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I’m just a rich girl in a poor girls body😭😭

No wonder I was actin out

Girl dinner w/ @kittykorner.bsky.social

*Me a bartender*: “Hey boss is it okay if I work from home today?”

Calling in cold

Demanding a raise (if that’s ok)

If Mercury could retrograde just a tinsy bit less, I would be so cool with that

Called the vet this morning because Griz won’t stop coughing, and then while I was on the phone with them I watched my other dog pee blood🫠😅 Tis the season

Her account was hacked and deleted New gypsican

If you interacted with any accounts associated with me in the last 60-days. Twas not I. Starting fresh.

Proof of life

This video is straight out of my dreams. Our beautiful tree, the sound of my family laughing and Vince Guarladi Christmas music playing in the background.❤️ I’m so grateful🎄

Plz enjoy these photos of Griz, certified good boy being good❤️

The most perfect tree in all the land.🎄 And the most perfect fam❤️

Just know that my cousin and I are always judging you👀👀

Let’s be so for real right now Does anyone actually like green jolly ranchers?

Jd Vance said that if you like turkey he doesn’t trust you. Well good news bud, we don’t trust you either

Nothing better than a Thanksgiving left over sandwich😋🤤

The fact that all we have to do tomorrow is walk across our yard to my dad’s house for Thanksgiving is a huge perk of living where we do now🤘🏻

We have such lowkey holidays now that everyone has grown up and went their own ways. I miss chaotic large drama filled family dinners🥺 #yadontknowwhatyagottillitsgone #Nobodywantsacordialholiday

It’s no pants Wednesday. Thanksgiving edition.

Does anyone else have a rotating online shopping cart that you go back to when you need serotonin, fill it like you can afford it and never actually buy it? Or do I have a problem?

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Alive but tired

Sad

I’m really being mollywhopped Mercury right now

men helping me pump water out of my flooding basement: “don’t worry about it we’ve got this” Oh no sir I don’t think you understand, as soon as you walked in the door I actually evacuated all worry and went back to being just girl. Please carry on

I just want to know how every stay at home mom on the internet got into so much money

Does anyone feel “naturally energized” after the age of 30 ever again? Asking for a friend

My mommies say I have the cutest little baby face 😍. Do you agree? . ~ Jet 🖤🐰❤️ #bunny #rabbit

Anyone who says “Like taking candy from a baby” should be put on a list of people who take candy from babies.

Do men get headaches too? Or is that just a special thing women get to experience?

Just so we are clear, this is what I mean when I say “extra mayo”

I want pants to start lighting on fire. Now. Right now.

It’s not easy being vulnerable and articulate at the same time 🥹

these are not even the files lol

Mercury really do be retrograding rn

I could really use my own walk in cooler at home to scream in right now

@gypsican.bsky.social will brb her old phone is with God now #alliponesgotoheaven

Sometimes I wonder how many years it will be before I get to peacefully drink hot coffee again

Just your annual sick season reminder of how jarring and unpredictable toddler puke is🥴

@gypsican.bsky.social ‘s 5 year old has officially taken down 7 grown adults and 2 children with her mystery virus 🫠 We’ve all been cleansed and born again renewed

Hi I’m alive

This is the first time that my toddler and I have been down with a stomach bug at the same time and not staggered. Very humbling I must say

I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken

Growing up, I thought I'd be invited to be in more music videos.

When @gypsican.bsky.social spends the night👯‍♀️

When aunt Sarah babysits, we have cake for breakfast #sorrynotsorry