We did this story yesterday from another source, but Metro have just rocked up with sexy slang.

Greenland is full of ice But Iceland is very nice Gotta have a system

Current West End plays include a comedy about Geordies trying to get a season ticket; a Paranormal Activity ghost story; a whodunnit; a whodunnit gone wrong; a Christmas Carol gone wrong; a Stranger Things prequel; a Le Carre spy thriller and an Ayckbourn comedy about nervous breakdowns. So woke(!)

Not enough songs about rhythm these days

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on air force one has figured out we are not going to the right place

Prog 436 A cover that brings back a bad memory for me. I read this copy in my bedsit the day I got thrown out of a class in my 2nd week at drama school. We were doing trust exercises & I rocked up wearing my round mirrored sunglasses and dressed like I'd stepped out of the Madness Our House video 😄

WHY DOES MY BUS CCTV INCLUDE THE BRAKE PEDAL???

This is the second time in a week that I’ve seen an American politician talk about ‘running simulations’ on a shopping bill. Can’t be arsed to even pretend they’ve been to the shops just for a hypothetical

Crikey, they’ve nearly reached the end of the alphabet. I bet Russell Kane is still claiming he’s in his mid mid-20s

It's this kind of thing that makes me wonder if it's really Trump responsible for his Truth Social account. A post a minute is quite a high level of energy to keep on at. I'm starting to think it's like an Iron Sheik situation

I remember getting older and finding out that Saved By The Bell had a precursor show, then realising it had Hayley Mills from Parent Trap/Whistle Down The Wind. Now am I finding out that Saved By The Bell stole its opening credits design from Good Morning, Miss Bliss too?

Every day for the past year has been the end of the old world and the start of something new. The new world is, in fact, already old

The absorption of "rawdogging" into the language as a term divorced from its specific original meaning is a stain on us all. Please, I do not ever want to hear about any of you rawdogging a baked potato

That's a rather threatening title from a woman whose widow said that children being shot to death was a small price to pay for owning a gun

The unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food

You wouldn’t steal the police

Next episode THE DEAD PLANET

Also known as the Henriad

Football on E4? We used to be a country #AFCON

90+24 mins and it’s still a bore draw. Extra time will be spicy #AFCON

Blimey, Charlie - Patrick McGoohan isn’t messing around #ThePrisoner

For how much longer is Reform going to position itself as the rebel party that represents the every day Briton rather than career politicians?

Today I saw a silent British picture called High Treason. Set the futuristic 1950s, it depicts an escalating tension between the US and Europe, pushed to war by those who profit from it. All prescient stuff except for (hopefully) the bit where they blow up the Channel Tunnel. Wonderful coatuming

Wow, a Second Life didn’t take over the world 18 years after Second Life existed? Colour me surprised

How can it have grown anymore since the levels of embarrassment when it was first announced(?)

Happy birthday Cary Grant

This account has reached its climax

I’m still shocked calling him “Drumpf” didn’t work.

Wow, he didn’t change much

@craiging619.bsky.social Came off iPlayering The Traitors to this. It’s like they knew I wanted to stay in Scotland

It must have felt so great to be in Blondie and just release a certified banger like Maria out of nowhere, 20 years after doing anything of note. Needless to say Debbie Harry is one of the coolest people I’ve ever seen #TOTP

I saw Will Smith at Brixton earlier this year and while he did loads of crowd-pleasing stuff, he also brought out his Oscar to re-do his winning speech (without the slap). Weird #TOTP

Ian Watkins backstage at #TOTP there with a video camera. Doesn’t bare thinking about(!) Looks very different with blonde hair, mind

Sad they use the music video for Chocolate Salty Balls. They should use the love performance from the WrestleMania Rage Party so you can watch Vince McMahon pop his head so violently it looks like it’s going to fall off #TOTP

On the version of this I downloaded off Napster, the ‘uh huh’ was shouted decidedly different. Completely changed the song. Makes you think #TOTP

BBC psy-ops still trying to convince us that Sisqo existed before things, I see #TOTP

‘Boobies’ on #TOTP. Is that where it all starts to end(?)

I very seldom stream, but unfortunately when I do I use Spotify. Will be deleting that account this weekend

#BREAKING Jared Fogle has presented Donald Trump with his 2011 Pedophile of the Year award

I would counter that Democrats need to shut down Trump’s terrorist government is in no way new

🇫🇷🇺🇦 Macron: Where Ukraine was eminently dependent on American intelligence capabilities by an overwhelming majority a year ago, today two-thirds are provided by France. Two-thirds.

Tories and Reform starting to look like that brief period where there were two competing line ups of the Sugarbabes operating at the same time.

Nah, you're alright

My pitch to Danny Boyle for his expanding horror franchise, a prequel to 28 Days Later (2002) 28 Years Earlier: Ballintemple Set in S.Ireland in 1974, Cillian Murphy's character, Jim is going through the 'terrible twos'. His mammy is knackered. That's as far as I've got.

someone asked me what caused the riff between Homicide and Dan Maff in the 2000s and i realised i have no idea all i remember is Homicide referring to Maff as a "paedophile" which got Maff a lot of heat until Homicide later explained he didn't know what that meant, he just thought it was an insult

I take the efficacy of this policy with a grain of salt anyway, but what a pathetic response that Twitter and Elon Musk don't consider creating non-consensual adult and child pornography of real people to be morally wrong, just illegal (in some countries).

I bought it for the liner notes, honest(!)

yeah but what he didn’t say is that he’s serving up his signature dish: Potts’ Arsenic Surprise