Stuart Heritage
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I write books for children and bald men
Highly excited to learn that Handsome Squidward has been cast in The Odyssey
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Big news
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Sometimes I really enjoy my job
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21 days ago
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We're all watching earth from space today right?
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Space Live: the new TV channel streaming absolutely spellbinding footage of Earth … forever
ITVX’s perpetual real-time broadcast from the International Space Station is awe-inspiring … until it gets boring. But even though it’s hard to watch for long, it’s a humbling reminder of who we are
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/oct/15/space-live-new-tv-channel-real-time-broadcast-international-space-station-itvx
2 months ago
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This entire thing feels like it was churned out by chatgpt
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4 months ago
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Stephen Collins
4 months ago
In today's Guardian (not online yet) I drew a section cover and column illos for a great piece by
@heritage.bsky.social
about parents' WhatsApp groups. It was one of those jobs where I got *way* too into details/narrative design, trying to make single illustrations read across page like a comic.
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ARE YOU A CHILD? If the answer is yes, then my new book The O.D.D Squad: Captain Bad Vs Captain Worse is out today and you should buy it. Also, if the answer is yes then get off social media you maniac. This place will destroy your brain
www.waterstones.com/book/the-o-d...
4 months ago
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Netflix just deleted Call My Agent while I was in the middle of a rewatch. This is war.
4 months ago
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Guy really wants a cake, huh
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4 months ago
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Having seen the sales boost that The Salt Path received this week, I'd like to announce that I don't actually have a brother, his name isn't Pete and we actually get on great
amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT
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Don't Be a Dick Pete: Amazon.co.uk: Heritage, Stuart: 9781784705213: Books
Buy Don't Be a Dick Pete by Heritage, Stuart (ISBN: 9781784705213) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
https://amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT
6 months ago
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Anyone want a hastily written Christmas cash-in parody book called The Bullshit Path?
6 months ago
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Happy new pope
8 months ago
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Now for the part of Conclave that weirded your dad out
8 months ago
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Air Mail
8 months ago
“If you really want to honor the spirit of the original, you could just take the name without paying for it.”
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Fyre Festival, Billy McFarland’s Cursed Music Festival, Is Now For Sale
But who on earth will buy it?
https://airmail.news/sh/REhyRX/bs
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The sound effect that accompanies Jesse Eisenberg's eyebrows 46 seconds into this trailer is the most unintentionally funny thing I have seen for many years
youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?...
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) Official Trailer
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
https://youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?si=4JBaEm8Htvl8Jdfd
8 months ago
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This is a good litmus test to discover who has actually watched Conclave
8 months ago
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Oh this is nice
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Quote from Conan O'Brien in the press release about him returning for next year's Oscars: “The only reason I’m hosting the Oscars next year is that I want to hear Adrien Brody finish his speech."
10 months ago
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Air Mail
10 months ago
“You are busy, life is short, and you don’t want your final thought on earth to be one of regret that you once spent several hours watching Meghan Markle make a daisy chain.”
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Meghan Markle's "With Love, Meghan": A Cheeky Synopsis of Each Episode
Of all the problems plaguing the new Netflix series, the Duchess of Sussex’s fixation on jam is only the beginning
https://buff.ly/PXmgbnK
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Paul Brand
10 months ago
Quite the difference in body language to yesterday's Oval Office meeting.
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youtu.be/EcqckTknXoo?...
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David Johansen - Funky But Chic + [1993]
YouTube video by What's for afters?
https://youtu.be/EcqckTknXoo?si=Rg4PJ5dzgUhek785
10 months ago
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Today has really put the doom into doomscrolling
10 months ago
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Jesus fucking Christ
10 months ago
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Wrote about the best show of the entire year
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/fe...
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Is this the most terrifying TV show of our times? Adolescence, the drama that will horrify all parents
Stephen Graham’s new show about a boy arrested for murder is utterly chilling. Its team talk rage, panic attacks and being bowled over by a 14-year-old
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/feb/28/is-this-the-most-terrifying-tv-show-of-our-times-adolescence-the-drama-that-will-horrify-all-parents
10 months ago
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This is just like the time Ming the Merciless acquired the rights to the Flash Gordon franchise
10 months ago
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Is the next Bond villain going to be an independent bookseller?
10 months ago
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The Strawberry Post
11 months ago
Very fun
#kidlit
about 3 animal superheroes who have to save their city from villains!
#BookReview
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#TheODDSquad
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#AttackOfAuntyEnchanty
by Stuart Heritage & Vincent Bagitnole
@heritage.bsky.social
@vincentbatignole.bsky.social
https://buff.ly/4hTjfGM
#bookblogger
#books
#childrensbooks
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Helen Pidd
11 months ago
What it's like as a bald man in an increasingly hairy world - I loved talking to
@heritage.bsky.social
and TiF legend Rudi Zygadlo for this episode, inspired by a gorgeous
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column asking whether baldness was a thing of the past
www.theguardian.com/news/audio/2...
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Going bald in an increasingly hairy world – podcast
With the rise of hair transplants, many men are opting out of baldness. But why is it so hard to accept this natural part of ageing? Stuart Heritage and Rudi Zygadlo explain
https://www.theguardian.com/news/audio/2025/feb/07/going-bald-in-an-increasingly-hairy-world-podcast
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OH THANK GOD
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/j...
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Simon & Schuster imprint will no longer ask authors to obtain blurbs for their books
Publisher says expecting authors, agents and editors to secure blurbs can create ‘an incestuous and unmeritocratic literary ecosystem that often rewards connections over talent’
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/jan/31/simon-schuster-us-imprint-authors-blurbs-books
11 months ago
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Five months to figure out how to revive Thanos
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11 months ago
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#newprofilepicture
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Years and years ago I interviewed one of the founders of Kickstarter. He told me the whole idea of starting it was "Do you know how many people would pay David Lynch directly to make another film?"
11 months ago
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And a happy new year to you too, email from a company who I bought something from once in 2017
12 months ago
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Greatest movie needledrop 2024: this scene, Day After Day by Badfinger, Godzilla X Kong
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Godzilla X Kong best movie 2024
12 months ago
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Legitimately the hardest I worked on anything this year
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My favourite festive memory is interviewing Richard Briers because he wished me merry Christmas despite it being the middle of October
www.theguardian.com/film/2012/no...
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Richard Briers on Cockneys Vs Zombies: 'I've popped up to play these terrible killers. It's great'
The veteran actor may be jumping out of his deckchair to kill zombies in his new film – but don't, whatever you do, call him cool, learns Stuart Heritage
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/nov/08/richard-briers-cockneys-vs-zombies
about 1 year ago
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It's the shortest day of the year today, which means from tomorrow it will gradually get harder to put your children to bed
about 1 year ago
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There should be a Black Friday-scale event for the day where it's too late to order stuff online in time for Christmas so people stop sending you emails
about 1 year ago
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Returning to social media after a while is wild. What, I'm supposed to just write down every single passing thought I have? What the fuck? Grow up
about 1 year ago
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This is nice, especially when I'm being roasted for being a paid monarchist puppet on Twitter
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about 1 year ago
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He came
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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95% of every conversation I have with someone I don't know very well defaults to 'Wow, Covid was crazy'
about 1 year ago
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Helpful reminder that Black Friday is the best day of the year to unsubscribe from marketing emails
about 1 year ago
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I just found Documentary Now on ITVX. Four seasons of it, just sitting there, completely unhyped. This is very exciting
about 1 year ago
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Don't know if professional boasting is a thing here yet, but my book Bald just got called the funniest of the year. It also got called deranged in the same article, but let's skip over that
www.spectator.co.uk/article/a-sh...
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A shortage of Nigels and other calamities: humorous stocking-fillers
This is the part of the run-up to Christmas I always look forward to most – the ‘silly’ books, loo books, even non-books produced by serious publishers who may resent the huge piles of money they make...
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/a-shortage-of-nigels-and-other-calamities-humorous-stocking-fillers/
about 1 year ago
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Watching Bluesky's userbase grow like this is extremely stressful. It's like Buckaroo, but with people who shouldn't be allowed on the internet instead of little plastic horseriding accessories
about 1 year ago
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