The feeling is definitely there. It's a new morning in America... fresh, vital. The old cynicism is gone. We have faith in our leaders. We're optimistic as to what becomes of it all. It really boils down to our ability to accept. We don't need pessimism. There are no limits.

Wake up babes, the most wonderful thing has finally happened. annas-archive.org/blog/backing...

I'm trying to think of a time that I saw something as or more demented than this and I'm coming up empty. Ah well, the hell with it. Iä Iä! Cthulhu f'taghn!

The Radical Democrats wants you to say it like Jason. IT'S NOT JASON, IT'S JAY-SON! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Would you like to come inside and see my collection of large hadrons?

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

"ICE officers are real people with families!"

I guess this means they're not Romero zombies?

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick everyone

2045. The Singularity long forgotten. The few humans to avoid the macerators rove a ruined land overshadowed by titanic datacenters swarming with AI agents selling each other shit via spam email for MELANIA cryptocurrency. The aliens, vigilant, continue awaiting our hoped-for evolution into crabs.

Man, Youtube ads really spoil the effect of a good rickroll

The below picture is an example of how to break rules. This should be helpful for most bluesky users who may not be familiar with how to break rules.

At this rate, Elon Musk is going to become the first nuclear-armed CEO. Absolute doom.

And Path of Exile...

What's up with these huge protests in Greenland?

Lefty weirdos in the 1960s: We're gonna ↥LEVITATE↥ the Pentagon! Righty weirdos in the 1980s: We're gonna ABOLISH the ＄IRS＄! Righty weirdos in 2025: I will DESTROY the ☣CDC☣! RETVRN TO TRADITION. LEVITATE THE ⬠PENTAGON⭔.

Scene: Golgotha, 33 CE A Roman soldier pokes Jesus in the side with a spear, which is engraved with "Redde Romae magnificentiam", but he can't read. He continues what he was saying: "So anyway, that's how I know I have the favor of the gods." *"Redde Romae magnificentiam" is probably wrong.

Boutta assign OpenAI's "Operator" agent thingy to randomly click on ads in left-wing media and blogs.

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my day. I’ve dropped my phone into the ocean, I’ve trusted tricksters…why, I even chose this weekend of all times to visit my republican parents. …but ya know what I’ve never accidentally done?

In the future, 20 January 2025 will be widely known as The Day that Nothing Happened.

If Catholicism taught me anything, it's that spirituality is stored in the balls.

It's only imperialism if it's from the SCREAMING EAGLE PROTECC OIL FREEDOM FLAGS region of Mid-Atlantic North America. Otherwise it's just sparkling subjugation of foreign peoples.

I was today years old when I learned that bars exist that close at 10 PM.

Today I learned that wasabi mashed potatoes are legal.

Not quite sure how I ever lived without dark mode, but I'm not going back. Trying to make PC displays look like paper was a mistake.