Aldi isss the more cost efficient grocery store in theory IF I could just get myself to ignore all the really cool shit on the shelves

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Everyone celebrating St. Patrick's Day like Irish people are actually real...

sometimes i’ll be like DEEP 😏 in on someone’s profile handling my phone like it’s a bomb trying not to accidentally like anything

next time the billionaires go to space i think a funny thing to do would be for us to quickly hide the planet while they're gone

Happy birthday bb boy❤️3️⃣

Tomorrow my baby is 3🥹❤️ These past 3 years have flown by in the blink of an eye, yet somehow it feels like it has been ages since he entered our lives. Being a mom has been the biggest blessing

Just realized there are people out there that still use roundup🫠

Alive ☀️

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Baby chick update❤️🌱

The messages I get from my family when I say I’m going to open the windows and lay down for “15-20 minutes”😂😂

Morning with Dancing💗

80’s/90’s party🤘🏻⚡️

Googles: *what can I get that is comparable to a lobotomy over the counter*

aural sex

Remind me next time I decide to get more chickens to get young chickens instead of baby chicks My ocd cannot handle the stress of raising baby animals😅🫠

Popping a plan b pill makes me feel like I’m in high school again🫠

Waiting on spring like….

Eyeballing my sourdough measurements because I can’t find my scale Cross your fingers for me😅

Acting mysterious when in reality I just lost my train of thought

Touched up my hair today✨

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Babies all over the place up in here🌸❤️

Napping without setting an alarm is literally the most thrilling activity How long will I nap? 20 minutes? 6hrs?

Your mom reposted me. So now I’m your dad

Just girly things👯‍♀️💗

I’m really rallying for the team rn

@gypsican.bsky.social 😂✨

Doctor: We’ll give you a local anesthetic. Me: I’d prefer one from out of town.

Not a single person who was ever told to "calm the fuck down" has ever calmed down, let alone "the fuck down."

My two dogs looking at me all sad One of them sad because the other one ate her food The other one sad because they inhaled two bowls of food and then threw it up Still not sure who the real victim is

Some people smoke cigarettes so shopping for serotonin isn’t that bad right? RiGhT?!

It’s one thing to make history. It’s another thing to make it up.

STRONGLY considering getting jiggy with it

my body is a temple that requires regular sacrifices* *chicken nuggets, fries, and dr pepper

I don’t have intrusive thoughts. I have executive producers pitching terrible ideas

my therapist called your therapist and we all agreed that you should apologize to me

Closing my eyes and listening to videos of being outside in the summer time to feel something

What if we curled up together with blankets, pillows, snacks and immaculate vibes about it?

I got a contact nap with my toddler today and I am so happy about it

I don’t get nearly enough credit for all the times I stopped myself from crashing out on the Bluesky app

The primal urge to eat cereal before bed

Saw your man clinging to a leaf as it flew past my window

alysa liu!!!

Sometimes I get the same feeling on here like when I wander into a room and forget why

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something