I'm calling it. L'Or Instand is better than any Nespresso coffee.

Is it me, or does this look like a devil child has beheaded its mother?

Somehow @britishairwaysteam.bsky.social conspires to make check-in as stressful as possible.

This is brilliant www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

AI has entered the classroom. And that means teachers have never been more important. www.linkedin.com/pulse/death-...

That's telling them,

Good point

He's not wrong

#TheArchers is going full on Succession.

Crikey. Adrian Chiles is really struggling with this format. #SaturdayLive

She'll be back.

Cornish vet's reception yesterday. This farmer strides in and asks, "I'd like your professional advice. Do you have vitamins in very small quantities?" Why? asked the receptionist. "What it is,with the change of weather from hot to cold, me bees seem out of sorts and I want to give them a tonic."

"I'm an alien" #OnlyConnect

How accommodating.

That explains why it just accumulates under my pillow.

In fiction, new characters generally serve a purpose. In #TheArchers, Dane seems to be just the latest arrival to leave you wondering, “Why are you here?”

Has this guest asked for the same disc eight times? #DesertIslandDiscs

Your regular reminder that asking someone to "bare with me" is not the same as asking someone to "bear with me". You're welcome.

Andy Kauffman is indeed alive and well and appearing on #UniversityChallenge.

Henry Vandyke Carter drew the illustrations in Grey's Anatomy. Grey refused to credit him in the book and didn't pay the agreed fee. Let's begin a campaign to call it Carter's Anatomy. #AntiquesRoadshow

I'd love it if Brian would just say, "Oh **** off Adam, you pompous *****." #TheArchers

My problem with #FakeOrFortune is that it tends to be about rich people wanting to get even richer.

I've just received some feedback on a thing. Apparently I overdo the understatement.

Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.

SOAS might want a steward's enquiry after that. #UniversityChallenge.

I wonder at what stage she realised the hat was not her best idea. #UniversityChallenge

Pinky?! #onlyconnect

If I was on Katz's team I'd have throttled him by now. "Shut your yapping and let me think!" #OnlyConnect

Very sorry to hear @nikkibedi.bsky.social is leaving Saturday Live. She is one of the BBC's brightest stars, but not used nearly as much as she should be. I hope they have bigger plans for her. #BBC

Ho... Ho... Ho...

I was planning an early night. #Lionesses

Mark Watson's book launch (interviewed by Alex Horne) in Tring this evening. One Minute... ...Away

K'n'ell Connells. S*** a brick, Purplebricks. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Poor old Anisimova. But will Swiatek ever write a sci-fi classic? #Wimbledon

So that's what he's been getting up to. As pseudonyms go, it's not brilliant. No wonder he didn't want to be on @herring1967.bsky.social's podcast.

It took me longer than it should have to realise these are supposed to be balloons... @pretamangeruk.bsky.social

"It wasn't the rugger that buggered the bugger, It was Roger the Lodger, the sod."

Something to look forward to. #HugoBlick www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption and give ❤️s to all the captions that amuse you. Retweets to encourage your followers to join in always appreciated.

Did Rod Stewart just say to the wheelchair using Michael Eavis, "Stay there if you want. You won't be in the way."? Awkward. #Glastonbury

Nice to see #GaryNuman featured prominently. #Glastonbury

Bezos wedding guest takes us through her extravagant goodie bag from the wedding 💗

We loved Common As Muck. The phrase "Beer makes me wappy" has become a catchphrase in the Lambert household. #BBCSaturdayLive #SaturdayLive

The ship of Theseus, or Trigger's broom. #r4today

"Oi! Where's me tiger's head?" "Four foot from his tail!" #AntiquesRoadshow

Just bought two prescription meds online for my dog. The highest price I was quoted was £540. The lowest I found was £270. Ridiculous. @britishvets.bsky.social #ShopAround

My wife had this metal rose custom-made for me by L.S. Metalcrafts for our anniversary. @depechemode.com fans might see a bit of an influence.

You have to have a bit of a chuckle: