The Late Show with Rob Schneider

friends. for my wife to be happy. that's it i guess

Bruh

8/28 #scryfallrandom is a fascinating rattlesnake of a card that blinks the entire table at once, buying back everyone's enter effects and vaporizing token swarms.

I’m going to make this a video at some point but I’m saying this here and being done because it’s honestly just angering and scaring and frustrating me.

they’re kidnapping trans women and forcing them to choose between male detention centers, where theyll be tortured, sexually abused and forcibly detransitioned, and leaving her whole life behind via self-deportation. but please go on with your “reasonable concerns” about trans rights

Just being alive is amazing!

dude absolute superman is fucking incredible wtf

ffmpreg

bottom surgery because i believe complaining about my vagina would fulfill me holistically

sometimes you need to get hurt on purpose to understand that it's not so scary

“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said. “Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

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she knows me so well

Yoshitaka Amano

their laugh

It's not about biology, it's about driving us out of public life. They cannot stand to see a young trans woman succeed at anything.

diary post i know i talk big sometimes but i struggle pretty constantly with the conclusion jump that anyone i have heard from in 24 hours or more has gotten sick of me or hates me, and that in general, people who i don't have a fairly consistent relationship with don't think about me at all

sarkhan vol voice: imagine dragons

pls do urself a favor and buy some of susies albums, shes one of the best musicians i know!!!

so my car got impounded. please buy my albums so i can get it out susiecreepy.bandcamp.com

Pulling up the ladder behind you is the American Way.

its contrapoints and ethel cain today, who will be “it” tomorrow?

create art with the confidence of a mediocre twenty something white man making a youtube movie review

There's a lot of old school reactionary chauvinism in there but what surprised me was > allow people to privately borrow against their children's future income This is like a recipe for a permanent serf class

there is no more luxury belief than the dream of a little conquest

Also this...so real

jp users learning about 'fujoshing out' for the first time probably made my whole week...peak cultural exchange 😭

"Find out who on your block can’t walk because you’re going to have to deal with that. Who has wheelchairs? Who has fire extinguishers? Where is the available water? Do you have batteries or generators? Start assessing the roots of escape. You’re going to have to inventory your community."

When the gallows grows big enough, all humor is gallows humor

hi my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMIL Y GUY!!! 1/64 :) keep readingt!!

Every liberal SCOTUS dissent kinda feels like this

get ye fucked

One of the problems of post-industrial capitalist societies is how to generate sufficient knowledge and expertise to produce profits without letting that knowledge overflow into critical thinking that could disrupt the system--the ruling class sees AI as a solution to that problem.

If you want to know why the shallow identity politics of Democrats and corporations failed its because they tried to adopt the packaging of the left without ever adopting its substance. All politics is identity politics, but identity can never be your only politics

happy wednesday, bluesky

That's right

No matter how often I see this data, I always find it shocking. Of all the massive growth in output produced by the world's workers since 1980, more than half of it has been captured by the richest 1%. This is what happens when capital controls production.

yeah she barks like a dog dude. shes a theremin or whatever, it's wild

It Mamdani/Lander doesn’t win, then this is the only way through bsky.app/profile/utop...

The worst YouTube videos are named like “God, Marx, and Learning Acceptance: The Story of Super Mario 64” and the best ones are all called like “Horse Music”

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