Day 339 We suspected it. Yesterday the WSJ confirmed it. Trump is selling pardons. And or dropping investigations. If you pay him somewhere between $1-6 million. I will say that again. If you pay Trump seven figures your crimes, your charges can magically disappear. You are all caught up.

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This seems appropriate…

Day 338 Chuck Redd’s decision to cancel his Christmas Eve jazz concert because Trump hijacked the Kennedy Center name has upset A LOT OF PEOPLE. The same people who think it’s fine not serve gay people cake, or to withdraw their services. They cry when it happens to them. You are all caught up.

Day 337 Trump tweeted about 200 times yesterday. I guess he had a miserable, unhinged Christmas. The Epstein files are getting to him. There are more photos of Trump and Epstein than there are Trump and his family. So to distract. He bombed Nigeria. You are all caught up.

Day 337 Trump tweeted about 200 times yesterday. I guess he had a miserable, unhinged Christmas. The Epstein files are getting to him. There are more photos of Trump and Epstein than there are Trump and his family. So to distract. He bombed Nigeria. You are all caught up.

Day 336 It’s Christmas Day. Merry Christmas everyone! I hope your Christmas is everything you want it to be and more. And finally, Fuck Trump to the moon and back.

Christmas walkies done! Almost time for the lunchtime cocktails!

Day 336 It’s Christmas Day. Merry Christmas everyone! I hope your Christmas is everything you want it to be and more. And finally, Fuck Trump to the moon and back.

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Day 335 The day after a CBS 60 minutes segment was pulled for upsetting Captain Dipshits fee-fees, the US imposed sanctions on EU members for censorship. Hilarious. What the EU were doing is protecting children from harmful online content. Musk and Theil didn’t like that You are all caught up.

When student loan borrowers are in default, how does the Trump regime respond? By garnishing their wages. When billionaires see their wealth hit record highs, how does the Trump regime respond? By extending their tax cuts. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

I couldn’t say it any better…

Holy fuck Donald, grow a pair. Your tedious complaining and mediocre vocabulary IS SO BORING. Jesus fella, you are nearly 80. The whole planet hates you. Your name is synonymous with corruption and sexual assault. That would upset me more than Colbert laughing at you.

Funny how that works, huh? [Cartoon by Joe Heller]

Dear Donald, If all the networks are putting out negative stories about you, maybe YOU ARE the problem. You are all over the Epstein files and you corruption is brazen. And you are barely literate and incredibly thin skinned. Hope this helps.

Thank you! Working now! Merry Christmas

Family resemblance. Isla is visiting her brother Jake for Christmas.

Dear Bluesky, Popular with friends hasn’t updated in 8 hours. Can someone please have a look. Thanks, Merry Christmas.

Anthony Joshua earned approximately £90 million battering Jake ‘grifter’ Paul. He’s going to pay approximately £45 million in tax. Why the fuck is this a news story. THIS IS HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK. He still has enough money for a lifetime or two. Media needs to stop this bullshit.

Day 335 The day after a CBS 60 minutes segment was pulled for upsetting Captain Dipshits fee-fees, the US imposed sanctions on EU members for censorship. Hilarious. What the EU were doing is protecting children from harmful online content. Musk and Theil didn’t like that You are all caught up.

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Billionaires don’t care about poor people. Trump ACTUALLY SAID ‘I don’t care about you. I just want your vote’. This is a government of millionaires and billionaires governing for the top 1% of America. Someone has to pay for the corporate welfare.

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, interviews, and news articles but not once over any of the countless accusations of child rape. — That silence says everything.

Coincidentally Trump is in 99% of the Epstein files. He’s all over them like measles. They are still covering up for a pedophile. A man who raped children. That’s where America is RIGHT NOW.

If Russia really wanted peace they would get the fuck out of Ukraine.

Day 334 The narcissistic MFer is at it again. Yesterday Trump announced ‘Trump Class’ warships. Interesting, because Trump has no class. One will no doubt be USS Trump. Followed by USS Corruption and USS Pedophile That debt keeps in rising. As does the embarrassment. You are all caught up.

If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.

I thought Captain Dipshit had forgotten about Greenland. Trump believes he’s popular in Europe. I can promise you HE IS NOT. We view him as a joke and a pedophile.

Dear CBS, The government deciding what you can and cannot show based on how the dear leader feels about it is VERY RUSSIA, NORTH KOREA, CHINA shit. The world is watching you cower to the bully.

Thou shalt boycott CBS (Censorship Broadcast System)

Day 333 Trump is at war with the Smithsonian. Trump want a history of America that doesn’t include the terrible bits. Which is most of it. No reference to indigenous peoples, slavery, civil wars, the Great Depression, Vietnam. Basically he just wants pictures of him. You are all caught up.

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I wish we would stop making talentless idiots ridiculously wealthy. Jake Paul is a grifter who managed to get $100 million fighting a former heavyweight champion. Previously losing his ONLY OTHER FIGHT AGAINST an actual boxer. It’s a stupid time to be alive.

Is it too late?

Day 332 The Trump international crime syndicate murdered more people yesterday Brings the total to 104. They refuse to provide any evidence. They don’t who they are killing. There is no due process Drug trafficking is not a capital offence in America. It is a war crime You are all caught up

Once again…

It isn’t Christmas until you have watched the greatest Christmas movie ever…

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The fact Trump doesn’t realise WHY he has had THREE cognitive tests this year, tells me he probably didn’t get the giraffe correct either.

Pam Bondi has just released The [REDACTED] Commandments:

After the travesty of a boxing match yesterday, can we please stop making talentless fucks INSANELY RICH. Pretty please.

Day 331 Is anyone else old enough to remember that Trump kept screaming how America was the HOTTEST economy on earth? About four weeks ago. Now he’s lying about everything being Biden’s fault. A year later. And NO ONE IN THE MEDIA is calling him out on it. You are all caught up.

On the downside David Walliams has been ditched by his publisher for being a sexual predator. On the upside, he could be MAGAs next darling. Swings and roundabouts.

Its because their Daddy Trump is all over the Files and most likely raped girls. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

Of course they weren’t going to release the Epstein files. You didn’t expect them to, surely. This is the Trump regime, protecting the world’s most notorious pedophile. Who somehow is also the US president. And there are so many people who are protecting him OVER THE VICTIMS.

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Day 330 World’s biggest narcissist, cry baby and all round cockwomble, got the Kennedy Center to change its name yesterday. The fact he took it over, installed a new board, is mere coincidence. Incidentally, ticket sales have plummeted just like Trump’s poll numbers. You are all caught up.

BECAUSE THE GUN INDUSTRY GIVES THEM MORE MONEY. To reiterate, Any politician in the pockets of corporations cannot govern in the best interests of the people. This is my statement. And I absolutely stand by it.

The ‘hottest economy on earth’ Became Biden’s fault inside three weeks. It’s pathetic how little responsibility yam tits takes FOR STUFF HE HAS ACTUALLY DONE. Yet wants TOTAL ADULATION for stuff he’s only achieved inside his empty head. Weird.