I done a podcast and Jon Holmes is in it with a fabulous anecdote about Ted Rogers. For a very specific demographic amongst you this will be THRILLING NEWS. All the podcast links here: podnews.net/podcast/i6vne

The lovely @jakeyapp.bsky.social interviewed our very own Elvis Herod about ‘Listen Through the Brown Window’! Listen now on Jake’s ‘Not Today Thank you’ podcast! open.spotify.com/episode/12rb...

Cute Christmas song for you xx open.spotify.com/track/4067aL...

I *may* have about two lines in this ahem hem

Welp I did a cute Christmas song for my podcast and if you fancy getting all SENTIMENTAL there are links to it here: podnews.net/podcast/i6vne

Vocal noises by the tremendous Ali Mardell, @gmcgiv.bsky.social, @timdownie.bsky.social, Naomi McDonald, @jakeyapp.bsky.social and Hugh Dennis, tweaked by @tonychurnside.bsky.social and prodded by @jonholmes.bsky.social. Listen to (almost) the whole silly saga for a limited time on BBC Sounds. 📻

Weirdly, I think I might be on you and yours in a sec. I'm a non corgi registered gas fitter in my spare time, presumably

I've done a Christmas song which makes everybody do an ugly-cry. If you fancy being in the choir for it, you can listen to the parts & record yourself singing them and send them back... All the parts and instructions are in this podcast: open.acast.com/public/strea... - it's already sounding amazing

Due to a series of unfortunate events*, at least one of which might** be my own fault, I have found myself using the Trainline app to buy and use a ticket to Woohoo Swindon. @jakeyapp.bsky.social's Cassandra-esque abilities should be studies for science. *not a funeral though ** basically, entirely

Starring the smashing @gmcgiv.bsky.social, Alexandra Mardell and @timdownie.bsky.social, with @jakeyapp.bsky.social, Naomi McDonald and Yuriko Kotani dropping in and a short, sharp drive-by from @rufeydoof.bsky.social, all wrangled and polished by @jonholmes.bsky.social. 📻

Worth tuning in wherever you get your podcasts

If you're not familiar with Jake Yapp's oeuvre, track down Dora Dale Pleased To Meet You and go from there. You could also give his podcast a listen. #Podcast #Comedy

I've no idea what that is, but I'm going to say definitely

Get on this. @jakeyapp.bsky.social is hilarious and brilliant and was an amazing guest on @britcomgoes.bsky.social

'Only seven whats? You're not very bright, are you?' Copyright Spike Milligan circa 1956

I am restarting my podcast, 'Not Today, Thank You' tomorrow. Well, midnight tonight. Eckhart Tolle gonna make you holler, Greedy Pigs In Space, & a book recommendation (Paradox Lost by @vrling.bsky.social , if you can't be arsed to listen) If you CAN be arsed, subscribe: podnews.net/podcast/i6vne

This week @jakeyapp.bsky.social joined @robertcheath.bsky.social and Guy Walker to talk about #RisingDamp Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts

omg I love this

Our new series has begun. If you'd like to catch up with episode one, Rising Damp with @jakeyapp.bsky.social you can find it here or wherever you get your podcasts. pod.fo/e/33d52b

🚨NEW EPISODE!🚨 Series 5 starts with @robertcheath.bsky.social, Guy Walker and special guest @jakeyapp.bsky.social discussing Rising Damp! Find below or wherever you get your podcasts Amazon: shorturl.fm/CiMeA Apple: shorturl.fm/d2hId Spotify: shorturl.fm/4sLyw

We discuss EXACTLY THIS and the small but IMPORTANT DIFFERENCES

We're back with series 5 on Wednesday. @robertcheath.bsky.social and Guy Walker will be joined by @jakeyapp.bsky.social to chat all things #RisingDamp Subscribe now to get the episode when it drops!

Every year I make seitan from scratch. And because Christmas is basically the seventies as far as I'm concerned, last year's was a roast Dusty Bin. I cannot WAIT for you to see this year's.

I really enjoyed this so much. And secretly want you to hear it and conclude I'm a genius an that

Why is it people with the initials JP get called 'JP'? It's ONLY THEM. Like, nobody goes, ahhh, let's get QW on board for this one. You know who'd be great? HN!

The ease with which the lady in this cafeteria said the phrase 'I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my life' suggests that she has. Many times.

Why are aliens in films always so juicy nowadays. Like, why can't we have nice dry aliens any more

@heritage.bsky.social hello Wondered if you saw this... Stay with it for at least five minutes 😊 youtu.be/c6692U1AD54?...

Tadaaaa

I'm thinking of trying to establish a sovereign state for Palestinian refugees in West London. I think the ability to correctly read a sign saying 'I support Palestine Acton' would make a suitable threshold of competence for the met police. Not sure how many would cross it.

Sunday Brunch in 99 seconds by @jakeyapp.bsky.social

A nice man INDULGED ME: Check our new podcast: rss.com/podcasts/i-k...

Omg Maybe she'll tell the story of the original Dirty Dancing script

Nobody 'makes' Dora say ANYTHING... shows.acast.com/modern-sex-w... ...but to be clear... She's pretty full-on.

It's AWFUL 😏 shows.acast.com/modern-sex-w...

MAKE IT FOUR.

To the delight of an absolute maximum of two of you, I have reprised my alter ego, Dora Dale, with a new, mucky and exuberant podcast, if you're bored of all the chit chat shows.acast.com/modern-sex-w...

I keep getting so stressed trying to remember the old-fashioned word for a cold and then I think to myself just chill

Well, @j1jem.bsky.social is being VERY MODEST HERE as the creator of this PHENOMENAL GAME. Give it a go #gofaster

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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS AND ALL THAT but thanks Google photos for MOTION TRACKING and FISHEYE EFFECTS but I'd really love just to be able to flip my video horizontally so it isn't mirrored I FEEL LIKE I AM PROBABLY NOT ALONE IN THIS MATTER

Just realised I think I really don't want to know what the origins of the piñata are

Shall we just knock the whole 'train wifi' concept on the head

Hello! Forgive my ignorance and CAN YOU HELP. Do you know of any towns or small cities in Ireland which have a progressive kind of reputation? I guess the English analogue would be places like Stroud or Lewes... Thank you!

OH wait wait wait WAIT I think I'm on comedy club on radio 4 extra from 10 TONIGHT

The dog I am sitting wishes you a good Easter, and politely reminds you to remember what it's all actually about.

I feel confident that international cooperation to fight climate change is possible when I bear witness to the endurance of the global coalition of automatic tap manufacturers' joint agreement to dispense exactly the right amount of water to very nearly wash all the soap off

It's all so wild. Congress is talking about banning Chinese EVs, meaning that in ten years the Tesla, as the state-sponsored vehicle, would be the new Trabant.