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she/her, evil lesbian, otw volunteer. unfortunately burdened with star wars disease.
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💗 Serenity Kristan 💗
14 days ago
The first 2 Home Alone Movies are such classics! But they've been going downhill ever since! So happy they tried something new at last.
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willow
15 days ago
ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
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Max Berger
16 days ago
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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Kittenball
16 days ago
Happy Folger's Incest Commercial Season! Now with new flavor:
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Chris Mohney
19 days ago
really went dark for the sequel
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lauren
20 days ago
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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The Beaverton
20 days ago
When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe
23 days ago
59. It’s gotta be gayer. It should be, it won’t be, but it’s gotta be gayer. Give us a Doctor Aphra show that’s like a Space Young Indiana Jones.
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zoe bearcat
22 days ago
@spacegandalf.bsky.social
: is a Columbian mammoth one of those things Pablo Escobar bought? (And then two minutes later, "I would simply not walk into the tar pit")
#PrehistoricPlanet
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zoe bearcat
22 days ago
@spacegandalf.bsky.social
is heckling every animal. "If I were a sea cow," she scoffs, "I would simply pay attention to the tides." Sea cows are her favourite animal in this show
#PrehistoricPlanet
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ahdok
24 days ago
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The worst part of having such an atypical response to my shunt failing (which happened three times in 10 months!) is that I don't even get to write into
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as a potential first hand experience 😔😔😔 what's the point of so many brain surgeries if it isn't useful to the Erins??
about 1 month ago
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Possessed by W. Edward Deming's Ghost
about 1 month ago
glad to see they finally came to their senses at the shop and graduated into being the pet owner boys
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zoe bearcat
about 1 month ago
"If I was to get a dog," muses
@spacegandalf.bsky.social
, "I would get a greyhound, because they look like they're the same sort of mentally ill as I am"
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zoe bearcat
about 2 months ago
@spacegandalf.bsky.social
: in early access Moros took off his antlers in the pool and everyone rioted Her: because it's much funnier if the antlers aren't just a headband Me: I don't think that's why they rioted Me: I think it's because they're monsterfuckers
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Ravin Boodram
about 2 months ago
It’s that time of year, again.
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Delighted to hear
@willa.bsky.social
use the word "squicked" on Decoder Ring. It's a word that's largely disappeared from the spaces I'm in and we're worse off for it, but it was used in the perfect context: admitting you feel uncomfortable about cucking without passing judgement on it.
about 2 months ago
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zoe bearcat
about 2 months ago
"Looking at all that,"
@spacegandalf.bsky.social
says, watching me get cooked by Prometheus in Hades II, "I think this bit was easier before the fifth and sixth brain surgeries."
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Tim Onion
5 months ago
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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darth™️
5 months ago
“did u finish the work on the terrifying dread kraken to strike fear in the hearts of men” “sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’ “wait wat”
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Thrilled to discover there's also Australian businesses on this!! I can go pick up a surprise bakers delight bag just 1km away!
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
5 months ago
They finally made the milk from that hotel
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zoe bearcat
6 months ago
Here we demonstrate the Hyundai Getz best feature: storage for your sleeping rabbit
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zoe bearcat
6 months ago
@spacegandalf.bsky.social
, leaving her gynaecology appointment: truely the only drawback of being a demi lesbian is I have not had significant fuck to give clinically useful information. Even the fuck I did do ten years ago would not be helpful
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Disco Elysium Quotes
6 months ago
JEAN VICQUEMARE - You're a *worry-fest*. She's worried about you. I'm worried about you. Even Special Consultant Backpedal is worried about you. Everyone worries -- instead of *working*.
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zoe bearcat
6 months ago
They are the same
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the_dude
6 months ago
I have NO words
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zoe bearcat
8 months ago
Hey you got any games on your phone
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Joanna Bagniewska
7 months ago
Pet parrots were taught to do video calls, and it was a hit. The birds not only made friends with each other, and selected who they wanted to call and when, but also picked up new skills from fellow parrots. Good enrichment option for improving captive parrot welfare. 🧪🦜
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zoe bearcat
7 months ago
Tfw you're about to sneeze
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zoe bearcat
7 months ago
Rabbits are small angry dirt creatures filled with piss who eat their own poops and they smell so. goddamn. good.
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CadmiumTea
7 months ago
Destroyer of Worlds
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zoe bearcat
7 months ago
In a better time, on a better internet, she would be photoshopped into so many random photos
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zoe bearcat
6 months ago
I was on
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this week to talk about rabbits! The horrible little monsters who live in my home and my heart!
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zoe bearcat
7 months ago
Me: Trevor could never in his wildest dreams imagine what we're talking about
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: yes, because Trevor lives a blessed existence, free from the knowledge of both Peter Singer and the Human Pet Guy
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Will Quinn
7 months ago
Daily bunny no.2971 has breached their containment
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soul nate
7 months ago
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Zack Furness
7 months ago
Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What
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one dozen rats in a pear tree
7 months ago
Thinking this over, - LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is - FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is - BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is - JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is Everyone else was pre-Goku
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Alexis
8 months ago
andor is a comedy about 1: how funny leftist infighting can be and 2: how funny fascist infighting can be
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Mel, AnarcHochulist 🏳️⚧️🔰♨️
8 months ago
literally cackled when i saw this shot
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Grudging Signup
8 months ago
This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
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Marc Hedlund
8 months ago
Thank you for that, Slackbot.
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zoe bearcat
8 months ago
Truth coming out of the tube to shame mankind
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📼 V I D E O 📼
about 1 year ago
You cannot milk Watto in Star Wars Galaxies
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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
8 months ago
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jamelle
8 months ago
me this morning
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/o...
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zoe bearcat
8 months ago
It's furniture destroying time, as previously described
#rabbit
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zoe bearcat
8 months ago
For an extra point on why you should maybe not impulse purchase a rabbit, while I was typing this thread Luigi peed directly next to
@spacegandalf.bsky.social
's head while she slept. This is literally a photo of him looking cute seconds before disaster
#rabbit
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Jeff Asher
9 months ago
Playing around with CBP airport processing data this morning to see how much air travel by non-US passengers is cratering.
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