oooooooh linoprinting idea. alert alert

in an unexpected twist the floor mat i put down to protect the carpet has become so damaged it broke my chair.

LMAOO

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

Library did not have any DVDs from Mamoru Oshii. (Remembers that I don’t have a dvd player) ah, right

BEHOLD A MAN

Really any article or video that treats the entire 340 million strong population of the USA as a single entity. Like "all 340 million americans decide on a single designated survivor"

Zero Dark Murrty

Also since I’m thinking about it, are there any locals who could do some rush fursuit repair (before LVFC)? One of my zippers had the pull come off and there’s some straightforward restitching needed in the head too

pack howl

Eel is a popular food in Asia. But eels are endangered, & the demand can't be met locally anymore. There's a legal trade from the US & other places. But that's not enough. The most ready source of eels is Europe, but since 2010 it's been illegal to export eels from the EU. 2/7

"Anti-proton field trip" would make a good band name

Children love this classic.

A commission transformation for @nothere3.bsky.social #character #transformation #cheetah #commission #furryart #anthro

Sleep sleep sleep sleep

ghost out of the shell comm! :)

The US government collected over $1 billion in immigration fees then refused to process the applications. No denials. No refunds. Just silence. This is the largest fee fraud in the history of the American immigration system. Here's what's happening. 🧵

apparently bellevue is treating the crosslake connection opening like the apocalypse. they're boarding up their houses and hiring extra guards.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Oh hello little coyote!

Have you considered being a cat?

in my quest for a small slutty bag i mmight just bite the bullet and buy a hydration pack and put the hydration bladder to the side or use it for something else

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH i have to bureaucracy today

Possum

If you get your hands on a decent UV flashlight or other UV light source, try pointing it at a bruised banana. You'll have the opportunity to observe a phenomenon called "blue halos of death" caused by cellular senescence & the breakdown of chlorophyll in the fruit peel. Let's talk about it.

We've had a lot of blue jay activity in the garden over the last few days. #birds

Hello! My commissions form is open from today until Wednesday! It's not first-come-first-serve so take your time <3 Looking forward to working with you and making some art about things we love! Follow the link to leggy2fast.art for more details, links and the commission form! #art #leggy2fast

i need big clompy fetishy boots. that would fix me. (LOUD buzzer noise but it's unclear if its a positive sign or a negative sign)

camping cons should have an overflow space, that's just a clearing close to the prime camping space, but the attendees in the prime space get to throw stones at the overflow attendees

using my mental powers to make you shrink and become smaller until you're the size of a usb stick

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

Btw got this huge doc for all the folks affected and it’s all verified!! If you’d like to help should take a peek or spread the word docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Test

Me, talking to my computer: oh computer, i'm so stressed out and sad i don't know what to do The copy of Stuxnet that got into my computer and became sentient in the same freak accident: what the hell? this isn't an uranium enrichment facility Me: LOL you always know what to say

Me: time to learn about invesnting Every ingesting blog: the best return on invesntments? a big bag of wheat kernels and 12 solar panels Me: oh fuck

WAIT I FORGOT I DESIGNED THIS

They have 3d printers at the library?!

Massive fart in the bathroom at the party

Black Hawk Down in like 6th grade

CONCERNING DOLL MANOEUVERS REPORTED BY AWAWAWAWACS AIRCRAFT. PLEASE ADVISE

Using my mental powers to steal your fursuit pictures!!

neet-seeking missile

watched a trailer for the Pitt and got recommended a video titled "the Pitt Trailer explained". i hope it was just 20 minutes of some guy saying "they work in a hospital, they're doing doctor stuff"

can't stop drinking warm delicious water with a hint of acid in it!

Gary Larson and Ducks

Oh man I’ve fallen way behind on shit posting (frantically runs around knocking over bottles as I try to think of something funny to post)

Guys, I'm a beaver now*** Made by @portlypossum.bsky.social who has a booth in FE's vendor hall! I couldn't resist, it's so heckin' cute!! 🦫