I don't do... coherent formats. #IDontDo www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Audible's deal of the day. Merry Christmas!

Keith? #BeyondParadise

Have they never heard of Google image search? #BeyondParadise

Next stop, the circumlocution department.

I can't believe that Adrian Chiles hates it when the letter "I" comes up in Scrabble. After all, it's his favourite word. #SaturdayLive

Rory McIlroy is 36. #SPOTY

Another sign of derangement. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

I underestimated Melissa. #Mastermind

Another one bites the dust www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.

Wow! This is how good the last two seasons of #DoctorWho could have been. #TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea

Dear Lord. Where's an iceberg when you need one? #Strictly

It's the knot... #Shetland

You can understand LSE's disappointment but... #UniversityChallenge

No comment.

I hope Johnson is watching #Prisoner951 and hanging his head in shame.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen... Cabaret Voltaire Depeche Mode Gary Numan Transglobal Underground Tony Bennett

Looks fair to me

I can't think of many better examples of shows that inform, educate and entertain than Alfie Moore's It's A Fair Cop. #ItsAFairCop #BBC #ProudOfTheBBC www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

If she gets on all fours, Jakob will know exactly what to do. #TheArchers

Which one is the racist? #Strictly

John Bluthal (1929 - 2018), mentioned on #AntiquesRoadshow, was a key member of Spike Milligan’s troupe. He appeared throughout the Q series and also performed in the stage play The Bedsitting Room.

Gode grunde til at få dig en hund 😂

Who's the woman who won't shut up on #LooseEnds?

George Clooney can do one. The scourge of hotels UK-wide. Luke warm, foul coffee.

In important news from history today, it is (although I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you) the joyful 10th birthday of this unimprovable tweet

Listening to John Cleese's new book, Fawlty Towers: Fawlts and All, I now realise the vital role played by a vision mixer. And all that reminded me of the name, Hilary West, who seemed to be the vision mixer on 90% of the TV shows of my youth. www.audible.co.uk/pd/Fawlty-To...

#TheArchers has become a never-ending conveyor belt of irritating teenagers.

Note she's not blubbing. Others take note. #Strictly

Drunk scenes are almost always embarrassing. #TheArchers

It's a good rule of thumb to avoid anything that requires you to wave with two hands. #TheWheel

I'm just trying out Wispr Flow.

Sad to hear this news. He had charisma to spare as Baptiste. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@jakeyapp.bsky.social A few years ago, I was unnecessarily rude to you on Twitter, and it's bothered me ever since. I'm sorry and hope I'm a better person. Certainly this is a better place.

I still find it odd that some people seem surprised that a Reform member is a racist.

Hardly the highest scoring #Mastermind. Not that I would have done any better than any of them.

"We don't need no stinking badges" #AntiquesRoadshow

Good news: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

You can always rely on The S*n for accuracy.

I'd give them £1,500 for that helmet tomorrow. I reckon that was well under-valued. #AntiquesRoadshow

Said it before, and I'll say it again: AdB is too desperate to be liked to be an effective judge. #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

Exploring the origins of the phrase "blowing smoke up someone's arse", Google gave me this. The highlighted phrase is telling.

“I’m worried about my community… I’m out here in a frog costume to show how ridiculous the notion that we’re violent terrorists is, and showcase how that narrative is wrong…” Serious Q: is it too late to give this dude the Nobel Peace Prize? 🐸 🏆

Again?

This is a lie. There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years. But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

@herring1967.bsky.social Idea. Every British tourist brings back ten stones from their overseas holiday. Over time, we surreptitiously regain our once mighty Empire.

Now that all the #AntiquesRoadshow experts have agents, they're all trying to curate their personal brands. Case in point.