vagina plaster

I got pretty close to some birds today so if I become patient zero for bird flu I’m sorry

i DO need a gay little bag for carrying stuff around in [i'm not really a gay man, am i allowed to say that?]

we have a kink center here? a center for all our kinks?

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARKWW! WOOF! hold on meow meow meow meow meow WOOF

what if i did a reverse Fred Armisen and find out i'm actually a quarter Japanese?

why is he talking like he personally was punched by Castro. HE WAS BORN IN CANADA!

Unsuspecting Rumble users have sent millions in crypto currency to the Man in the Stairs that sort of looks like dan bongino

awwrraaar warararara I'm turning you intoa coyote

Lightly spritzing you with some cold tea

@echomary.bsky.social and I will have our wares available this evening at the Slightly Furry Taproom! Super stoked!!

@dansinker.com we’ve got graphic whistle cards that work great when you don’t have a common language with all your neighbors. And lightens translation loads on very diverse neighborhoods. We punch a hole and put it on a key ring. tinyurl.com/FCDWhistle

I’m not a particularly good person but I’m not outright evil either. I should explicitly make a choice one way or the other, for fun

supportive pillow 1/2

Why did this ad have to specify that the virtual assistant will be filipino?

i need to be put in the balls flattening machine

1. #Flu 🧵: #CDC reports that #influenza activity has been "trending upward slowly" in the US over the past few weeks. This could change markedly after Thanksgiving, with all the cross country travel & intergenerational mingling. Right now only 2 places are reporting moderate activity, LA & PR.

there should be a type of estrogen that you take via grenade

remove balls remove balls remove balls

Go go nanohorse!!!

Nate silver keeps jump scaring me

He thinks they’re gou’ald and is trying to get them in his brain

Starting to think these guys only ever interact with the public at airports and it’s warping their view of humanity

My tulpa can totally beat up your tulpa

I think I’d be pretty polyamorous, but I really don’t know. I might have a sleeper monogamy program in my brain

SIGNALIS

It may be #fursuitFriday, but that doesn't mean I can't also be squeaky! #rubberfur #latexfur #techwear #fursuit

I still haven’t noticed this yet, but then again when I drive I try not to look at other people because I’m afraid they’ll pull out a gun and shoot me

I also think about this whenever the size of the Dakotas are brought up. the sheer amount of land in this country is just absurd.

I feel this is also a gross overestimate of how much the human genome can change in the 100 years or so that we’ve had modern medicine

The ghost that hates cops follows him around and makes bad things happen to cops

(Disinflates you)

Another doodle from ref but more simplified this time

Watched a Hundreds of Beavers again and it really is the first true video game movie

the CDC website says it's fine to eat a little concrete powder

Hi hi I'm a trans cartoonist and watercolorist. I draw a lot of nature and trans women roaming it.

i think the big question is: do they replace the P90 with something else?

took too long cooking then i ate to omuch. subscribe for more scintillating insights to my life

Sketchbook painting no.6 #art #painting #watercolor #TraditionalArt

I should get art of my fursona in rubber that would go off with a bang I think

I need bigger pots for massive meals !!!

i feel i've noticed this too. like during 2016 driving through any sort of rural part of my state was just trump sign after trump sign and today I feel i've visited similar areas and seen only a couple

The enormous pickleball will devour us all!!

The questions raised by my etc etc

Life is about being pet and petting others. Not much more to it

wolfy breaking and entering (commission) [ #furry #furryart #digitalart ]

At least she’ll get into the good place a lot easier this time