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I'll find who did this

I still lurk here. Haven't posted in a minute but wanted to remind you GO BIRDS DICKHEAD

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Finally I've lost a LOT of gigs this week/next month for obvious reasons (all the promoters are finger racists). If you'd like to help me out or have enjoyed my attempts at humour throughout this, all donations graciously appreciated.

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Playing this JRPG called Metaphor Re:Fantasio. Got all the basic fantasy races and that. One of the races is dog people, and they are stereotyped for being stupid and criminals. They've given them scouse accents. What did they mean by this

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Can't believe The Rizzler met Paulie Walnuts

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I've got shooters out here yall don't even know about.

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This is very difficult. Last night our mother passed away suddenly at the age of 67. She was the light of my life, and will always be the voice in my soul. My younger brother has started a GoFundMe to help with the sudden funeral costs. If you can help, great, if not, that's OK. gofund.me/fc95d9bf

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Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

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The Irish are a lovely people, genuine goodness is all of em. Which makes Trump finding and inviting the one Evil Irishperson to the White House all the more impressive.

St. Patrick's Day is so easy when you went to Marshall and are an Eagles fan

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This is great.

Evergreen

I’ll figure it all out

Suffering from Success.

The more I learn about Vance the more I understand why his mom sold him for percs

Since winning the Super Bowl, birds sing a little sweeter, the sun is a little brighter, and food tastes a little better.

This was really the perfect season You couldn't ask for any more as an Eagles fan Winning in Brazil and ended winning in New Orleans. This team. This year. It was proof that hard work and determination pays off. You can never be counted out. We are a team of rejects and proved the world wrong

Three-peat this, EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!!!!

I knew you'd do it Jalen!!!

Eagles. You've got one job. Defeat the lovers of Satan