The first 2 Home Alone Movies are such classics! But they've been going downhill ever since! So happy they tried something new at last.

ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name

Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.

Happy Folger's Incest Commercial Season! Now with new flavor:

really went dark for the sequel

if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy

When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".

59. It’s gotta be gayer. It should be, it won’t be, but it’s gotta be gayer. Give us a Doctor Aphra show that’s like a Space Young Indiana Jones.

@spacegandalf.bsky.social: is a Columbian mammoth one of those things Pablo Escobar bought? (And then two minutes later, "I would simply not walk into the tar pit") #PrehistoricPlanet

@spacegandalf.bsky.social is heckling every animal. "If I were a sea cow," she scoffs, "I would simply pay attention to the tides." Sea cows are her favourite animal in this show #PrehistoricPlanet

The worst part of having such an atypical response to my shunt failing (which happened three times in 10 months!) is that I don't even get to write into @tpwky.bsky.social as a potential first hand experience 😔😔😔 what's the point of so many brain surgeries if it isn't useful to the Erins??

glad to see they finally came to their senses at the shop and graduated into being the pet owner boys

"If I was to get a dog," muses @spacegandalf.bsky.social, "I would get a greyhound, because they look like they're the same sort of mentally ill as I am"

@spacegandalf.bsky.social: in early access Moros took off his antlers in the pool and everyone rioted Her: because it's much funnier if the antlers aren't just a headband Me: I don't think that's why they rioted Me: I think it's because they're monsterfuckers

It’s that time of year, again.

Delighted to hear @willa.bsky.social use the word "squicked" on Decoder Ring. It's a word that's largely disappeared from the spaces I'm in and we're worse off for it, but it was used in the perfect context: admitting you feel uncomfortable about cucking without passing judgement on it.

"Looking at all that," @spacegandalf.bsky.social says, watching me get cooked by Prometheus in Hades II, "I think this bit was easier before the fifth and sixth brain surgeries."

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

“did u finish the work on the terrifying dread kraken to strike fear in the hearts of men” “sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’ “wait wat”

Thrilled to discover there's also Australian businesses on this!! I can go pick up a surprise bakers delight bag just 1km away!

They finally made the milk from that hotel

Here we demonstrate the Hyundai Getz best feature: storage for your sleeping rabbit

@spacegandalf.bsky.social, leaving her gynaecology appointment: truely the only drawback of being a demi lesbian is I have not had significant fuck to give clinically useful information. Even the fuck I did do ten years ago would not be helpful

JEAN VICQUEMARE - You're a *worry-fest*. She's worried about you. I'm worried about you. Even Special Consultant Backpedal is worried about you. Everyone worries -- instead of *working*.

They are the same

I have NO words

Hey you got any games on your phone

Pet parrots were taught to do video calls, and it was a hit. The birds not only made friends with each other, and selected who they wanted to call and when, but also picked up new skills from fellow parrots. Good enrichment option for improving captive parrot welfare. 🧪🦜 dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/...

Tfw you're about to sneeze

Rabbits are small angry dirt creatures filled with piss who eat their own poops and they smell so. goddamn. good.

Destroyer of Worlds

In a better time, on a better internet, she would be photoshopped into so many random photos

I was on @justthezooofus.bsky.social this week to talk about rabbits! The horrible little monsters who live in my home and my heart!

Me: Trevor could never in his wildest dreams imagine what we're talking about @spacegandalf.bsky.social: yes, because Trevor lives a blessed existence, free from the knowledge of both Peter Singer and the Human Pet Guy

Daily bunny no.2971 has breached their containment

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

Thinking this over, - LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is - FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is - BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is - JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is Everyone else was pre-Goku

andor is a comedy about 1: how funny leftist infighting can be and 2: how funny fascist infighting can be

literally cackled when i saw this shot

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

Thank you for that, Slackbot.

Truth coming out of the tube to shame mankind

You cannot milk Watto in Star Wars Galaxies

me this morning www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/o...

It's furniture destroying time, as previously described #rabbit #vetmed

For an extra point on why you should maybe not impulse purchase a rabbit, while I was typing this thread Luigi peed directly next to @spacegandalf.bsky.social's head while she slept. This is literally a photo of him looking cute seconds before disaster #rabbit #vetmed

Playing around with CBP airport processing data this morning to see how much air travel by non-US passengers is cratering.