Beautiful.

The most depressing thing about Trump's America is watching a country savvy enough to have safeguards like the 2nd and the 25th amendments stand there scratching their arses and wondering what to do.

Compare Carney's speech at with the pandering guff Starmer has come out with recently. And compare this kind of serious statesmanship with what you'll get if that cleaner of oligarch's boots Farage is ever elected. The days of voting for politicians for a bit of a laugh are over. Get serious.

That grinning maga stick-puppet on #newsnight is just plain fucking weird.

Amazing that the USA - a country with a fuck ton of guns and the nous to sew the 2nd and 25th amendments into their constitution to prevent rogue governments and incapacitated or corrupt presidents, are wringing their hands and wondering what to do right now...

So Jake Paul can't fight for shit then. Who knew?

Isn't it a sign of the times that if you want a reasoned and thoughtful commentary on the current state of US politics you have to watch South Park?

Here's an idea. Disbar anyone mentioned in the Epstein Files from any public office and empty their bank accounts. It's a cabal. They're all compromised.

The Andrew formerly known as Prince.

Harsh but fair. Ikea Tarrifs...

I'm hearing Jamie Hepburn kicked Douglas Ross right in his fanny.

Free speech!! Yay!! Not you Jimmy Kimmel. Or you Lefties. Not in Gilead.

douglas fucking alexander...

Fuck. Still alive. Thoughts and prayers my arse. #trump

Please be dead Trump. Please be dead.

State of this simpering wee ride...

That Coldplay couple look like they've been caught going to a Coldplay concert.

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Has any told Anas Sarwar what his opinions on this are yet?

In 2016 ScotGov prepared a much-respected 'Scotland's Place in Europe' doc, proposing a solution for Scotland remaining in the EU whilst rUk left. Westminster dismissed it immediately. Now that both NI & Gibraltar have special EU deals that proposal *must* be revisited. www.gov.scot/publications...

Indy polling in the mid 50s and SNP still losing to a pretendy Labour party? Swinney, we have a problem...Get Stephen Flynn up the road pronto.

Commit genocide and you can participate in the Olympics, the World Cup and Eurovision. Object to genocide and you can't even play a gig at TRNSMT. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tommy Robinson coming out of prison wearing rosary beads is going to have a sizeable number of Scotland's grunt vote feeling a wee bit conflicted...

WILSON!!!!!!

Hats off to all my friends who've served on #VEday but let's never forget that war is always a result of failure of government. ALWAYS.

Why does Jonathan Sacerdoti write nothing but puff pieces for a government committing genocide?

That'll be the pope deid.

Be a good time to remind Jamie Greene that there should be a place for a right of center political party in an independent Scotland.

This was first time round. Wonder if it's still up...Well done Scotland.

Is it me or has Ralston got an upside doon number two on his back?

How long is it until Russell Findlay angrily demands that Nicola Sturgeon be held to account for the £2.4 million in public money that has been spent on Operation Branchform?

Nicola Sturgeon cleared of any wrongdoing. Whatever you think of her, her popularity was a danger to the UK. Just because it wasn't in the manner of Willie McRae doesn't mean this wasn't an assassination.

Aw quick!! Somebody give me a follow. I currently have the Bluesky account OF THE BEAST!!!

Tesla's finished. Even if Musk was removed. It'd be easier to rebrand Thalidomide or Le Piat d'Or or Ratners... He's fucked it.

Liz Kendall on C4 news there being an absolute cunt...

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That noise you're hearing is Anas Sarwar wanking himself to death.

Let's not pretend Putin isn't pulling the American strings re. The Ukraine ceasefire...

Is it just me or is everyone starting to experience that weird primal revulsion when they see the Tesla logo as if it were a swastika? What used to look like a stylised "T" now looks like fucking Baphomet or something...

"Give us your stuff or bad things will happen." Trump is running an old school protection racket regards Ukraine.

Negotiating with Trump must be like negotiating with a permissive parented four year old...Who's an arsehole. #macron

Jose Mourinho will be quaking in his boots when he sees Barry Ferguson's record at Kelty Hearts.

Rangers fans laughing at Celtic for going out of the European Cup after a draw in Munich having seemingly forgotten ten days ago they went out of the Scottish Cup after a defeat at home to Queens Park is peak Rangers fan.

"You fancy a walk Flo?" "nah."

Mind that time David Milliband looked like a fanny eating a bacon sandwich, got destroyed by the press, lost the GE so we got fucked out of Europe over a personal spat between two feuding Etonians thus empowering Putin to invade Ukraine? A butterfly flaps it's wings, eh? A fucking bacon sandwich...

Russell Findlay has clearly been to the Gordon Brown Smiling School...prick. #ppb