good day to post this reminder

Hey I made an (ios) app that lets you track literally everything! I started it when my kid was born and it's turned into something I use daily to keep track of stuff and also have a kind of journal of things. Check it out if you want, or don’t. It's free! apps.apple.com/us/app/lifet...

I love this so much

Backloggd should have a toggle for only seeing Portuguese reviews. English reviews are all 17-year olds writing 100k words about FNAF through the lens of Jean Baudrillard, whereas I dunno what the fuck Brazilians are writing but there are a lot of exclamation points and they always give DMC3 5 stars

this is what learning about the history of uk video games is like as an american

Rumor: A 40th Anniversary Scrunt Celebration is Being Planned by Nintendo Instead of Zelda. https://ow.ly/yQ3W50Y9vEl "Scrunt changed everything when it was released" - Shigeru Miyamoto

An overwhelming urge to ruin my life and start playing Dota again after being clean for like 6 years Which is to say, I'll teach friends if you play w/ me 🥺 5-stack gameing is the most fun anyone can have on the internet, whereas I would rather flay all of my skin off than solo queue

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Internet's finally back after like 5 days, time to download a 220gb torrent of every Game Center CX episode to get me through the next outage.

Slipping through the bars of my chastity cage and having to call the fire department, penis stuck like a child's fat head in between the stair banister

Fortnite is gentrified MUGEN

hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to complete a MANDATORY playthrough of Lifeline for the PS2 using untested third party PS2 microphones. What are your thoughts on this!?

hold on, im experiencing a negative thought, let me CBT that right quick (i close my eyes and picture the negative thought being blasted by 100000000 lasers at once) ahhhhh

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

HE'S GOT A GUN AND DIMENSIONALITY

Babies who got a lil ziploc baggy of cheerios always the chillest motherfuckers on the planet, I gotta try that shit

been thinking about this post all fuckin day

Podcasts should not be eligible for the Golden Globes. Podcasts are for white 30-year old men to create as a substitute for therapy. If you get more than 100 listeners you should be executed by the state.

keep fighting

I was gonna do one of those 'games beaten in 2026' threads, but the first game I played through was a Touhou. I can not have that energy following me all year

I'm bringing back phrenology in 2026. But, like, not the racism part. Or the sexism part. Bad idea? Sounds like you may have a malformed agreeability propensity, my good gamer.

magical

'nooo dont say anything that can get u into trouble with the administration nooooo theyll check ur phone at the border be nice :(' As you read this I am currently astral projecting to Washington DC to punch DJT right in the colostomy bag.

Pissing into the bidet stream like a Dragon Ball Z beam clash

Real ones take a visual medium and make it audio-only.

Merry Christmas everyone! Have a safe and pleasant holiday.

Jumping into your asshole and piloting you by manipulating your prostate, Ratatouille-style

Whoever keeps on subscribing the podcast email to the Grand Ole Opry newsletter, I respect the bit immensely. Funny concept mixed with the fact that their 'unsubscribe from our bullshit' button just does not work. Anyway, Reba McEntire Inducts the Opry’s Newest Member 1/16!

i think if you want to drive a car you should have to be hit by one first

I beat King's Field III last night and was deeply unprepared for the narrator's voice performance in the final text crawl

I feel like using AI for concept art is one of the worst possible things you can do to a project. Just rotting your shit at the roots, building your foundation on top of quicksand. Why have a unique vision when you can instead ask the amalgamated slurry machine for something devoid of meaning

Totally updating this when MacAulay makes the new one

they should've released bananza last year to continue the trend of banger dk games every 30 years donkey kong 64 donkey kong 94 donkey kong 24

I feel like the devs of Clair Obscur made a deal with the devil for incredible critical and commercial success in exchange for having all kinds of Annoying Internet Discourse constantly surrounding their game

Sometimes I check out random Vtuber streams with like sick rigs and adorable models, and then I'll look at my 2 frame .png that just rotates 15 degrees when I speak and go 'damn, this is also perfect.'

The name "Castlevania" of course comes from "Castle Metroidvania."

made me mad it wasn't actually 2 kb so i spent an hour compressing the fuck out of it

seeking out traumatic events just so I have an excuse to play more tetris

morning

Jesus Christ okay I will

Listen if i have to write my own orientation play bisexual bear porn (among many many other things) then you gotta make the shit you want most too. 'X is underrepresented' 'nobody does X' Ok so you do it. You have noticed a niche to fill. Godspeed.

Want to hear more from Dan between seasons? I guested on @lokathor.bsky.social and @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social ‘s podcast to talk about one of my favorite movies! We had a great time so I hope you listen! #podcast #yakuza #japanese #cinema www.patreon.com/posts/145251...

picturing Daffy Duck saying “That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword”