Happy #Caturday 😸

I have written self-tests for the Python test generator and added tests to the Go tests. Folks, I can confirm we got all the edge cases! 💥 🥳 Thank you so much to everyone who contributed to the > 8,500(!) cores. I would like to credit you, so either reply or DM me your name/handle, if you'd like.

10 months ago, i visited an IKEA Malmö, leaving me deeply troubled that i’d been to *an* IKEA in Sweden, but not *the* IKEA in Sweden so i checked into the IKEA Hotell in Älmhult, visited the IKEA Museum (where the first store was) and the new store i have now completed IKEA and i can rest at last

so i got kinda high last night, and this morning i woke up to discover that i had accidentally purchased a Dell PowerEdge R540 2U server

This only happens to you once

This is...incredible?????

"are you wearing the - " "jpmorgan tote bag from 2024 bsides london? yeah." @bsideslondon.bsky.social

why is there a bon jovi "it's my life" remix with pitbull

Nice talk from @signal.bsky.social about combining cryptographic proofs and symbolic analysis to find protocol bugs! #rwpqc

I'm in my upbeat training montage era

modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

May your days beavery merry and bright ✨

@there.is.no.aarch64.mov re: torn writes in go from mastodon (since i don't have an account there), you may enjoy github.com/saleemrashid...

this is the coolest online has ever been

yeah. you don’t like have to shift gears on a pine marten. well, at least, i don’t think you do…

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!jazbot getlikesgiven

!jazbot findmeafriend

what memes have ruined your brain? for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post

moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor* me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse

every power rack and squat rack is free right now, nothing could stop me from curling in the rack

running away from your problems is so underrated

Who wants to break this on a laptop over a weekend

Havana syndrome, but it's me blaming something unknowable for why I'm sleepy rather than that I was up too late

the logical fallacy of “argument from linux”

(•_•) <) )╯that's on a need to know basis / \ (•_•) \( (> and you / \ (•_•) <) )╯dont need to know / \

up at 5am because I had a stress dream about doing a podcast appearance while going to the grocery store

this is the funniest thumbnail I’ve ever seen

apple music is recommending “emo essentials” for me and i don’t know how i feel abt this

same, but it’s less upbeat

life be like “i am developing your character, pray i don’t develop it any further”

you know what? fuck you *posts red sky on bluesky*

I have only one human need: to break into Maslow’s pyramid and steal all the priceless jewels I assume he hid in there

lmao we still need to sanitize the RTL control characters in display names, and @cia.fyi has created a truly incredible UI hack by taking advantage of this

installing kubernetes on a goat

i am constantly suffering from involuntary character development

just found out the pack of rizz I've been using expired in 2019

i’m making bad decisions (that involve “pubsub” and “postgres” and “serverless” in incredibly close and cursed proximity)

i am normal and can be trusted to make decisions abt the tech stack

might start calling atproto a blockchain to mess w ppl whose depth of thought abt whether a protocol is Good or Bad is just whether or not it can conceivably be described as a blockchain, w no real consideration for what that means either way or the technical merits

thinking abt how there’s so many things that younger me tried to learn w zero success that i later figured out intuitively just bc my mental model of all the relevant concepts improved from, like, random exposure and experience

i still don’t rly know how to use macOS and my first resort to do literally anything is to SSH or VS Code remote into my linux VM but it’s still a very cute laptop