Can’t be bothered to search it. Has anyone else done FIFA giving Prince Andrew the babysitter of the year award?

So basically 1998 all over again with the added humiliation of a draw with Haiti.

Reform UK Ltd. The People’s Party. The party that speaks to the ‘regular man in the street’. Here’s September’s image from the new CWS/John Heartfield calendar, featuring those ‘regular man in the street’ billionaire Reform donors. See link in pinned post.

A: Who gives a fuck apart from racists? B: His figure is wrong. 71.2% of Glaswegian children speak English as their first language. C: So that's 28.8% who speak it as a second and I'll bet you they speak brilliant English and that it's much better than most Reform voters I've met online.

A blast from my past - the Medieval Soldier database takes nearly 300,000 military service records from 1369-1453 and makes them available as a searchable database. An invaluable resource for understanding medieval warfare, society and the English medieval state. Learn more in the link. 🗃️

🚨Some personal news. I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker. A profile of Jonathan Gullis. "You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis." open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

@badgigpictures.bsky.social I knew I had this one hiding away somewhere. #badgigpic or potential album cover? Bonus points for guessing who it may be!

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement. Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph Because this does NOT add up! No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies… 🧵1/9

This is a real advert btw 😂 Yes you can buy the jumper.

Me and the boy watching a spot of tv. Yes, yes that is a duvet. It’s bloody freezing!

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

Fucking yassss!!

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly" "Claudia Winkleman?" "No, man, but it was close"

NEW The letter the BBC could send back to Trump A proposal for a reply to his $1bn claim By me. Enjoy. emptycity.substack.com/p/the-letter...

Oooh, it’s getting closer!! Still not sure if I will have the balls to actually hire a car mind you… 😂

Out for the count…

We've been down on the beach today picking up firework debris. It's odd, isn't it, that you can be fined £250 for dropping litter but somehow it's OK to launch rockets containing plastic casings into the sky.

Oooh!! New music on the way from Ulrika Spacek 😬 ulrikaspacek.bandcamp.com/album/expo

Story time. This is about the actor Fulton Mackay, who Brits will know best as the stern Scottish prison warden, Mr. Mackay from Porridge - and rest-of-worlders, I guess, as the Captain (the lighthouse keeper) on Fragile Rock.

In light of recent news, just the 34 years ago today…

From a crewmember on yesterday's Teal 74 mission into now-Category 5 Hurricane #Melissa. As clear of an eye as you will see in the Atlantic basin.

Farage: epic grifter

Looks like I might have to make a wee trip to the big smoke for this one.

Shoegaze legends Chapterhouse will perform their classic 1991 debut album ‘Whirlpool’ in full at Islington Assembly Hall in London on April 29, 2026 – exactly 35 years to the day since it was released...

Is it too early for a beer on a Sunday?

Absolute bliss. open.spotify.com/track/0oPezG...

Aye, the nights are drawing in…

Ahoy there, I have added these drawings to my online store that someone may buy them. More interesting than something from Dunhelm ! #art 🖼️ ✍🏻 www.chloecumming.com

I’ve booked a 4-bed apartment for the Rockaway Beach festival at the start of January. At the moment I just have my brother joining me, so there’s room for 1 or 2 more. Is anyone I know interested? DM me for details, it’s a very reasonable price and a great festival to attend.

I draw all my cartoons to order, they're not prints. www.worldofmoose.com/products/bal...

No, you are at the airport at the crack of dawn so the boy can try out his new camera 😅

How it started vs How it's going. More details: buff.ly/GbIKw4P

Every t-shirt we print by hand has a story. It’s made slow, with care, right here in Glasgow. We pack each one ourselves by hand at 1 of 100 HQ (aka, the shop), because that’s how we keep the soul in it. Thanks for understanding that real quality takes time. ❤️

British.

A top quality delivery courtesy of the one and only @happytoast.co.uk If I ever have grandkids, the caterpillar ain’t getting a look in!

No 2 sons birthday this week. He’s off taking photos in the Lake District with his mum. Has a wee surprise ready for him on his return…