I’m ill in bed and the company is lovely but why do they have to position themselves so you are pinned to the one place?

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Sorry but funny

THIS IS EVERYTHING

Shutting down X is no longer a matter of free speech. It is a matter of child protection.

Xx

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I’ve just had another ‘mum I’ve lost my phone can you send money please’ texts. As a child free person it entertains me greatly to string these out as long as I can…

I’ve just got up to 95% on Wordle so there @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

Menopause. 1 tog duvet on the bed in December, bedroom window open, fan on, iced water, cooling leg gel, damp flannel to hand and still awake & boiling most of the night. In April 2026 it will have been going on for ten years. TEN YEARS

Bloody hell @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

My New Year's Resolution is to Do Less. Don't make resolutions about doing more. Stop reaching out to people who don't deserve you. Stop doing extra work when you aren't appreciated. Stop saying yes when you want to say no. Just curl up and read a book. 2026. The year of Doing Less. #WitchSky

This is lush

Berry Bars

Am I better than you @crunchyfrog.bsky.social

And now I find out that The Salt Path wasn't even published by a real penguin.

Stop equating muslims with terrorism. Stop equating Jews with the crimes of Israel. Stop equating trans people or black people or travellers or gay people with goodness knows what fucking else. Just fucking stop. Just fucking stop.

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

Gorka ❤️

I could live without this tbh. #TheArchers on a Sunday morning isn’t meant to make me blub 🥲

There are quite a lot of drunk people at Cardiff Central 😱

This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.

This is lovely

I love being awake at this time when I have to be up at 7….

I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.

Smollest kitten has gone out officially for the first time today. I’m a bag of nerves!

This is very funny.

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You're invited to play a puzzle created by Crunchie. www.nytimes.com/games/create...

David Olusuga has very beautiful white shirts…

Someday, I want to live in a world where a man who is known to have abused/assaulted/raped women is immediately considered to be unelectable, and if he gets on a ballot, there is no question that he will be utterly fucking destroyed.

Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.

I like him a lot

So exhausting..

Except Barry.

Sad to hear this news. He had charisma to spare as Baptiste. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Smollest kitten is in to be spayed. I know it’s just routine and I’ve no doubts about getting it done but I will be glad when she’s home

New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.

I loved Resident Alien SO much

Dutch libraries have invented an AI chatbot that can recommend books to you You know what else can recommend books to you ~a fucking librarian~

To give @wombat37.bsky.social a day off and as a thank you for all the years of #SundayPix we have had, share your pictures of him or anything that reminds you of him using the hashtags #SundayPixWombie #SundayPixWombat #SundayPixWombat37 PLEASE RT FAR AND WIDE! End

I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”

"My dog does magic tricks." "Really? What breed is he?" "He's a labracadabrador."

I’m not sure if the newer kitten is entirely comfortable in her new place

#PSA #Christmas #Yule #donations

@nataliehaynes.bsky.social I was listening to your ep on Virgil last night. Can I be cheeky and ask which translation to read? I did it for Latin O level 100 years ago…