Soda Cats

tfw when you want to have fun and chant too but you can’t because you’re at work

So true

hello recreational benadryl subreddit

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

fixed version

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆😢    ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ I will always be part of you and I never plan on leaving. 𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆😞       ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ I wonder what we can make go wrong today. 𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲🧟   ⁶ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ Everybodys fuckin in a UFO

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

I think about this tweet every day

STOKE YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MAN #AEWDynamite

Mood

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

One of the funniest ones I’ve seen yet:

hollering

Cerberus 🩸

I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

i constantly think about this post

I want to hunt down whoever introduced the words “halcyon” and “plaster saints” to fic writers cause it shows up everywhere and they never fucking use it right. Whoever it was I’m hunting you tf down for this crime

"stick to menswear"

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

Happy Pride

starting new job tomorrow everyone think positive new job thoughts in my direction pls

Happy pride month to all my gendah flooid pals

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

dragon age origins

the marks are spreading everywhere! #ghost #thebandghost #papaperpetua #papav

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Mohamed. Mohamed is 24 years old and before this was working in a restaurant. He has two small daughters Seela, 3 and Hour, 1. He has lost his work, home and is struggling to feed his family ❤️

This is a one-night event but is viewable on a livestream (or for two weeks after the performance) and is a fundraiser for a UK trans charity.

ok putting aside rowling's whole.... rowling-ness.... can we please discuss why people are STILL writing cross-fandom fics where harry potter gets ported to another world and is like. a princess in game of thrones or whatever. why is that still a thing. why is that still a POPULAR thing

I gotta buy shoes this weekend mine are coming apart at the seams

Time to post it again.

god bless whoever brought a fuckin Congo sign to AEW Dynamite

i didnt make this i stole it from discord

The three kinds of posts

another day another pre-9:30 bedtime

So @maffewgregg.bsky.social what'd you think of the forklift #AEWDON #AEW #wrestlesky #botchamania

NO CHANGE I CAN CHANGE I CAN CHANGE I CAN CHANGE BUT I’M HERE IN MY MOULD IN MY MOULD BUT I’M A MILLION DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT