If the occasion calls for me to leave my house, and worse, wear underwear, then you're not getting me at my best. That's just a trade-off you have to accept I'm afraid.

people with your replies turned off: what are you so afraid of?

When there are two couches but everyone wants to sit with mom❤️

The demise and resurrection of my beautiful mug 🫠😅 A tragic tale I did my best LOL

Ice wine and blues fest was a success

it’s just me and the ripped cami i won’t let go of against the world

Entering a flow state with my favorite 5 year old artist✨ @gypsican.bsky.social

My toddler has informed me that he will not be eating the dinner I made because he “only eats shirts” now

The people who are quiet about the shootings in Minnesota but were so loud about Charlie Kirk, are proving that it wasn’t “just about watching someone getting murdered on the internet”

IS IT STILL JANUARY????!

Currently

Nymeria featuring Theo’s highlighter handprints on the wall behind her

Brr

Just call me negative bank account Nancy

The $30 fee when your bank account overdrafts is evil🫠

Home 🫠😮‍💨

Going for ✨witchy boho professional✨

🥶🥶

Driving 4 hours to photograph a wedding in -19 degree weather was not on my bingo card, yet here we are

Tootie the last airbender @gypsican.bsky.social

Making loomies and watching @gypsican.bsky.social ‘s daughter play cult of the lamb

Special Counsel Jack Smith in his Opening Remarks:

It just confirms I’m too poor to be healthy

I love being fear mongered by fancy crunchy companies, just to click their link and see that their nontoxic toilet paper is $42

Me to the dentist receptionist: “I’m so sorry I’m late I just really didn’t want to come here”

Chronically codependent

📚📚

These are truly the days of my life that I will come back to visit when I’m 80

flirting is one of my essential food groups

Mood

My toddler in his sleep: “where are the raccoons?!” I too would like to know this

Putting some fresh topics in the crock pot this morning so by the evening I’ll have bangers so sick they just fall right off the chain

Feels like the 45th day of this month

Winter ice ball at my work ❄️

My toddler is sleeping in his own bed in his own room out of his own free will and idk how I feel about that 😭😭

What is my skin care routine you ask? Well I usually just sleep in my makeup every night and then touch it up the next day if I leave the house. And when I do clean my face with anything other than a baby wipe I will break out so basically I just do nothing and that works for me😅.

first date idea: you love me forever

I feel obligated to like every picture of a cat I see

Me: Go touch some glass. Them: You mean “grass”, right? Me: I said what I said.

The struggle of being hungry but not wanting to move is so real

These dreams lately 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize

I wish I was cute and short so bad. I hate being an Amazon woman🫠

People keep saying go touch grass. I say touch titties. (consensually) It’s better.

Ok I did 2 serious skeets, now I gotta think of something unhinged to restore balance.

Good night my beautiful bbs💗 ✨