Crapshots are back! Happy Canada Day youtu.be/cpuY0wNDdo4

happy #pridemonth, i draw queer adventure comics you should read: aquila.alexdaily.nl my most recent queer comics achievement is I made Little Orphan Annie gay #comics #webcomics #pride

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

don't even need to see the trailer for Bobby Eggs' new picture about the werewolf it'll be gross, intense, and ye olde, greyscale even though it was filmed on a colour camera, Willem Dafoe will smile like he's killed and will kill again, you've mentally already seen the trailer

by the time the later Japanese Ring movies actually coexist with modern phones their budgets have been so slashed she comes out of the smaller screens in a flash, or not at all, or it's a big beat before the smash to credits sucks. let sadako be a non-standard size. quarter size sadako, hysterical.

True! However this is hilarious so i chose to believe this

In the entire history of comics, I cannot think of a bigger upgrade between runs than Gilchrist to Jaimes on Nancy. This is partially because I’m not sure anyone is worse at making comics than Guy Gilchrist, so it’s about as low as you can start and about as high as you can end up.

on the Other Website, people are (re)discovering some of the worst Guy Gilchrist Nancy comics. So I'm bringing over here, my contribution: all of his 9/11 comics. He doesnt start doing memorials until 06, but we're going to begin a few years earlier, when Sluggo met shaq on 9/11: (thread attempt #2)

these are the words of an expert

Whew! I sure am boiling in this 32° weather! T'SHUO, THE HELIUM GOD WHO LIVES ON THE SUN BARGING INTO MY MENTIONS: "Pshaw, that's nothing! It is currently 5,500° where I am!"

tip for tomorrow's murderweather: do NOT follow hades' trickiest embers into the gaping maws of post-existence no matter how much they try to sell you on just how shadowy it is

Be cool and buy our book

alright alright, for #makeaterriblecomicday here's an incredibly rare (frankly, unprecedented) video game comic from me, alex daily #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #assassinscreed

An attempt on the Emperor's life. Countless suspects. A detective who can see through time in a race against the clock! Our book — which @sinblache.bsky.social called "clever, incredibly funny, and heartfelt," "Knives Out meets The Boys" — OUT NOW! tinyurl.com/emperoramazon tinyurl.com/emperorkobo

i've not really had a go at "what I would do if I ran Doctor Who"-posting because it does not make sense to me to put that into a Post instead of just putting the energy into my own stories go make your own thing!!

good morning

Dr Who should never — and I mean *never* — be a white cis man again.

An attempt on the Emperor's life. Countless suspects. A detective who can see through time in a race against the clock! Our book — which @sinblache.bsky.social called "clever, incredibly funny, and heartfelt," "Knives Out meets The Boys" — OUT NOW! tinyurl.com/emperoramazon tinyurl.com/emperorkobo

alright alright, for #makeaterriblecomicday here's an incredibly rare (frankly, unprecedented) video game comic from me, alex daily #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #assassinscreed

Hey, June 25, when's that? Is that... next week? No, it's tomorrow! "Who Killed the Emperor?" — sequel to "Who Killed the Centurion?" is about a detective who can see through time in a race against the clock. Buy it tomorrow, or preorder now, at tinyurl.com/emperoramazon tinyurl.com/emperorkobo

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

not nonbinary as in short haired cartoon character. nonbinary as in all of your photos of me are deeply out of focus and give you a series of cluster headaches before your nose starts bleeding. there is a 22 minute time gap in your memories

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

existence of fiancée and Beyonce implies existence of 24 additional words half of which I'd have to look up the spelling of

do the ppl in the mentions who are are claiming "oc" is a totally suitable catch-all term for any fictional character ever watch a movie and then say "wow, i loved the ocs"

You never get the outgoing PM being petulant and angry and immature as they go. There's always "I've lost the command of my party" and "I have tried and failed and it's time to pass on the baton" when if it was me it would be very "and now we move on to the liars"

you know, I do think we've put together two good-looking books @crawley4wv.bsky.social

Anyway, here's my favorite moment from the Heisei films.

hey buy my friend's book and then preorder the sequel please and thank you

You know how sometimes you have to wait years for a sequel? Have I got good news for you. The sequel to "Who Killed the Centurion?" — WHO KILLED THE EMPEROR — is out JUNE 25TH. @crawley4wv.bsky.social Buy it then, or preorder now, at tinyurl.com/emperoramazon tinyurl.com/emperorkobo

Nancy 6/18/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 6

Well, that was a fucking ride.

It’s okay if it takes you 104 years to come out

movie idea human cannonball on day off from circus, looking for ultimate thrill, the only next level still available to her breaks into a local large hadron collider to launch herself with

if this were me and my mom you could cut my head off with a sword and both halves of my cold dead corpse would still collaborate to tell you to fuck off before agreeing to be in the newspaper (my mom for the record was totally chill)

Just an early morning sniffle.

Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship ONE of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

"Who Killed the Centurion?" is about a detective who can see through time and the one case he can't read like a clock — the murder of the world's greatest hero. Read the book Justin McElroy called "smart, funny and compulsively readable" now. tinyurl.com/centurionkobo tinyurl.com/centurionamazon

hey, remember that book I co-wrote and edited with @crawley4wv.bsky.social last year ahead of the sequel, we've put it up on Kobo, where you should be able to get it DRM-free, and discounted the ebook to only 3 bucks both on there and on amazon tinyurl.com/centurionkobo tinyurl.com/centurionama...

Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV.

Known from gender neutral Cousin It

The man who is currently the overall leader at LeMans is Sébastien Buemi who is perhaps best known for this unfortunate occurence

Grant Naylor: In my tv series I invented the Talkie Toaster as a cautionary tale. Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Talkie Toaster from classic sci-fi TV episode Don't Create The Talkie Toaster.

hey you want to watch the future, where we chisel his name off stuff? well, you can get a glimpse now www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

On me propose du Thomas Wykes, que je ne connaissais pas. Je découvre et me régale.