Rub a dub pub.

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Ah, that's why felching was mentioned the other day.

Bloody hell, this brainbox challenge programme on right now is bloody old. f you consider 2008 old.

I quank, she quanked, he is a quanker. #CallMyBluff

Trump really isn't very good at this legal lark is he?

A double Eeeuw there. #isihac

My mum, few years ago after saying "fuck it, that'll do."

No s, sherlock.

Kin ell, Marshalls on the track with only yellows? Crazy.

Hoots, mon!

Why is everyone getting pissed and lairy tonight? More so than the usual Saturday night.

Fish sperm used as the new cosmetic surgery? Who's wanking off fish?

A walk, a bus, and a walk and I'm at @mikkellerbrwldn. 20 taps of beers brewed on-site and elsewhere.

The 12 inch version of lost in music by the sledge. Nice one Mr keaveney.

Lewis bought 2 portions of fish and chips and handed over coins??? I don't think so #Strictly #SCD

Welcome to Blackpool. A wretched hive of scum and villainy. #strictly

Oh, duckett.

After yesterday's carnage this is some proper test match cricket. Love it

Fuck sake. Time to get a new opening batsman.

England batting, hold on to your hats

"Clouds don't mean anything in australia' Glenn mcgrath ladies and gentlemen.

Come on umpire. It was only 20 seconds early. #theashes

This has gone down well in the Aussie press....

Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card

He means his cock. #itsHard #totp

Daddy's cheese? #totp

Filthy lyrics klaxon. #totp

I do like this Secret affair song. #totp

Can the poems its arse kicking time. #totp

Suzi Q. *sigh* #totp

BA Robertson here to ruin the vibe. #totp

#TOTP audience member of the week award goes to the guy on the right who looks like he's waiting for a delayed bus

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

Is this about pegging? #totp

Yes for the dads, but what a song from Summer/Streisand. #totp

Hold on to your hats, its a banger klaxon. #totp

Two Cliff songs and I've never heard either of them. #totp

I was going see a double bill of Traffic and The Jam but was held up on the M1. #TOTP

Look out! Cliff! (again) #totp

Seems like a lot of effort and tax payer money to pick on Bernie Sanders… (one of the few politicians the American people respect.)

Eating trifles. #totp

Anyway, enough of that rubbish. 1979 up next. One of the five greatest years of music. #totp

Backstage at Top of the Pops. #TOTP

Dropping down the charts but we booked her for another week so you're going to have to put up with it. #totp

Did that song feature a sample of Stars by Simply red? #totp

Another gorgeous Swede? You're really spoiling us. #totp