white woman moding

Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid

idk who needs to see this but here is the photo that appears on the american pika's wikipedia page

pikachu’s mighty roar

can’t believe I lost all government funding for my very popular and completely original series of children’s books

i hate bottomless brunch. why would i want to have brunch if none of my friends are allowed to come

Had an idea for a TV show that's kind of like House but it's called Mouse and it's a little mouse who works at a hospital maybe he has a toothpick for a cane and he's SO mean

blue hair and bronouns

one of my favorite tattoos i have

i love fishing on the web

one must imagine lobotimouse happy

there's a gay clown inside of you. set him free

we've introduced spray bottles for misbehaving kittens and the only thing that's changed is that now my cat is constantly soaked while he's committing crimes

bestfriEND girlfriEND boyfriEND it all ends. but you know what doesn’t end? … fishing.

kittens are almost entirely made up of crimes and bad judgment

not a thought inside my head beyond throw rod catch fish

teach a mouse to fish and he may just have a really fun time

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

love how cats stim when they’re happy

Can I hide in your subconscious for 5 or 6 years

if i’ve gone missing i’ve gone fishing

Wettest beer in town

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

has it ever occurred to you

You need to learn how to find joy in something insane and unhealthy

i'm like if a straight dude only liked guys

Jinx doodle 💥 #arcane

Paint the town blue💥 #Arcane #Jinx

feeling normal about Jinx Arcane today

i love the internet i love learning billions of things no god ever willed a being to know

We’re all so annoying

who up squeakin their mouse ‼️‼️‼️

im sorry for the live mental breakdown chat

We are stronger together, we lift each other in time of need. Remember you’re not alone.

I can sense that some of you are annoying

listening to fortnite lobby music on public transport call that shit the battle bus

its gay day