Morning

Same.

New meme format just dropped, get ‘em while their hot

This comment right here embodies the second to last step of the dictatorship playbook. There is literally only one more step before the USA is formally and literally a dictatorship.

On the morning commute, this kid in the back of a school bus did the overhead yanking sign, trying to get me to honk my horn. I don’t drive a trailer. If I did honk, the bus driver would assume I was honking at him. This kid is a gifted troublemaker. Thumbs up is for taking a photo.

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I’m an HR quant who has gone through a bunch of stressful personal change. The world to me looks like this:

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!

Questionable article from CBC asserts that now that the balance of power is no longer in the NDP’s hands, Carney is going to “get serious” about building publicly funded housing. New NDP leader not interviewed or mentioned, plus lots of commentary about what this all means for the tories.

Instead of flowers, people bring sticks to this dog’s grave. ❤️

“The clouds may change shape and move, but the sky remains an infinite canvas of possibility.” ― Shree Shambav till next time🌿

Octopus hauling ass on the sea floor: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Romania_mi...

This Browns April Fools joke gave me a chuckle.

Pure happiness ❤️

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I sometimes wonder how it would feel to have been born other than I am or where I am. Edward Hopper’s paintings make me feel nostalgic for a past I never lived. I love this! 🎨🖌 British painter, “Phil Lockwood” painted this, he filled every window with an “EDWARD HOPPER” painting.

Llama: every move you make is pissing me off 🤣

This cat knows how to enjoy life..😂 TT: moonkitty874

Caracal Ears

Whenever I eat soup with bread, I like to pretend I'm sitting in a Medieval tavern having supper after a long day of traveling.

Unreal sunset tonight

Trump: "The president of the United States, Gavin Newsum, admitted he has learning disabilities"

TRUMP IN ONE SINGLE EVENT - "They won't be there for us" - "We have some that are really enthusiastic. They're coming already" - "This isn't 'need'" - "If we need anything, they should be jumping to help us" - "We want them to come & help us w/the strait" - My attitude is we don't need anybody"

A couple of countries should offer to send naval vessels to the Strait of Hormuz if Trump acknowledges that yes he really does need their help and he’s sorry about those insults. Then if he issues more insults they say no deal and turn their ships back again. Stuff like that.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

It does happen. Any one of us anywhere can be that one person.

can't think of anything funny, just use your imagination

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

The war on Iran is an attempt to distract us from the Epstein files. Everyone should say this today, at least once.

“Our initial findings indicate that it was friggin’ awesome and that additional tests should be carried out as soon as possible.”

A great name for a dog would be Handstand. Because then people would say, "Oh, can he do a handstand?" And you can say, "What? No. Of course not. He's a dog." And look at them like they're nuts. Just a wonderful time.

It’s funny how all the grifters who spent years ranting about protecting women’s sports are now completely silent about Trump’s comments on the U.S. women’s hockey team…

@natefakes.bsky.social 🤭🤭🤭

The “steak test”. War on Iran will likely begin very soon.

(thinking on my feet after realizing my posts are bad) bluesky is dying

Dayum. Just heard a minister say, as perhaps only Black ministers can, “We will fight until hell freezes over, and then we will fight on the ice.” I’m stealing that!!

stolen from somewhere

The “fuck your feelings crowd” is really feeling some things today.

Social Democrats everywhere need to pay attention to the UK right now. It’s just now at the breaking point where *the voters* perceive Labour is not a leftist political party any more, and maybe they can just support the Greens. If the voters want Left, give them Left, or someone else will.

Maybe they’ll release the Epstein files to distract from the tariffs.

Trump still has some tariff powers, but not the ones he was using. He’s allowed to re-assert all his tariffs by enlisting congress to pass enabling legislation… but congress doesn’t want to. Watch out for six-month 10-15% tariffs to be announced later today, which is allowed under the old rules.

The Supreme Court: