JD Vance killing the pope is the first instance of someone having such an annoying and weird personality during a meeting that the other person just decides that being alive isn’t worth it. anyway they’re inventing Hell 2 to put JD Vance in

this is a golden age for walking out of your lab with a USB key in your pocket getting on a plane and going to Luxembourg

if i get taken off my meds and kill myself i would like my body to be cut into one inch cubes and hidden in the houses of democratic elected officials

I feel like I’m doing Macrodata Refinement when I play NYT Strands… the Spanagram is..scary 🙈 #Severance

Perfect metaphor for Democrats. They’ll just cave to a rent a cop.

Not me basically hiding Anne Frank by watching “Mo” on Netflix

The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.

He looks like he’s going to meet King Joffrey

TV prices have come down a lot but I’d pay extra for a remote that didn’t look like it was designed by Playskool 😒

My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

Saw a Twitter screenshot yesterday that said “If you won’t go to therapy, at least watch Bob’s Burgers and I’ve never agreed with anything more

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

I don’t condone nor advocate for violence, but when you do horrible shit to millions of people and something unpleasant befalls you as a consequence of that, good.

These people should be scared — in a better world of the law but until we fix that — something these executives personally could easily do with all their lobbying money — I will never weep when one of these mass-murderers / death profiteers faces the natural consequences of their actions.

First year winter sowing

It is my birthday today and if you wanted to give me a little gift you can share my artwork 😉

remote meetings are so tedious

Ask your doctor if a cleansing path of violence is right for you.

Please, everyone knows how much Amazon is struggling! Won’t somebody think of the children!!

The very last part of this headline has me wondering if I have deeply misunderstood chess my whole life

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This is the smallest Panera supercharged lemonade you can get Don’t worry, they keep it behind the counter

Susie at age ~1

Skeeting out yacht rock! YACHT ROCK SONG OF THE DAY #162 is Steely Dan's "Aja," from the most important yacht rock album of all. Featuring Michael Omartian, Joe Sample, Larry Carlton, Denny Dias, Chuck Rainey, Wayne Shorter, and a legendary drum solo by Steve Gadd, who I am going to see tonight.

@kschwenky.bsky.social happy birthday!

Repost with an image you have saved but have not yet found a use for

Just call the nurse when you’re done in the bathroom 🙈

Spotted today in downtown New Haven, York & Howard. There are reports of at least two other sightings in the city as well

we can get white people down with the cause if we say free Palestine like "sweet Caroline"

@georgialux.bsky.social Did you see the you themed stamps? They are cool.

I thought you should all see the Halloween candy cake I made last year - it kicked total ass.

With Maxine Waters, 24 members of Congress now support a ceasefire: Senate: –Durbin House: –Bush –Tlaib –Carson –S. Lee –Ramirez –Bowman –W. Coleman –C. Garcia –Jackson (IL) –AOC –Omar –Pressley –Velázquez –B. Lee –Jayapal –Casar –Adams –Frost –McGovern –Castro –Escobar –McCollum –Waters

Bad news, folks. Got back from imaging and they confirmed the presence of a fully formed live skeleton inside me. Thing has metastasized through my whole body. It's almost as big as me and feeding off my body's nutrients. Why does everything happen to me

Yes, but no. The religion in question here is capitalism 🙏🏻

Bitch you need way more duxelle in there don’t be such a tease

I would just like to make the presidential debates spelling bees and go from there.

I Got the Newts 😎

Sources across the nation found that if you simply post this article featuring the grinning visage of the Israeli politician to your personal social media account, your boss will see it, love it, and presto, you’ll be employed once more.

Mood…

Gm

Look I know you have a lot on your plate right now and it’s stressing you out but I’m gonna need you to abandon it all to lie still and become unconscious for about eight hours and if you can’t relax enough to do that your brain will destroy itself and everything will be so much worse. Sweet dreams!

turning a big dial taht says "civilian deaths" on it back and forth between “we gave them ample warning” and “hamas did it” and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Be the butthole cleaner you wish to see in the world.

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