I hate lumpy mashed potatoes

car dealership joker: wanna know how i got these cars?

I frew up :(

Should I restart my ACNH island

my anxiety is so bad today i feel like i may die lol

going to the dentist today 🫩 being very brave

no rizz just dark hair, big eyes, and a resting sad face

it was so good

what a year this week has been

life of a showgirl is stinky doodoo

rip michael scott you would’ve loved getaway car by taylor swift

obsessed with this woman

source? my paranoia

My therapist told me somethin I will never let go of… You’re not “self aware” just cuz you’re good at pointing out all of your flaws. If you can’t also point out all your goodness you’re just a bully

late night routine (overthinking)

camping next weekend! can’t waaaitttt!!

> moves to a legal state > gives up weed

it’s so lovely out :)

every since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to go to bed

why r british ppl so good at american southern accents

Villager gang

oldies but goodies

another day of being a weirdly offputting magical girl

tired

I wish i could make art

‼️don't forget to take your meds‼️

dreaming of my white chocolate boba

fleabag is so good

Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!

what’s up i never use this app

longest week of my life

new job starting Monday ooo I'm nervous

the last week at a job is pointless. no work to do. everybody knows you’re leaving. why am i here ?

already anxious abt a job i haven’t started at yet

every day i have my white chocolate boba is a good day

My gargoyle is singing from the top of the cabinets again

need a new job asap

do 9–5s not exist anymore why is every job near me 8-5

my entire life feels like work work work work work work work wake up work get home sleep wake up work go home sleep. it's so fucking depressing

people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT

i donut like pimple patches in public, i’m sorry