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my job is just beach, but sometimes it’s mountains ✨ he/him
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bedley smutler
13 days ago
fully withdrawing my objection after i think about what an election with “john american” on it would look like. and then downloading name change forms
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Lena Wife X: Overture
13 days ago
i saw this dude wearing all pink at the coin laundry. he retrieved an all pink load of laundry from a machine and put it in a pink laundry bag. this guy rules. love u pink man
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Matthew Garrett
14 days ago
Cite the deep magic to me. Our academic integrity standards require all references to existing work to be cited. Please do not force me to report you for plagiarism, it is not fun for anyone.
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mimi || 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙... ⊹ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ⋆˙
16 days ago
for the longest time i genuinely did not consider audiobooks as a legitimate form of consuming books. but then i remembered that before formal writing systems all stories were shared orally. if anything, audiobooks are the more ancient human form in some ways.
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A distinct lack of professional qualifications
18 days ago
they really said "they should have sent a poet"
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RM
22 days ago
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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learning that if your name sounds like a title of nobility, such as “prince”, the passport office may put an observation in your passport clarifying that it is simply your name and not your title
21 days ago
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sudden and insatiable urge to move the bench from the courtyard into my apartment
24 days ago
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@xres0.bsky.social
rest in peace, the world is so much worse without you 😔
about 1 month ago
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Kate
about 1 month ago
i think it's neat that this 130 year old grease pencil line is dead level. it was underneath: kitchen tiles, plasterboard, gypsum plaster, wallpaper, and two layers of lime plaster. the line marked out where some shelves used to be. i am going to put shelves there again. it's neat to reuse the mark
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 month ago
Your reminder that John Cena holds the record for granting the most wishes for the Make-a-Wish Foundation by a considerable margin.
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emma zhou
about 1 month ago
update: still absolutely full of meows
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thinking abt the meowmaxxed cat
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about 1 month ago
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lufthansa emailed me to celebrate their 100 years anniversary and i do not think they should be celebrating that
about 1 month ago
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ContempraInn 🌹
2 months ago
Happy
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Filippo Valsorda
4 months ago
I have written self-tests for the Python test generator and added tests to the Go tests. Folks, I can confirm we got all the edge cases! 💥 🥳 Thank you so much to everyone who contributed to the > 8,500(!) cores. I would like to credit you, so either reply or DM me your name/handle, if you'd like.
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10 months ago, i visited an IKEA Malmö, leaving me deeply troubled that i’d been to *an* IKEA in Sweden, but not *the* IKEA in Sweden so i checked into the IKEA Hotell in Älmhult, visited the IKEA Museum (where the first store was) and the new store i have now completed IKEA and i can rest at last
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eliza🌻
4 months ago
so i got kinda high last night, and this morning i woke up to discover that i had accidentally purchased a Dell PowerEdge R540 2U server
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Edward Elderman
7 months ago
This only happens to you once
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Mina Kimes
7 months ago
This is...incredible?????
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Vincent
over 1 year ago
"are you wearing the - " "jpmorgan tote bag from 2024 bsides london? yeah."
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why is there a bon jovi "it's my life" remix with pitbull
over 1 year ago
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str4d
about 2 years ago
Nice talk from
@signal.bsky.social
about combining cryptographic proofs and symbolic analysis to find protocol bugs!
#rwpqc
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David Buchanan
almost 3 years ago
I'm in my upbeat training montage era
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Amy Ash
over 2 years ago
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
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Oregon Zoo
over 2 years ago
May your days beavery merry and bright ✨
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@there.is.no.aarch64.mov
re: torn writes in go from mastodon (since i don't have an account there), you may enjoy
github.com/saleemrashid...
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Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect - GitHub - saleemrashid/unsafeless: Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect
https://github.com/saleemrashid/unsafeless
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Catbus
over 2 years ago
this is the coolest online has ever been
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
over 2 years ago
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eliza🌻
over 2 years ago
yeah. you don’t like have to shift gears on a pine marten. well, at least, i don’t think you do…
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Jade Van Kley
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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doug
almost 3 years ago
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Chinchillazilla
almost 3 years ago
what memes have ruined your brain? for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
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sky
almost 3 years ago
moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor* me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
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every power rack and squat rack is free right now, nothing could stop me from curling in the rack
almost 3 years ago
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running away from your problems is so underrated
almost 3 years ago
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Natanael, Tech janitor
almost 3 years ago
Who wants to break this on a laptop over a weekend
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John VanEnk
almost 3 years ago
Havana syndrome, but it's me blaming something unknowable for why I'm sleepy rather than that I was up too late
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the logical fallacy of “argument from linux”
almost 3 years ago
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Ryan
almost 3 years ago
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Paul Frazee
almost 3 years ago
(•_•) <) )╯that's on a need to know basis / \ (•_•) \( (> and you / \ (•_•) <) )╯dont need to know / \
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Paul Frazee
almost 3 years ago
up at 5am because I had a stress dream about doing a podcast appearance while going to the grocery store
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
almost 3 years ago
this is the funniest thumbnail I’ve ever seen
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apple music is recommending “emo essentials” for me and i don’t know how i feel abt this
almost 3 years ago
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