Just watch this… And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is. His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak Jaw dropping.

The Calvados House #penandink #unipin #architecture

A Restore Britain spokesperson went viral claiming a London school left a pupil in tears after her ham sandwich was confiscated due to the school's ban on park. She challenged doubters to phone the school. So @kdenkwrites.com did. This is what she found: www.londoncentric.media/i/193542671/...

Love it when some piece of shit steals a design I took two weeks drawing and AI-alters the faces to look like shit and then puts it on Etsy

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Just so good… open.spotify.com/track/5kSAwH...

It has now been 10 weeks and three days since Nigel Farage last turned up to vote in the House of Commons

Trump spent three hours at hospital today doing ‘tests’. It should only have been 20 minutes, but the first test was really hard.

Just ordinary, decent folk ... www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Pretty sure this never used to be on here, but could be wrong!! Loved these guys, great live shows. open.spotify.com/track/2XOc3S...

Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)

Anyway here's an idea for @ledbydonkeys.org The queues at Dover are massive. Maybe put a poster of a smiling Nigel Farage looking down on it all for the rest of the summer.

It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

Nobody who looks this much like a train from Thomas the Tank Engine should be allowed to be PM.

Aye, fucking paid off referees. Same old same old.

It would be a nice touch if Labour MPs lever out Keir Starmer using a crowbar made by his dad.

This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Outstanding by the good people of Inverclyde 👏

“When you’re not doing so well, vote for a better life for yourself. If you are doing quite nicely, vote for a better life for others.”

📌 ICYMI — ‘I Set Up a Fake Far-Right News Channel to Interview Reform UK Candidates and This Is What They Told Me’ The Reform hopefuls were quick to condemn scandals supposedly overseen by Labour, Conservative and Liberal Democrat councils, without realising they were actually condemning the…

History of the USA: - King of England imposes taxes - America declares independence - Things go well for nearly 250 years - America elects a moron - Moron imposes taxes - King of England gets taxes removed

The only Ballroom worth having.

34 years ago today I took my younger sister to see EMF. She had a crush on one of them, we met them, best big brother ever, at least for 24 hours… 😂

Seriously Trump’s taken less damage from two assassination attempts than my 11-year-old self did from a trip to Claire’s Accessories

So the youngest has decided to apply to college to do photography. Needs a portfolio, then decides to show this one that he took to me… Wow… But maybe I am biased.

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter. You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated.

Someone has documented the entire source code for Elite and explained how every line works, plus included deep dives into various functionality. Covers all main versions like BBC Micro, Commodore 64 and NES. You can also play online in browser. elite.bbcelite.com

whoever this is, they are amazing

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

IT IS OUT ‘This Could be Us, You, Or Anybody Else’ is out now, everywhere. brokenchanter.lnk.to/ThisCouldBeUs I am very proud of it. Big love to @chemunderground.bsky.social for putting their faith in me again.

A music fan from Chicago taped thousands of concerts over four decades. These recordings are now being uploaded to an online archive that can be freely accessed. ➡️ https://l.euronews.com/yNJk

Cartoon by @danboriscreates.bsky.social. Stable Genius Crisis Manager.

No1 child turned 17 today… Not entirely sure when the time has gone. No photos allowed, obviously. So here he is in his cute phase.

Those four astronauts are now the furthest from Donald Trump than anyone has ever been. I envy them.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Part 1 of a new fictional street scene I’m working on. Video now on YouTube. (Please excuse me rambling nonsense during it- I’m fairly new to this lark!) youtu.be/iUpeB1HkkIw?...

In this time of higher energy prices, please consider car sharing…

They: Hi! Through our unhallowed ransacking of the world's knowledge, your computer can now talk to the dead. Me: Can it talk to my printer yet? They: haha no

@stevetheheid.bsky.social Old bean