi and Woody Allen in the Epstein files is... woooof. Can we fully cancel them both forever??

Unmarked car, no lights or police insignia. Masked armed men leap out. Victim not in the act of committing any crime. This is not how a serious federal law enforcement agency acts in a free society. How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?

Abolish ICE and fire all agents is the moderate position.

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

WOW WOW WOW Mayor Mamdani names Stanley Richards as the new head of Dept of Corrections. Richards is the first formerly incarcerated person to lead the city’s jails. Richards is currently the president/CEO of the Fortune Society, a leading nonprofit that assists incarcerated/ formerly incarcerated

In a bizarre coincidence, Barr also as AG oversaw the federal Bureau of Prisons, where Epstein, um, died

This fekin creep, Alex Acosta, the former US attorney who negotiated Epstein's plea deal, now in the board of directors of Newsmax. 🤬

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

Anyone else notice a ton of random stuff in the Epstein files? Like tweets about Charlie Kirk? Doesn't say where they're from like a tip line or anything so it feels like they padded the doc count with nonsense....

“bari weiss’s wife in the epstein files” is simply too perfect

Always good to get a reminder that every accusation by a right wing shithouse is almost guaranteed to be a projection of their own guilt.

As sure as walking off with hard drives is illegal, what DOGE did with Palantir is illegal. The laws they violated have boring names like the Antideficiency Act, the Privacy Act, and Federal Acquisition Regulation. These are laws the government used to enforce *on itself*. Not anymore.

that’s enough internet for today that’s enough internet for forever

For Liam.

This entire thread seems to be about how Trump fooling around with (abusing?) his secretary is keeping America from greater harm and I feel sick

No wonder the family needed someone in with the police...

A sordid bankshot: Patriots owner Robert Kraft had just been indicted for a sex crime in S. Fla (soliciting prostitution), so Jeffrey Epstein reached out to Brad Karp, chairman of the Paul Weiss biglaw firm offering to help find Kraft a lawyer. Karp was among the earliest to capitulate to Trump.

Is anyone in the Trump orbit NOT a pedophile? Don't think we didn't see Kraft in there too....

Why does Pam Bondi hate Georgia Fort? "Georgia Fort is a three-time Midwest Emmy award-winning journalist who was one of two journalists in the courtroom for the sentencing of Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, who was convicted of murdering George Floyd." www.startribune.com/who-is-georg...

I heard Shane Gillis did a whole set about Biden at his MSG show last week... conservatives don't have any new material, I guess. Anything to not think about the pedophile in charge.

Everybody who perpetrated this while covering it up should be in the Hague www.reuters.com/world/early-...

Yes, this friendly 2019 Jeffrey Epstein email exchange is about the owner of the Patriots, Robert Kraft. But it's more important who it is WITH: Brad Karp, the chairman of Paul, Weiss. And Karp was still chairman when Paul, Weiss became the first law firm to cave to Trump's demands in 2025. 1/

Oh look, it's Melania emailing Ghislaine, praising a profile of Jeffrey Epstein, and signed Love, Melania. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

Bless his silly little heart, I think he genuinely thought "the Epstein Files are about bad people who did bad things, of course I want the files released" and didn't think about things like "of course, I flew on his jet to his island and had sex with his lady friends and that might look bad too"

OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in. *Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

This has come up many times in response to "Epstein files" releases, so I'm saying this generally: the FBI tipline regularly receives outlandish claims of horrific crimes committed by famous people. The fact that some famous people really do commit horrific crimes doesn't mean those tips are true.

A drawing by a 5-year-old girl detained at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in Texas with her mother Hayam El-Gamal. “I am 5 years old” is written at the top of the page. Lower down, next to stick figures, are the words “let us go.” Courtesy of Eric Lee, Lee & Godshall-Bennett, LLP

A strange but true finding about NYC congestion pricing: Drivers’ time savings have overwhelmingly gone to those traveling *outside* the toll zone (i.e., driving from Brooklyn to Queens or within NJ) – not those headed into Manhattan. Me, in Bloomberg 🧵

This right here is the beginnings of the result of what DOGE was really up to. Not *really* slashing stuff, but getting access to as many government citizen databases and joining them to be able to target people quickly and comprehensively across all their exposure to the federal government.

ICE’s entire reason for existence is people from other countries, so it’s spending taxpayer dollars on tools from Clearview, Palantir and their ilk to identify and punish American citizens exercising their rights to protest its abusive conduct. End this agency to set an example. (gift link)

They kidnapped a woman from her court hearing. She was here legally. They wouldn't let her pick her children up from school. The principle and school nurse had to bring the terrified kids to the detention center.

Nonsense. It's not possible to steal AI technology. I know this because Google's own LLMs are built using a complete copy of my legal blog, and that's somehow not stealing because, as Google says, a complete copy of my legal blog is both trivial and utterly essential for their tech to work.

Sydney Sweeney: 👁️ 👄 👁️ Giancarlo Esposito: And for me, I have to speak out. If the whole world showed up... they’d kill 500 or 50 million or however [many], but the rest of us would survive with a new [world]. This is time for a revolution, and they don’t even know that’s what they’re starting.

I don't care whether this is true, it is to me

President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The college at which I'm employed, which has signed a contract with the AI firm that stole books from 131 colleagues & me, paid a student to write an op-ed for the student paper promoting AI, guided the writing of it, and did not disclose this to the paper. www.thedartmouth.com/article/2026...

People really need to understand the networked Stochastic violence machine The far right has been building over the last 20 years is directly tied to the federal government and it is working in lock step with them to target anyone they need to discredit and terrorize with violence.

Just flat out kidnapping people

They plan to concentrate a large population of people in a camp, you see.

"in theater". "Draw down". Hard to blame people for calling it a military occupation when leaders describe it that way. It's your own damn country, act like it.

And an "Under 16 ban" quickly becomes everyone obliged to provide Palantir and their ilk with verified, trackable, government ID...

Murakami's wife literally ran his first business, a coffee house they opened in the 70s, for a decade in addition to, y'know, all this

PJS: "ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence."

This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk

2022: Massachusetts enacts a 4% tax on millionaires. Critics predict catastrophe. 2026: MA sees 39%⬆️ in number of millionaires, $5B⬆️ in new revenue, & MA is bottom 10 in poverty. Taxing the wealthy creates more wealth. Taxing working people creates more poverty: www.qasimrashid.com/p/fixing-the...

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

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