If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

The highest marks I ever got for an essay was the one I started an hour before the due date. I *regularly* started writing essays the night before they were due, and graduated with a Distinction average.

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

I’m watching a WWII documentary and Harris Bomberguy just turned up

Your fandom experience will improve when you start treating works like a buffet where many people attend. You might fucking loathe the stuffed greens but aren't you glad someone else is enjoying it? Otherwise it'd just be going to waste. And when someone hates what you like? Bro, more for you

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my favorite cake pop is a corn dog

"this is Surak, the greatest philosopher of Vulkan history. he invented a concept we call "repression." we have based our entire civilization on it. yes every seven years we become so horny we will kill whoever stands between us and getting some but we are pretty sure that's normal.

The line between the SS Tampa and Trump's Ascension isn't a *straight* line, but there's an exceptionally obvious arc. *We* started the modern trend of detention centres and offshore detention, and that policy has made the entire world dramatically worse. We have no moral high ground on this issue.

I just tried to show @erinkyan.bsky.social a meme on Tumblr based on "Who's on First", and first he said that he'd never seen/listened to that sketch, and then utterly BODIED me when he said he'd never seen *any* Abbott & Costello, and I'm quietly questioning everything

the fourth wall’s not the only thing breaking tonight

This is a crime.

Which kpop idol will wear the jarf first egonlab.com/collections/...

REAL !

@erinkyan.bsky.social said it couldn't be done. That it was HUBRIS to claim that I could not fit three packs of mi goreng AND three boiled eggs into our usual bowls. He was, of course, absolutely correct. Now I must eat the consequences of my hubris.

When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine," That's... usually not the case! In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using. We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that? youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk

Happy Labor Day sex work is work

Video appeals 46-year-old conviction for killing The Radio Star, argues that The Radio Star is alive and well and living under assumed name of The Podcaster.

This came to me in a vision

There’s an enormous amount of stuff in this book I’d like to highlight, but start with: “What emerges as the most elementary insight is that, since we do not now have any ways of making computers wise, we ought not now to give computers tasks that demand wisdom.”

*breathe in* I am not a dumpster fire. *breathe out* I am a dumpster phoenix.

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

True, that's pretty low cost! But our apartments barely fit us let alone guests, even our friends that live in our city are at least 5 suburbs away, half of us are still working casual with no regular schedule, events outside are risky (weather/cops) and no indoor venue is cheap, let alone free!

Hey... this seems... like the WORST product idea...

honestly wishing all creative people silksong levels of time and money to enjoy the creative process as long as they want and need. like that's the fucking dream. that's ultimate creative freedom. I want that for all of us.

This is a pretty good bit

The reason fascists are able to exploit your "ew thats icky!" Response is because your sense of morality is tied to your sense of disgust. Things you find "gross" will also seem morally wrong, even if the logic doesn't hold up to scrutiny. But you *can* learn to recognize that response!

If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn’t matter if it’s awful Doesn’t matter if it’s nice If it confirms your bias, check it twice! ::clap clap::

Just saw a review that was "Paprika is Satoshi Kon's worst movie and I give it five out of five stars" and honestly that's pretty fair.

This person has comments locked so I can't ask them about it, but I'm wondering what's wrong with the existing adult industry peak bodies that have been fighting this for some time that leads them to start a new thing.

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic™️ is to recruit 10 friends and acquaintances to your plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously, both to enrich yourself and to get one over on the guy who's with your ex-wife. Think of the opportunities for male bonding!

Where's my Breakfast? - Daniel Arthur Oil on Panel

Superman and Fantastic Four both seem to be asking the same question: "Can you make a sincere, heartfelt superhero film in 2025?" I'd submit that the answer is "no" and that this is because the genre relies on America having a positive global reputation.

As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...

I feel this pain every time I hear another podcast producer claim that the fiction podcast they're doing is "so unique" and "unprecedented". Despite, you know, an entire category in Apple Podcasts. Also, damn, this is an incredible review of a clearly not credible book!

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

A big part of social media is the Secondary Hobbies. You need mutuals who have a harmless additional interest that you will otherwise never learn about, but you kind of root for it to work for them. I hope you do enjoy the new issue. Your needlepoint looks great. I'm +1ing for you

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑

Now everywhere Erika goes, a roast of Sam Reich follows... 🔥

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Forget having to choose between The Big Game and The Puppy Bowl - we've got the ultimate sporting event that combines them both: The Human Puppy Bowl! 🏈🐶

Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team? ❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite 💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

No kings in this country! ...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑