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I will never make fun of someone for posting a 'bad' drawing, painting, whatever, but I will mercilessly mock anyone posting AI slop and claiming it's 'their art'

So the President posted a racist cartoon video. Get over it Libs. Oh also it was a mistake, by the way, and a staffer did it, not the President,

genx parting gift

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

When you kick a pirate in the crotch

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

If you have a billion dollars or more, you are evil. You don't start out as evil, so it's not like only evil people ever get a billion dollars; it's just that being a billionaire forced you to make a choice, be evil or change how you do things and stop being a billionaire. Billionaires choose evil.

The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified. Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.

Best news in a long time!

Marimar Martinez is a hero. She was shot 5 times by ICE. The agent told her to “do something b*tch” before opening fire. He later bragged “5 shots, 7 holes”. DHS tried to smear her reputation but video footage vindicated her. Next week she will testify in Washington about ICE’s brutality.

Let us not forget that Catherine O'Hara was hired for "Saturday Night Live," spent a week there, decided it sucked, quit, and went back to Canada to make more shows with her friends.

The VERY MEAN AND NASTY Jesus Christ flipped over a bunch of tables in the temple and assaulted our fine money changers with a whip! HE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. Jesus is a well-known leftist who has NO RESPECT for the businesses that make our houses of worship great!

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Wow. The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

PSA

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for ICE agents to kill a 37-year-old nurse, who was only there because another ICE agent killed a 37-year-old mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

A registered nurse who was trying to help his community. And was executed by a gang of psychopaths for daring to be in their way.

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

His name is literally "HE-MAN". The most pronoun name ever. I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.

Remember when these photos first came out and sane people were all “This is fucking disturbing and Nazi-esque” and everyone else was like “the libs are over reacting again.”

RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Reading Carney's full speech, which I recommend, was disorienting at first because it's like my brain trauma-erased the entire concept that world leaders can still make speeches like this, not just ramble incoherently about hotel water pressure while announcing an invasion of Poughkeepsie

I had to do it.

Many will use this line but it’s appropos: The Rip friggin’ rips! ##filmsky

In life David Lynch was known widely for being the absolute king of weird beard arthouse filmmakers. In death, he is known mostly for his kindness, work ethic, and just being an all around rad person that made films HIS way. And I absolutely love that. What a legacy. Rest in peace, king.

Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him

Bandcamp bans AI music

Just a reminder that you've never seen a Calvin & Hobbes animated movie or cartoon is because Bill Watterson didn't want to give Hobbes a voice so he could always live inside your head exactly the way you imagined him. And to this day you have no idea who he ever has voted for. But you can guess.

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

Finally some good news.

Done.

Lovely place.