Never have 4 people more wished they were still in the deepest, darkest recesses of outer space.

"Men are absolutely itching to solve little puzzles and then tell everyone about how they solved a little puzzle."

An important update: Texas courts created such an unprecedented situation in an emergency filing last night, no one knows who is in charge of InfoWars, and therefore no one can pay rent. Since no one controls these assets right now, it does appear InfoWars will shut down tonight at midnight.

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

alms

Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “This is an attack on Black political power. To take away our representation.”

The 4 genders

we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion

CHIRP CHIRP MUTHAFUCKA!

When we say 'fuck corporate comics' that really extends to all corporate creativity. Video games. Movies. Toys. Anything that thrives heavily on the humans they then turn around and neglect. The reason I hate DC and Marvel is you got a hundred Roger Sweets you can point to.

GOODLANDER: Do you know what the average cost of a gallon of gas was in this country was on February 28? HEGSETH: If you live in California, it's $8 GOODLANDER: $2.83. Do you know what the cost is today? HEGSETH: Much higher in California GOODLANDER: $4.23. You can't answer this basic question?

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

WATCH: bill maher says he’s been “soft-canceled” because he’s never won an Emmy “even though plainly I’ve deserved them”🤔 david cross: “….” Maher might be the only person as desperate for awards and affirmation as Trump. Sad. No wonder they’re buddies.

A wholesome story for nerds: On Saturday, I was signing books at a local bookstore for Independent Bookstore Day. The store had a signing-palooza with new authors every hour; toward the end of my hour, a woman came up and asked what my book was about. "Dictionaries," I said, and she lit up. 1/n

Feel CEOs are getting a bit too comfy if they're just throwing out the "actually you shouldn't have stable employment" line. Seems like something you only admit to internally.

anyway here’s baby hummingbirds

A majestic grove of 1,000-year-old redwoods in Northern California is facing an imminent threat — and it needs your help. Please take a moment to uge California Governor @governor.ca.gov to save Richardson Grove.⬇️

Battering ram?? kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

Workers are harvesting mandarins piece rate. The more fruit the trees have, the better it is for the workers. Well watered fields produce more. Earnings also depend heavily on skill—some fast workers manage to fill 3-4 900lb crates, while others fail to earn min. wage. #WeFeedYou

seems like a great technology to build literally everything on

Ghostbara

I think this is 100% correct.

Jon Stewart did like 5 minutes on the SS leaving behind Cheryl Hines to instead put five men on RFK Jr., and it was GOLD.

I could use some traffic in my shop, browsers welcome. Shop Here: ko-fi.com/jaxonsigns/s... #art #painting #birds #wildlife #nature #BirdOfTheDay #WellTimed #WeatherWarriors

Bird tetherball: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

Orangespotted filefish gets the CamDam scram #orangespottedfilefish #filefish #camdam #damselfish #coralcitycamera

Green Jay (Cyanocorax yncas)…Mexico, Central/South America up to south Texas…omnivores, they take almost everything…insects, fruit, seeds, small animals. They’re Covids so they’re very smart. #birds #wildlife #nature #biology

Thanks for the attention, but I don’t have a plate…

Empieza la semana ✨

NEW: The SEIU-UHW says it has collected 1.5 million signatures to put the Billionaire Tax on the ballot in California this November. That's nearly twice the required amount. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

We murdered three more people in a boat today

Apple

A Canadian talks about how the Regime & ICE treated him when he was arrested for owing $12,000 in back taxes as a Green card holder from a failed business he had, that failed during Covid. He was eventually deported back to Canada. He spent weeks at Alligator Alcatraz. youtu.be/FRNCQzXlNXU?...

78th Birthday and still a stage goddess Happy Birthday to the amazing Kate Pierson, one of the lead singers and founding members of the B-52s, born today in 1948. #punk #punkrock #newwave #katepierson #theb52s #history #otd

Image posted by Trump of the suspected gunman, whom he says is believed to be Cole Thomas Allen of California. The suspect is in custody.

The biggest myth is that hardship is personal failure. In reality, millions are struggling for the same reasons: low wages, high costs, and a system designed to prioritize profit over people.

Enjoy the party

i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous.

Honestly, this is how most food feels to me these days.

One sentence to destroy them all.

The question I have is why the Chevy was street legal? If you can't see a Lamborghini, then you won't see a kid (or an adult come to think of it). Might want to take her license away.

MEMPHIS — Yasser Lopez Soza, 18, in ICE custody since Feb. 20 when a vehicle he was riding in was pulled over by ICE agents as he was on the way to a soccer game, was finally just released. More: wreg.com/news/local/m...

Baby ghost bird.

Galapagos marine iguana is the only lizard species on Earth that has adapted to forage for food exclusively in the ocean. These "mini Godzillas" can freedive to depths of up to 30 meters (100 ft) and hold their breath for up to one hour. IG: matiasvargas12 marine biologist

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

Frog and Toad sat and watched their kite. It seemed to be flying way up at the top of the sky.