@hiddenschools.bsky.social Do you think the Church of Kos has its own brand of cigarettes? I can't stop thinking about Abelard buying smokes: what brand? filtered? For some reason, I imagine he smokes Red Apples. The brand Tarantino created for his movie universe. cc: @maxgladstone.bsky.social

@maxgladstone.bsky.social I'm rereading Four Roads Cross and I have a question. What brand of cigarettes does Abelard smoke?

I don’t think enough people are talking about the beauty of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hey @maxgladstone.bsky.social and @hiddenschools.bsky.social, Dead Hand Rule arrived today. BUT I'm in the middle of book 5 of the Wheel of Time! Decisions! Decisions! Exclamation Points!

NEW: Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys joins the Home of the Brave advisory board. “Growing up here in Massachusetts, you learn to never take shit from a bully...Trump's a bully who's bad for America, and it's time to stand up to him."

i love this journey for everyone involved — adams, who’ll spiral into the ground; cuomo, who’ll be further humiliated; and mamdani, who’ll cook them both over an open fire

If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.

Mayor Doofenschmirtz.

my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid

While Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams trip over each other to win the approval of billionaires in backrooms, our campaign remains focused on working New Yorkers and their clear desire for a different kind of politics.

It's the weekend, baby

more businesses need signage like this brownsville flea market

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

I swear to god, stopping biting my nails is harder than it was to quit smoking.

heard that eric adams is so serious about running for mayor again he is actually considering moving to new york city

Zohran Mamdani: 40% of the vote, respectable effort, solid victory Zohran the Destroyer: 100% of the vote, the tribes are united under the new Khagan, we ride

Trump insists “groceries” is a long forgotten term and thinks you need photo ID to buy milk there but, yes, please tell me more about how Mamdani doesn’t understand grocery stores

A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson. Tilson sits at a whopping .8%. Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.

ahahahhahahaha eat shit

Socialism, tonight, defeated barbarism. After the two-decade midnight of 9/11, dawn is breaking.

46 and getting and my sun.

NYC don’t fuck this up.

Another reason to support Zohran is that he's constitutionally ineligible to run for president. The job isn't a steppingstone, he actually wants to be mayor!

But we will still endorse him and call @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social "uniquely unqualified" to be mayor.

I just voted in the NYC primary. I ranked Mamdani and Lander. The sexual assaulter didn’t get a rank from me.

So few establishment people and media organizations want @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be NYC mayor that he must be the right choice.

Elon needs HIMS

Holy shit. DHS just detained New York City Comptroller Brad Lander, a candidate for NYC mayor, as he was observing ICE arrests in court.

If the GOP goes through with plans to sell millions of acres of public land, the Dems should loudly declare that they will take it all back under eminent domain when the get power again. And that there will be no refunds.

Everyone: don't rank Cuomo, a serial groping disgraced grandmother killer New York Times: don't rank Mamdani, a visionary young man

"To everyone who pulls me aside to whisper with the best intentions 'You have already won', I am sorry, but the days of moral victories are over. And as my father told me years ago, 'When the Right wins power, the Left writes a great book.' Those days are over too." -Zohran Mamdani

Proud to cross-endorse with Michael Blake and to be ranked #2 on his ballot. We can turn the page on Andrew Cuomo's politics of disgrace with unity.

So grateful for the support of my friend and former Assembly colleague @yuhline.bsky.social — a progressive fighter who time and again has stood up for her neighbors and all New Yorkers.

One of the most common mistakes in casting TV shows is to go with an actor who isn’t right for the role, simply because (s)he is a “known quantity,” while ignoring a much better option who is not. In unrelated news, Andrew Cuomo is running for mayor of NY, and he sucks.

this woman single-handedly has more courage than the entirety of the gop

I wonder if they are hoping an ICE agent gets shot, then they'll have an "excuse" to shoot back and roll tanks into these neighborhoods.

The complete works of Jane Austen.

DON'T RANK CUOMO.

I can't think of anyone currently running for office more dangerous than Andrew Cuomo. Not just for NYC but for the nation, because unfortunately NYC disproportionately affects the rest of the states. Bad politicians elsewhere don't have the same structural power. NYC: Do not vote for this man.

Perfection.

This Is How You Lose the Ball Game, @amalelmohtar.com and @maxgladstone.bsky.social

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

Cuomo PAC darkens skin of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social in new mailer to NYC voters.

Wow. Watch this from Zohran Mamdani. It looks like the exact "fight" and "conviction" people are hopelessly asking for from the people in charge of the Democratic party:

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“Elon Musk is not a friend to Democrats. … I’m not taking money from a guy who does a Hitler salute. It’s just that simple.” - Illinois (IL-9) Congressional Candidate Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social

Damian Williams, the former top federal prosecutor in Manhattan, is leaving the law firm Paul Weiss to join the Jenner & Block firm.   He's defecting from a firm that struck a deal with the Trump admin and joining one that fought Trump's retribution efforts in court.

Elon Musk has left his government position to spend even less time with his children.

I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out