As a native David*, I've been in a right two and eight since he died. *David Hockney - Cockney #hockney

FINE if you CAN'T WAIT then come to THIS ONE XX

COME ON IT'LL BE A RIGHT LAUGH

VERY excited for this. By far the best live show I've ever done.

Posing in our natural habitat, post-show

Hello, boutique cognoscenti. It's the morning after Show One at the Rik Mayall Festival, and, well. I NEVER talk like this, but this show is just so good. I never make such claims. But this is the colours-to-the-mast project. Have a go on www.cornershopshowdown.com - you can play my adventure game!

Just one week away from our inaugural Cornershop Showdown show in Droitwich. I probably should have put as much effort into the show as I have into the website, but it's become a bit of a labour of love... Have a look and play my thrilling new ADVENTURE GAME set in 1976: www.cornershopshowdown.com

Now SIX This is a TSUNAMI

Have a flyer

WOAH. Guys, I don't want to PANIC YOU, but I have already sold THREE TICKETS to my shows @camdenfringe.bsky.social - Hurry and snap up the last remaining 197! camdenfringe.com/events/corne...

Cornershop Showdown with @jakeyapp.bsky.social 25th July at Quarry Theatre, Bedford Part of Bedfringe. Tickets bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873684655

Hahahaa

I bet them astronauts are yanking hard on the handbrake rn

OMG U GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT JESUS OMG HE CAME BACK 2 LIFE WATTTT 🥹🥹🥹😭 I SWEAR 2 GOD IF THIS IS A WINDUP

Omg so gutted 2 learn about #Jesus he was the best of us and meant more to me personally then u could ever imagine. He'd talk 2 anybody and he lit up a room. Well, I guess that's that #RIP

You know how some words are just better than others? In the latest Listen Through the Brown Window, @jakeyapp.bsky.social and I go head to head in the Word Championships as Scoggins and Stonefrost. open.spotify.com/episode/27PL... And... there's Elvis.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on a gameshow, Jake Yapp's Cornershop Showdown comes to Bedfringe. 25th July Quarry Theatre It's 1976 & bets are off. Join @jakeyapp.bsky.social for a wild ride! Book today as tickets are limited at bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873684655

Listen on Acast or wherever you get your podcasts! shows.acast.com/out-of-chara... (2/2) #Comedy #Podcast #Sketch #Character #Conversations #DoraDale #Radio #Audiences #CharlieBrooker #Puppets

Just as we get our first ever award nomination, here is Episode 70 with special guest, JAKE YAPP (@jakeyapp.bsky.social)! Alex spoke to Jake about radio phone-ins, little old ladies, and being complicit in a joke. Quietly slip away somewhere and give it a listen! (1/2)

I done a podcast and Jon Holmes is in it with a fabulous anecdote about Ted Rogers. For a very specific demographic amongst you this will be THRILLING NEWS. All the podcast links here: podnews.net/podcast/i6vne

The lovely @jakeyapp.bsky.social interviewed our very own Elvis Herod about ‘Listen Through the Brown Window’! Listen now on Jake’s ‘Not Today Thank you’ podcast! open.spotify.com/episode/12rb...

Cute Christmas song for you xx open.spotify.com/track/4067aL...

I *may* have about two lines in this ahem hem

Welp I did a cute Christmas song for my podcast and if you fancy getting all SENTIMENTAL there are links to it here: podnews.net/podcast/i6vne

Vocal noises by the tremendous Ali Mardell, @gmcgiv.bsky.social, @timdownie.bsky.social, Naomi McDonald, @jakeyapp.bsky.social and Hugh Dennis, tweaked by @tonychurnside.bsky.social and prodded by @jonholmes.bsky.social. Listen to (almost) the whole silly saga for a limited time on BBC Sounds. 📻

Weirdly, I think I might be on you and yours in a sec. I'm a non corgi registered gas fitter in my spare time, presumably

I've done a Christmas song which makes everybody do an ugly-cry. If you fancy being in the choir for it, you can listen to the parts & record yourself singing them and send them back... All the parts and instructions are in this podcast: open.acast.com/public/strea... - it's already sounding amazing

Due to a series of unfortunate events*, at least one of which might** be my own fault, I have found myself using the Trainline app to buy and use a ticket to Woohoo Swindon. @jakeyapp.bsky.social's Cassandra-esque abilities should be studies for science. *not a funeral though ** basically, entirely

Starring the smashing @gmcgiv.bsky.social, Alexandra Mardell and @timdownie.bsky.social, with @jakeyapp.bsky.social, Naomi McDonald and Yuriko Kotani dropping in and a short, sharp drive-by from @rufeydoof.bsky.social, all wrangled and polished by @jonholmes.bsky.social. 📻

Worth tuning in wherever you get your podcasts

If you're not familiar with Jake Yapp's oeuvre, track down Dora Dale Pleased To Meet You and go from there. You could also give his podcast a listen. #Podcast #Comedy

I've no idea what that is, but I'm going to say definitely

Get on this. @jakeyapp.bsky.social is hilarious and brilliant and was an amazing guest on @britcomgoes.bsky.social

'Only seven whats? You're not very bright, are you?' Copyright Spike Milligan circa 1956

I am restarting my podcast, 'Not Today, Thank You' tomorrow. Well, midnight tonight. Eckhart Tolle gonna make you holler, Greedy Pigs In Space, & a book recommendation (Paradox Lost by @vrling.bsky.social , if you can't be arsed to listen) If you CAN be arsed, subscribe: podnews.net/podcast/i6vne

This week @jakeyapp.bsky.social joined @robertcheath.bsky.social and Guy Walker to talk about #RisingDamp Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts

omg I love this

Our new series has begun. If you'd like to catch up with episode one, Rising Damp with @jakeyapp.bsky.social you can find it here or wherever you get your podcasts. pod.fo/e/33d52b

🚨NEW EPISODE!🚨 Series 5 starts with @robertcheath.bsky.social, Guy Walker and special guest @jakeyapp.bsky.social discussing Rising Damp! Find below or wherever you get your podcasts Amazon: shorturl.fm/CiMeA Apple: shorturl.fm/d2hId Spotify: shorturl.fm/4sLyw

We discuss EXACTLY THIS and the small but IMPORTANT DIFFERENCES

We're back with series 5 on Wednesday. @robertcheath.bsky.social and Guy Walker will be joined by @jakeyapp.bsky.social to chat all things #RisingDamp Subscribe now to get the episode when it drops!

Every year I make seitan from scratch. And because Christmas is basically the seventies as far as I'm concerned, last year's was a roast Dusty Bin. I cannot WAIT for you to see this year's.

I really enjoyed this so much. And secretly want you to hear it and conclude I'm a genius an that

Why is it people with the initials JP get called 'JP'? It's ONLY THEM. Like, nobody goes, ahhh, let's get QW on board for this one. You know who'd be great? HN!

The ease with which the lady in this cafeteria said the phrase 'I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my life' suggests that she has. Many times.

Why are aliens in films always so juicy nowadays. Like, why can't we have nice dry aliens any more

@heritage.bsky.social hello Wondered if you saw this... Stay with it for at least five minutes 😊 youtu.be/c6692U1AD54?...

Tadaaaa

I'm thinking of trying to establish a sovereign state for Palestinian refugees in West London. I think the ability to correctly read a sign saying 'I support Palestine Acton' would make a suitable threshold of competence for the met police. Not sure how many would cross it.

Sunday Brunch in 99 seconds by @jakeyapp.bsky.social