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my job is just beach, but sometimes it’s mountains ✨ he/him
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that’s “mr bitch” to you
20 days ago
i realized midway through typing it out that describing the baseline color of the egg using a different term would be annoyingly tautological. we really did nail it with “eggshell” tbh. shells of eggs do be that color.
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alice
22 days ago
beloved and admired
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alice
22 days ago
barbican, my beloved london • june 2026
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Dr. Lucky Tran
26 days ago
BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!
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beaver-engineered dam in the czech republic
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Beaver-engineered dam in the Czech Republic - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver-engineered_dam_in_the_Czech_Republic
about 1 month ago
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oliver
about 1 month ago
toddler screaming I DON’T WANT TO WRITE IT IN THE MARGIN IT’S TOO SMALL TO CONTAIN THE PROOF
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uniqlo has a personal vendetta against me where they keep discontinuing colors and styles and entire product lines specifically to smite me
about 1 month ago
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til delta owns an oil refinery
about 2 months ago
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it continues to be an absolute nightmare buying shoes with an average daily step count of 27k
about 2 months ago
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Sinan Kose
about 2 months ago
I can confirm that the ward that contains Mr Cod in Reading continues to vote Green.
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that’s “mr bitch” to you
3 months ago
fully withdrawing my objection after i think about what an election with “john american” on it would look like. and then downloading name change forms
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dungeon mommy
3 months ago
i saw this dude wearing all pink at the coin laundry. he retrieved an all pink load of laundry from a machine and put it in a pink laundry bag. this guy rules. love u pink man
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3 months ago
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Matthew Garrett
3 months ago
Cite the deep magic to me. Our academic integrity standards require all references to existing work to be cited. Please do not force me to report you for plagiarism, it is not fun for anyone.
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mimi || moved in!!! 🎊
3 months ago
for the longest time i genuinely did not consider audiobooks as a legitimate form of consuming books. but then i remembered that before formal writing systems all stories were shared orally. if anything, audiobooks are the more ancient human form in some ways.
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no one likes you when youre 34
3 months ago
they really said "they should have sent a poet"
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RM
3 months ago
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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learning that if your name sounds like a title of nobility, such as “prince”, the passport office may put an observation in your passport clarifying that it is simply your name and not your title
3 months ago
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sudden and insatiable urge to move the bench from the courtyard into my apartment
3 months ago
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rest in peace, the world is so much worse without you 😔
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Kate
3 months ago
i think it's neat that this 130 year old grease pencil line is dead level. it was underneath: kitchen tiles, plasterboard, gypsum plaster, wallpaper, and two layers of lime plaster. the line marked out where some shelves used to be. i am going to put shelves there again. it's neat to reuse the mark
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Kevin M. Kruse
3 months ago
Your reminder that John Cena holds the record for granting the most wishes for the Make-a-Wish Foundation by a considerable margin.
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emma zhou
3 months ago
update: still absolutely full of meows
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thinking abt the meowmaxxed cat
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lufthansa emailed me to celebrate their 100 years anniversary and i do not think they should be celebrating that
3 months ago
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ContempraInn 🌹
4 months ago
Happy
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Filippo Valsorda
6 months ago
I have written self-tests for the Python test generator and added tests to the Go tests. Folks, I can confirm we got all the edge cases! 💥 🥳 Thank you so much to everyone who contributed to the > 8,500(!) cores. I would like to credit you, so either reply or DM me your name/handle, if you'd like.
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Community Cryptography Specification Project. Contribute to C2SP/C2SP development by creating an account on GitHub.
https://github.com/C2SP/C2SP/pull/197/changes/4294c5bff28c8ef3b941569c30a222123c86c5eb
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10 months ago, i visited an IKEA Malmö, leaving me deeply troubled that i’d been to *an* IKEA in Sweden, but not *the* IKEA in Sweden so i checked into the IKEA Hotell in Älmhult, visited the IKEA Museum (where the first store was) and the new store i have now completed IKEA and i can rest at last
6 months ago
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eliza🌻
7 months ago
so i got kinda high last night, and this morning i woke up to discover that i had accidentally purchased a Dell PowerEdge R540 2U server
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Edward Elderman
9 months ago
This only happens to you once
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Mina Kimes
9 months ago
This is...incredible?????
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Vincent
over 1 year ago
"are you wearing the - " "jpmorgan tote bag from 2024 bsides london? yeah."
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why is there a bon jovi "it's my life" remix with pitbull
over 1 year ago
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str4d
over 2 years ago
Nice talk from
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about combining cryptographic proofs and symbolic analysis to find protocol bugs!
#rwpqc
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David Buchanan
about 3 years ago
I'm in my upbeat training montage era
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Amy
over 2 years ago
modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
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Oregon Zoo
over 2 years ago
May your days beavery merry and bright ✨
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@there.is.no.aarch64.mov
re: torn writes in go from mastodon (since i don't have an account there), you may enjoy
github.com/saleemrashid...
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Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect - GitHub - saleemrashid/unsafeless: Transmuting types in Go without using unsafe or reflect
https://github.com/saleemrashid/unsafeless
over 2 years ago
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Catbus
over 2 years ago
this is the coolest online has ever been
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
over 2 years ago
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eliza🌻
over 2 years ago
yeah. you don’t like have to shift gears on a pine marten. well, at least, i don’t think you do…
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Jade Van Kley
almost 3 years ago
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!jazbot getlikesgiven
almost 3 years ago
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almost 3 years ago
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doug
almost 3 years ago
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Chinchillazilla
almost 3 years ago
what memes have ruined your brain? for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post
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sky
about 3 years ago
moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor* me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
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