You know it's a good F1 race when the first YouTube highlights come from lap 66/78

Helb. Dis is Clover. My dad haz been taken. De flies came and flew away with him

Local liquor store has Suntory lemon sours (yay!!). But they're $7! (Boooooo)

Such a ruff life.

Yeesh, rough curbside giveaway when someone stops to look at free wheels and gets back in their car

I know he's not literally as bad as Pierre, but JFC

The guys who bought our oil and gas licenses can't come up with the downpayment and their office is a workshare space downtown. I think the province has more employees working on promoting the "successful bid"

BE SMART:

I keep hearing about cheap EVs from China, why is nobody asking about cheap EVs from Korea? $15k.

Country with slavery allowed in its constitution tariffs EU, Canada, others over 'forced labour'

Kid Rock's restaurant is celebrating one year with 20% off bottles of wine. I was expecting Bud Light

Yes, and important context to that context is that robotaxi companies like Waymo have long claimed that they'd do less deadheading than Uber or Lyft because they operate fleets (rather than managing independent contractors). So far, at least, that's not happening.

Somehow this isn't a vaccine for Impostor Syndrome, but it should be. And also WHAT THE FUCK???

"We're Amazon, sort of. We already HAVE all of your data"

GMM just did a theoretical 10 day US road trip for someone visiting just once in their life. Make it 80 hours of driving so it's not JUST driving. Where do you go?

Pressure might be the best movie about weather so far. See it.

"well, the dishwasher needs a new motor. Really just a bearing, but you can't take it apart. What's a new one, a hundred.....$300!!!! Ok, maybe just a new dishwasher....$800!!!!"

Remember when "major league asshole" was a legitimate scandal?

If you use LLMs for facts you’re going to have to verify them, and if you’re going to put in the work to verify them you might as well just look them up yourself

Carney to replace Steven Guilbeault’s seat with burning tailings pond

“I understand that, without my agreement, A250 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am performing for them next month. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with A250 for 2026 I will not be performing for MAGA next month.”

People: we don't deserve the love of a dog My Dog: walks into my office, drops the worst fart in the history of the world, walks back out

Just when you thought you'd seen it all

Tuning to add power to a car that is leaking oil into the plug wells is probably not great for your car but it is good content if the engine blows up

Bob Ross’ paintings are ok, not bad, nor amazing What makes Bob Ross, the man, special, is his ability to inspire others to either create or enjoy the process of creation, and the sense of fulfillment that comes from the act of creation itself He is the Fred Rogers of Art: he believes in you

Damn electric cars!!! www.facebook.com/share/r/1ELx...

Hot dog car driver strongly spoke out against crashed hot dog car in a speech last night.

Trump completes mostly successful war with Iran

Me: fuck this Google AI shit *changes phone to DDG, does a search* DDG: "first search results, Chatgpt for *search term*" Me: FUCK!

Wake up, doom scroll. Sit down, doom scroll. Make content, doom scroll. All day, all month, all the year long. I'll be givin' it up and draggin' it on. A capitalist's dream.

Forgot about the bread money thing, so have $50, Feed Nova Scotia

BRB, gonna go get a sharpie for these flies

After this shit happens, people always say "we never thought this would happen." Well, here's your fucking notice

Even the ducks aren't safe from the Dartmouth geese

Fucking Carney, doing his best to fall under the bar of "suck less than Pierre"

Shakira's hips, accountants don't lie. www.cbc.ca/news/world/s...

The latest to be preserved in the archives of the British Film Institute:

We can hear a bird with a call that sounds like firing lasers in a classic video game. Peew, peew, peew. Any ornithologists on here?

Just watched a dude successfully run from the Mounties on the 103. Cop pulled out, dude hit the gas, cop was back on the side of the road within 30 seconds looking for easier pickings.

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

"I just moved here from Fred-eric-ton" Uh, no you didn't

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Most atheists are closer to the teachings of Christ than any of these right wingers will ever be. Only one is doing it by coincidence; the other is doing it to use people and commit evil, and is it ever working for them

Love that it's now impossible to sign into the bank that has my mortgage without a phone app.

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

lol. Ford, which currently isn't building vehicles in Canada, is being picked as the first of the Big Three for this round of Unifor contract negotiations

Fayette County, GA, found the cause of its low water pressure: a data center campus south of Atlanta drew 29 million gallons via water connections the county didn't know existed. Blackstone-owned QTS, which developed the 615-acre campus, owed $147,474 in retroactive charges. The county fines: $0.

Man, writing for S2 of The Bunkering Dead is not top notch

Althia Raj is doing some of the most important reporting out there right now, exposing how Carney is dismantling any semblance of Canada’s progressive values. Pharmacare, child care, now the environment… Please, pay attention. He’s eviscerating environmental laws worse than Harper. Than HARPER!!!

I keep getting fed a CBC article about how cucumber prices are through the roof, but, like, even my local Superstore only wants $1.39, not the $3 national average the story is telling me

First warm day, bugs are out, feel free to return to cold