I hope that SNL UK goes well tonight - there are many many very talented people working on it both in front of and behind the camera, and the scrutiny they're under at the moment is pretty ridiculous. My other hope is that they quickly find their own identity for the show. 1/3

If you are an NYC or LA-based podcast producer with the experience necessary to lead a new show about women's soccer, we're hiring! Send me a message if you're interested! edyy.fa.us2.oraclecloud.com/hcmUI/Candid...

Come to Fesshole Live in 2026! Tickets on sale for Manchester, Hull, Glasgow, Luton & Cambridge. Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Glasgow. Best of Fesshole, audience confessions, secret history & more: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Pet Shop Boys are pleased to announce that they’ve joined Russell T Davies as executive producers for “It’s A Sin”, a new dance show adaptation of the award-winning @channel4.bsky.social series of the same name, now in development at the world-renowned UK dance company, Rambert.

A New Jersey congresswoman has introduced a bill requesting that no federal funding should be used to carry out immigration enforcement activity within one mile of any FIFA World Cup match or Fan Festival during the tournament in the U.S. this summer. Full story from @adamcrafton.bsky.social

I don’t know the story here but my best guess is “tripped over the cat going down stairs in the dark but still love him”. Photo from my collection, 1958.

I fear there’s been an accident and Carmen Miranda’s bashed her head on the dashboard.

Hello. The new issue of my wrestling ‘zine (that’s only partially about wrestling) is available now and I sure would like it if you’d buy yourself a copy. You ca get it (and my other ‘zines) here: theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com

In nicer news, my publisher sent me this fun banner to promote my book, should I leave it outside Streeting’s office

Scena di commedia (uno scapino), by Honoré Daumier, 1860, 📸 by Jakub Porzycki

Phew!! Tickets secured for Pride! The Musical..... Not a huge amount left

I’ll save you a click it’s public speaking

Arsenal gets me like....

They should stop in the first safe country they pass through

It's a year since we said goodbye to Puskas & whilst I assumed we'd get another cat, it's been stressful back & forth, not being ready but we've welcomed Marta into our home 😻 Since she's been here she's slowly come out of her shell & is a sweetheart & yes she's named after another football legend 💋

Let's go, Walthamstow! 🧔

It only works because you're here .... 🎶 (Or not) @mjhibbett.bsky.social

The two players were placed on administrative leave pending league review of potential violations of MLS league rules in October 2025. More details:

The Bride! Really enjoyed it. Kinda messy but I'm here for it #IPreferNotTo

Prime Minister's Questions (2005-2007)

Divina Tragedia, by Paul Chenavard, 1869, 📸 by Alejandro Granadillo @museeorsay.bsky.social

Never mind "split the g", I want "pint to line"!!!

Happy World Book Day everyone!

For every shining moment college basketball celebrates during March Madness, the groundwork was laid by teams notching signature victories against their biggest rivals. So, as the tournament approaches, @scottdochterman.bsky.social ranked the top feuds the sport has to offer.

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

This guy's shirt is a crowd favorite

Breaking: *Asif Aziz's mass evictions of Londoners appear to be BACK ON *Sadiq Khan personally demands immediate response from the landlord *Leading homelessness charity cuts ties with the Aziz family and refuses donation *Questions over legality of paperwork www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...

@elfreth.house.gov I swear to god if you vote for this, I will primary you myself. There will be daily demonstrations outside your office. DO NOT FOR THIS THIS

ik we're all enjoying labour having a terrible day but it's also great bcos hannah spencer is a legit person. a proper, local, working class woman and she beat out all the slick political pricks. local candidates are just always gonna be better and we need to return to that kind of politics.

I've been a huge Red Dwarf fan all my life. Sorry to bring bad news to RD fans who may not know yet.

The Alabama Solution .... Holy shit, what a documentary. Utterly heartbreaking but a must see. ICE kill and prison guards kill. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

TFW you are sooo excited to see the Twin Peaks pilot screening at @princecharlescinema.com but it's not the one you're expecting 😬 Apparently that's the international pilot! Oh well, it's still fantastic!

Anyway, 30 years and someone out there still trusts me to write about football ;) I suppose the moral of the story is this: Have a go at what you love. If it all feels too much find a quiet space (hopefully more salubrious than a tiny toilet) and breathe and think. It might just work out... X

Vacancy: Marketing assistant (women's & girls' rugby) at England Rugby 🏉 www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43... #mediajobs

You know what's odd? The British Press used to completely obsess over the notion of secret pedophiles trafficking kids. Now that its been confirmed that it happens, but the perpetrators are wealthy white guys they're all keen to turn the temperature down?

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

If you see this, post a monster (monster)

Oh, Arsenal.... 🫢

The welcome on the approach up Tottenham High Road. Keep your wits about you on and off the pitch…

eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, nor is it known unto the human heart, the magnitude of hate Pope Leo has for JD Vance specifically

"It's an overreaction to refuse to travel to the US, you'll be fine" Last time I went out a similar story dropped *as I was on the way to the airport*. If it can happen to a nana it can happen to anyone.

Sorry, everyone, but since Andrew has been stripped of all his official titles, the correct way to refer to him now is using his Royal Protection Service nickname. I don’t make the rules.

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

London film fans! Monthly screenings of obscure, unloved, horrible + great crime films, programmed by @charlesnewland.bsky.social launch next month at The Nickel Cinema, Clerkenwell! Follow scourgecinema and thenickelcinema for details: 🍿🔫🔪 www.instagram.com/scourgecinema 🫆🥷🏻🍸

This is the Gov looking for your input on the BBC. It takes a while to complete (15/20 mins) but it’s pretty comprehensive and covers most aspects. Please share. I’m surprised many people haven’t seen it yet. www.gov.uk/government/c...

Such beautiful lyrics, made all the more charming if you imagine it’s Godzilla in love