Hey I made an (ios) app that lets you track literally everything! I started it when my kid was born and it's turned into something I use daily to keep track of stuff and also have a kind of journal of things. Check it out if you want, or don’t. It's free! apps.apple.com/us/app/lifet...

Hello. I wrote a nice long essay about AI and this very strange moment where we're constantly told we're living in the dawn of a strange new future but the only thing that's actually clear is that everyone feels pretty unmoored and uncertain. I hope you'll read it

I’ve tried so hard to make calling a PB&J a Peeber Jeeber happen but nobody ever picks it up.

i used to post this on facebook over and over and whenever someone hazarded a guess i'd respond "could be any" or "could be all" and it always got so many interactions that it was at the top of everyone's feed all day every day

A restaurant with not one but two murals with nonsense quotes from Anthony Bourdain gave me the worst food poisoning of my life.

Lemon, it’s April. Year one.

With discord's update, I see the need for an OS-level overlay layer. That way apps can make widgets for this layer and we can control what goes where, without having several competing overlays when a game opens.

Ska guy getting really mad at you for saying that Cake is Ska

how did we get here

Ho lee shit

Proud sentimental father singing the chorus to Ringtone by 100 gecs

Who has the most recognizable hands and why is it goatse

Looking over my wife’s shoulder to see her deep diving information on pigeons on Wikipedia. #cute #silentapproval

Go all out, little stamp

Rest in peace, Coco 😭

Death Stranding 2

Rest In Peace, Mischka 💔

I’ll be at PAX Unplugged this weekend in philly! Come say hi! You will find me Arthur fisting in any room Matt Mercer is in.

Why is every markdown renderer complete ass

For sale: baby corn. on cobb.

Once a day a drunk dog wakes up and smashes around my house, eating everything it can find on the floor. I don’t say anything because it does a good job. I love my roomba.

Playing Twilight Princess without saying “he got that dog in him” 50 times challenge [impossible]

kids these days

it’s the weekend

Watching a werewolf movie without saying “he got that dog in him” 50 times challenge [impossible]

Wizard Wednesday 🧙‍♂️ Rosenfeldtown, The Alchemist, for High Times, 2020

I want an OS-level toggle that normalizes all sounds outputted to a specific loudness. Browsing the web and using a computer is a constant fight with my volume knob.

Let’s goooo

I’ve listened to dj’d mixed songs in different settings today for at least 8 hours. I no longer know when songs begin or end.

What’s wrong with being good at beach

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Blessed by an R211 train on the way home from work 😎

Phone app notifications need to be split into “functional” and “advertising” types so I can allow an app to tell me when the driver is here, but not try to remind me to use it.

Ah eto bleh meme but it’s Columbo

Do you ever take a nap with your clothes on, and the change in your pocket falls out while you're sleeping and attaches to your skin, and you don't find out until you're taking a shower the next morning when a quarter clangs loudly in the tub behind you? Yeah, me neither.

A few years ago I randomly downloaded the album El Oso by Soul Coughing into my music player. Any time I’m on a plane, it becomes the sole source of music because I’m too lazy to download anything else. It’s given the many plane rides an eerily dry and familiar timbre. Accidental Pavlovian training.

me five milliseconds after entering my apartment and not seeing my cats

THE BRIDGE IS OUT IN THE SUBWAY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO JUMP IT!

Excuse me?

I like how in books, when someone is thinking and the line is italicized, the way to emphasize a particular word is to un-italicize it. Simple, elegant, wonderful.

playlists are good

Due to my current media consumption, I just had vivid dreams of running around plucking pikmin but instead they were little different variations of Barbie and when they got mad I had to use a glass cake display topper to trap them. I refuse to unpack this.

After inhaling the pikmin franchise over the past month or two, I have the following opinions: Pikmin 1: it’s good Pikmin 2: it’s good Pikmin 3: it’s good Pikmin 4: it’s good

oh worm?