*loading a pistol and reopening netscape navigator* net's haunted

Yeah we repeatedly chose barbarism, what would you expect? The girlies yearn for actual civilization.

these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach

I have voted for the deal that was on the Senate floor and which is probably caving to fascism Forgive me the flight delays were so annoying and so old

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF! Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

Got one!

an excellently written snapshot of the reality-altering rot deep in the heart of American Journalism.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

10/10 take. No notes.

same, Batman.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

America, a metaphor.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Do not talk to Amy Harmon or the new york times

You're welcome

Incredible

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

The time for dark woke is beginning

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party

Oh i am intrigued!

Dick Cheney died

Dick Cheney was a FATHER. He was a HUSBAND. What kind of monster would cackle ablut how he's being flayed alive by demons in a replica of an Abu Ghraib torture cell for all eternity while the angels sing and rejoice above just because he "violated the geneva convention" and "killed a million people"

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Woke up today to the news

Okay this one should definitely be in the history books.

Long live Guilloteen Vogue

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

every song on the radio is either country music for suburbanites who have never touched a horse or ed sheeran songs they play at a warmup for a thanksgiving 5k

Stef Mosebach: Queer Horses (Copyright © Stef Mosebach, 2024)

conspiracy to make a cop go slow

Public video now available! This is the same link! But THIS is the one you will click! me me big boy

"Call Jane" This work is an homage to the Jane Collective, which consisted mostly of Jewish women. The "Janes" provided safe, discreet abortion access to low income women in the early 1970s Chicago when abortion was mostly illegal in the USA. More in the alt.