This is 100% true.

No shit.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

I wish the spider a speedy and complete recovery.

Genestealer magus with pet. #WarhammerCommunity #Warhammer40K #Hobbypost

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

Hey! Where did Boxer go?

My contribution to the discourse

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Brody. Fucking. KING.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mil Máscaras!

If you haven't read this Boaz Evron essay, by the way, I cannot emphasize how much you should

“do you have the temperament to go through the federal government with a holy sword and cleanse it of evil” is basically the primary characteristic we need in the 2028 nominee whoever it is may or may not be able to do enough to forestall a snapback in 2032 but another moderate definitely won’t

A limerick. Based on a true story.

This is the funniest joke ever made

Counterpoint: No.

2 left! Say no to slop and yes to art www.etsy.com/shop/artolog...

Didn't even bother to throw him out of a window. Smdh. Nobody wants to work anymore. Everyone's quiet quitting!

This is pretty cool, and is also giving strong cyberpunk vibes in a good way.

Good night dear friends 💙💛

In which, for no good reason at all, I launch the conspiracy theory that #Kenobi ordered the murder of Luke's parents #MayTheFourth #StarWars #MayThe4th #Skywalker #LukeSkywalker #ObiWanKenobi #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

we have to come up with code names for our delta green characters and this is all i can think about

*narrator voice* “This summer…he’s staying on target”

May the 4th be with you. I feel like this was a fever dream when I made this a while ago.

While we all pray for Mr Giuliani's health, i'd like to take a moment to reflect on some of the words he shared during his life. See attached image

Pawnshop chain offers to buy online pawnshop.

We've got a giant ambition. We will build a golem of fruit and veg, which we will release if you do not maximise club card points. It will take your loved ones into its rotting embrace, suffocate them with the fumes of... Oh no. Sorry. We want your kids to have their 5 a day. Find out more. Or else.

He’s already at the retirement community. Just push him in a room and be done with it.

Oh my god Statlander and Shida. #AEWCollision #letthemfight #butmaybealsokiss

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

It was a very good #FCBD and I wish all who celebrate a joyous haul and pleasant reading.

"No one could stop the US raiding modern shipping, but it doesn't because it knows it benefits far more from unmolested maritime trade than any potential piracy spoils", used to be my go-to example illustrating how international law works. Will need to update with a "fucking idiot" caveat.

you will want to visit theonion.info in MINUTES for a major update

Fucking WHAT

Pope is out here doing the Thanos “Come and get me” pose.

To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything, Grogu.

Repost to make it die faster

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

“Trump’s grip on the Republican Party faces these challenges” Stop it. Trump could waddle naked across the South Lawn screaming about how Obama was spying on him from inside the White House microwave, and the GOP would clap like obedient seals.

found your train car

WILL OSPREAY'S STABLE OPTIONS: Death Riders: Fight club ran by psychotic Fun Dad The Opps: Incel gym Bang Bang Gang: LTIR Don Callis Family: Too busy trying to fight each other Hurt Syndicate: Will only owns one suit and it's not nice enough The Dogs: Ew. The Rascalz:

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

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$4.99 gas today. #FUCKTRUMP and #FUCKTHEGOP

Just donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center because fuck this corrupt and racist Department of "Justice" and fuck Fidelity while we're at it www.splcenter.org