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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW

TONIGHT! A Hardcore Holiday Death Match decides who goes to the AEW Women's World Tag Team Title Tournament Finals as well as multiple matches in the #AEWContinentalClassic! #AEWDynamite starts LIVE at 8/7c on TBS + HBO Max, TONIGHT!

The president was listening attentively.

Okay I have one more.

TFW it’s 4:30 PM local time

mariah carey as actual christmas trees: thread

Benoit Blanc Beignet Blanc Baguette Blanc Briquette Blanc The more Knives Out variants, the better

Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.

Stephen Colbert: “Trump says he will release MRI results but doesn't know what part of his body was scanned. “Here's a theory: Maybe the part that's broken… is the part that's supposed to know.”

Finished! #krampus #atc #artisttradingcard #Christmas #spooky

it's that magical time of year again (my annual reposting of @wigu.org's cyber monday comic)

The shrapnel from his ear was getting too close to his brain, so they used an MRI to save him.

oh so his brain is swiss cheese

FYI: the EXAMPLE of what a war crime is in the DoD Law of War manual is EXACTLY what Hegseth did. bsky.app/profile/jjin...

I named my fists FEMSHEP and BROSHEP, because they’re both fine but one is clearly better.

Happy December! Time to start gluing cotton balls over your 7UP "Countdown to Christmas" poster from 1988, which you assuredly kept a spare of.

Hawkgirl gonna drop both of them off a roof.

What is Trump actually going to release? 1. His MRI 2. A flock of doves 3. Marine Recon Invasion (on Venezuela) 4. “It’ll be ready in two weeks”

Just a quiet, sad little PSA. If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’ They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids. It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.

holiday scenes but with muppets: thread

*Wakes up.* And it’s been a LONG DECEMBER AND THERE’S REASON TO BELIEVE

Hbomb could do so much more good if his videos were just a slight bit shorter

It was, is, and always shall be the “fire everyone” tool. It is the most glaring example of class warfare since the Industrial Revolution. They wanted to impoverish all of you and rule as gods among us. That was explicitly the intent of AI. Thank god for us the wealthy are currently total morons.

Da big gurl

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Everyone stop, this is important

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

The dishwasher, 2 days out from Thanksgiving.

All my childhood traumas that I’d tamped down in the last few years with therapy, looking up at me after dad walked out on mom after 50 years.

Gen AI is shit 💖 Get the sticker: mcapriglione.art

IMO, it raises the question of how useful are executives?

If we're starting "what is a Christmas movie" discourse early this year, I will tap the sign

Well, it's after American Thanksgiving. You know what that means: A FULL BARRAGE OF HALLOWEEN ADS! Christmas won't expect an ANTICHRONAL ATTACK on its TIMEWARD FLANK. I WANNA SEE SKELETONS DANCING IN THE SNOW GODDAMNIT. FILL THOSE BASTARDS SO FULL OF CHRISTMAS SPIRITS THEY'LL RUN FOR THE DOORS

The Doctor is right and correct

🐈women want me🐈 🐟fish fear me🐟 sticker available at mcapriglione.art

We're going to tell our kids that this was Wicked.

We’s dreamin of a WAAAAAAAAGH Christmas! #Warhammer40K #Orkz

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

Ain’t shopping anywhere but my favorite indie theater today.

I’m worried #AEW is going to force the Okada/Takeshita feud to overshadow the continental classic. But we’ll see how it goes.

Boar's Head has ANOTHER Listeria infected product, and this time it's cheese. I would not trust this company again without substantial changes. www.eatingwell.com/boars-head-c...

it's happening

SNAIL HEIST