Read a book with something similar this week and it’s stuck in my head so much. I’m not even doing badly at the moment!

“Can’t get over how fucking dogshit bring your lunch bring your dinner” was. Even for Arteta’s rah rah shit it makes my stomach churn. I think he’s made me like food less.

Every time I see a picture of Ben Affleck smoking I think that no one in human history has ever needed anything or anyone more than Affleck needed that cigarette

Degachafication has been a pleasant trend this past year

A colossal group of abject failures. They will bottle it. It is in their hearts. Slow, lazy, overpaid, mentally and physically fragile. Too obsessed with advertising crypto or hair care to have any value as footballers. Who would buy any of these clowns in the summer?

Bort Hart

Show was really good btw! Best NJPW show since the one where Goto won the title

April 2 after a full day of bad comedy yesterday

Arsenal took about eight years off my life and you hate to lose a game always but hey we made it through! Semi finals!!!

The De Zerbi appointment has genuinely got me feeling sorry for Tottenham fans, the majority of whom have shown infinitely more principle than a piece of trash like Vinai has in this decision (but he has a history of that doesn’t he).

If you’re digitally getting April Foolsed on the 31st due to time zones you’re too online. Log off.

Getting Sex Matters to provide a comment on my Happy TDOV post in the name of fairness and equality

Project Hail Mary was great

Sopranos thread:

We have entered an endless recursion of time

Lots of people telling on themselves today. Feel I’m expected to wade in but…sound advice today for my own peace of mind from Meme Idris below.

With the wind chill today was one of the coldest days I can remember here

Uh yeah honestly kinda cool

Got to see someone who I know had previously had a rough time doing way better today. It is a singularly beautiful and incredible feeling.

Chloe Kelly got a hat-trick today, add her to the wall at the emirates!!

Concluding Revolution was not one of the best PPVs ever. It was one of the most PPVs ever at least (Bucks vs FTR was at least *incredibly great*)

Mono poison complete!

I’m sure Dun3 will be good but I feel like we’re losing the main aspect of why part 1 ruled, Denis Villeneuve filming spaceships etc. taking off and landing

Just had the realisation that Princess Diana theoretically saw the first published use of Conqueror’s Haki

Cheers, Hammers! What a fight that was.

Maxwell Jacob Dowman

Saving for later to read. Lots of talk on this front recently with rereleases or remakes of games with gambling content in the originals.

Fetid

They’re gonna sub on Son to play keeper like he’s a surprise return at the Rumble at this rate

Fool me twice, I guess

Call me Adam the way I have been tricked by Eve

Tony Khan could have given me a little more of the princess treatment with MyAEW. Fix your subtitles in particular, they’re not working!!!

Prime Minister's Questions (2005-2007)

Awww….

LETS GO WREXHAM!!! PLEASE HOLD ON

Turns out there was one!

Fun fact Mariachi el Bronx were canonically murdered by Matanza in Lucha Underground

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Clark Connors has big “guy who sells you guns in an open world shooter game” vibes

Introducing the title match novation agreement contract signing! Ryan Ward writing 2017 Smackdown would salivate at this

Need midweek match of the day really bad after last night

Wish I could go but won’t be done with work in time Will be there Sunday tho!

First pre-Gen 10 hunt!

Inside Number False Nine

When you are the current AEW Continental Champion and you have a 8 minute title eliminator match with LowCard McRingOfHonor on Collision in front of 893 people

Claiming I’m deliberately having a butch exploratory day but I think it’s mostly that high femme is not practical for standing around in a damp muddy park all day

Maybe the most a Pokemon has ever spoken to me (my brows are also rough to keep in check)

Boss news out of Gordon and Denton too ✅

The anniversary of me being given a Psychic Energy card by a classmate at school and starting off a journey of decades is not too far off either. Happy 30th!!!

D-Tecnolife has just come on in this Ramen bar, the clarion call of noughties bangers knows no bounds