And I’ve stopped 7 wars. I’m very good at that. But don’t eat the pastrami. It’s very fatty. I think the UN does a very bad job. One time I threw a football 800 yards. I wasn’t even trying. The UN does a terrific job. Do you know the song Itsy Bitsy Spider? I wrote it. I’ve met Jesus. Beetlejuice!

A terrible loss pingdesk.homes/dr-darren-ma...

We have to get the UN out of the States. What a mess. It should always have been in a neutral country at least.

The Happiest Cities in the World are Also the Most Bicycle Friendly #bicycling #urbanplanning #cityplanning #bicyclefriendly

“We can’t all be expected to bike.” Fair. But that’s not the point. “Not everyone can or wants to bike. But some people can & do—and they deserve a safe, efficient, affordable way to move through the city. It’s about freedom of choice.” This & other useful comebacks, in @momentummag.bsky.social.

Corruption, corruption, corruption! paherald.sk.ca/alberta-ener...

edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n... Early dropoff in girls' school sports linked to new gender confirmation forms 'Girls are taking a hard hit, while nothing is happening with the boys' #abpoli #ableg #alberta #FireTheUCP #FireSmith #sports #discrimination #dropoff #trans #transgender

Our #RockyRidge & #RoyalOak #MiniForest planting is just a few days away! Are you signed up to volunteer yet? #yyc

"When politicians pretend #BikeLanes are an attack on drivers, they erode trust in public debate & distract from the real challenges, most of which their own political ideologies are directly responsible for. It's not solving problems or serving constituents, it's using them for political theatre."

I don't think the world would pay attention to anything America has to say right now. Trump has done irrevocable damage to America's reputation, and to regain any world stage footing, the loopholes that have allowed America to slide into fascism will need to be permanently fixed.

It is fully irresponsible to argue for an American return to global leadership. This country is deeply unwell and has no business leading anything until that's no longer the case. There's a whole world out there capable of tending to the world's problems. We must tend to ours.

RIP

I'm shocked they're shocked living in Alberta it's just another day ending in Y. "It’s despicable that the Alberta premier would use another country’s tariffs on the rest of the world [to put] new tariffs on Canadian companies,” he says." thewalrus.ca/the-wine-war...

If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until I tell you about assault rifles

This is Jade. She just met the biggest dogs she's ever seen. But quickly learned they have the biggest hearts too. 13/10 for all (TT: catimtins.pscal)

Is it only the rapture in the US?

A customer just came into the shop and bought 12 books for her friend’s birthday. She’s going to wrap them individually and write a different month of the year on each one, so her friend has a new book to read every month until her next birthday. And I think that’s just the most thoughtful gift.

every time my airpods go through the laundry and still work I learn exactly the wrong lesson

oof. Yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. I'm burning their albums now. Sorry, I liked America Must Be Destroyed (1992) and Violence Has Arrived (2001) and Bloody Pit of Horror (2010) but I didn't realize they were disrespectful to politicians

see the rapture ain’t happening because youse all disrespected it by not using its preferred name

This happened in a school zone that is marked as 40 km/h, and not enforced by a speed camera.

The post I was quoting was deleted like ten minutes later but it said "I used to hang out with this girl Mary Lou Phonecall who would sell different parts of me while I was asleep. I think you can buy my memories of Hurricane Katrina on an oil rig somewhere."

What made me a dog person: a friend insisted I come by the Toronto Humane Society in her neighbourhood to see a Jack Russell puppy abandoned twice(!!) and I told her there was *no way* I’d adopt a dog but I was then handed this tiny wriggling beast and that was it for me, no choice at all ❤️

I endorse this message. Especially if you made plans and stuff. Just disappear…..

I hope students remember this and support teachers however they can in future. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/article/alberta-students-rally-for-teachers-as-strike-deadline-looms/

Two-thirds of Canadians want the #ElectricVehicle standard kept, yet 41% are holding off on purchasing an #EV until Ottawa updates its incentive program. Canadians support EVs but need governments and automakers to deliver clarity and options. 1/2

He's stupid. His advisors are also stupid. And, this has the added bonus of making women suffer, which he gets no small amount of glee from doing. That's it. Pretty simple.

Just stop #Sanewashing

C'mon. It was rooted in complete and utter bullshit. You don't have to do this.

WSJ: Trump Botches China and Clean Energy He doubles down on 20th century energy (coal, oil, gas) while Xi accelerates transition to 21st century energy (electrity, electrotech). Buggy whip, meet the automobile. youtu.be/5qEMxzRP-6E

With the emphasis on permanent

Free link: archive.is/FS9gD www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

Alternatively: "Idiot Who Told Americans to Drink Bleach and that Tylenol Causes Autism Disparages Climate Change and Science." www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/c... #ClimateChange #Trump #Tylenol #Autism

When our outrage translates into withholding our consumer dollars, a big corporation like Disney is forced to listen – and respond. Next time you’re feeling powerless, remember this.

Oh, so boycotting corporations DOES work? Duly noted. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

They've known it for years.

Boycott Sinclair. Boycott their advertisers. Hit them where it hurts them most. www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/e...

If you watch and share one thing today make it this

Chilling echo of dictators past.

Bed-sized mood hits strong today...

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/e...

"The #GreenLine has been a recipe for insanity & political wedge partisanship for entirely far too long. The #CTrain is one of the best strategic & competitive advantages that Calgary has so it is ludicrous that you're not doubling down on that, just absolutely financially insane." #yyc #yyccc

#yyc #yyccc #ClimateChange #yycbike #ClimatePolicy #Urbanism #15MinuteCities #cdnpoli #abpoli #BikeLanes #ClimateSolutions #ClimateSky

What a country.

Let's be clear: no one should be taking medical advice from the man who told Americans to inject bleach. To moms worried about the Tylenol they took while pregnant: you deserve better than being RFK Jr's scapegoat. And to the autism community: you are loved exactly as you are.

I’m going to go wash my car just in case

A good time to remind everyone to boycott all things USA—travel, goods, services, everything possible #BoycottTheUSA