He swears he’s me

Happy to have another excuse to write about Final Fantasy 11, which recently broke in the exact right way to force its Games Masters into doing something extremely funny:

ENDORSERS

While we're being hype about John Leguizamo... youtu.be/LhkkChqZhgk?...

GOAT

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social are you high? Because one time I got super high and I said really stupid shit too.

This you, big dog?

ok but have we looked into replacing john fetterman with sir duncan the tall

I feel like you could just reuse Dan Olson's Vidme video to summarize UpScrolled A) Platforms aren't your friends B) The 'free speech' approach mostly just gets you guys kicked off/unwanted by the established platforms C) The platform doesn't fix any of the underlying problems its competitors have

mr. joy, famicom accessory (1987) archive.org/details/mico... x.com/BEEP_akihaba...

say 'y2k' in a mirror three times and i burst through the wall sobbing incoherently about inflatable furniture

Everything about this BoA/NVIDIA AI story is a nightmare and they all deserve to be ejected into the sun but if an NVIDIA person told me "you lack MLOps" I would stab him in the neck with the branded chained up pen at the teller desk and leave him dangling to choke on his own blood.

For #Feathersday: Caroline Conyers (British, 1768-1848) Study of four #feathers with white currants, n.d. pencil, watercolor & bodycolor 22.3 x 18.4 cm (8.75 x 7.25 in.) www.christies.com/lot/caroline... #WomenArtists #BirdsInArt #SciArt

pitch for new type of guy: reasonable centrist in the French Revolution who only wants half the king’s head chopped off

Show me how you draw armour ⚔️🛡️

Not convinced that I've not already responded to this thread a while ago but go ahead, show me how you draw armour 🪖⛑️

show me how you draw armor

MANHATTAN: We’ve just added a full Know Your Rights, ICE Watch, and neighborhood coordination training for people who live or work in Manhattan this Saturday, January 31st, from 12-4pm. All other boroughs, you can sign up for our waitlist — link in thread.

Qikiqtania attempts to prevent brother Tiktaalik from making a terrible mistake. Unlike Tiktaalik, Qikiqtania remained waterbound and could not support its weight on land. #paleoart #SciArt #art #artist #paleontology #artistonbluesky #originalart

The college at which I'm employed, which has signed a contract with the AI firm that stole books from 131 colleagues & me, paid a student to write an op-ed for the student paper promoting AI, guided the writing of it, and did not disclose this to the paper. www.thedartmouth.com/article/2026...

For the 40th anniversary, I interviewed six Black journalists who covered it in some capacity. BTW, the PPD dropped the bømb from a PA state helicopter. www.phillytrib.com/news/local_n...

Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!

all ye nations before my prow, I bring the sun to ye

The "Oversights" special issue of SFFTV is currently open access! www.liverpooluniversitypress.co.uk/toc/sfftv/16...

The vineyards thrive; their grapes are excellent; their juice is clear in its substance. May you drink it; may you rejoice (lit. shine) daily. (WWO)

Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive. FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.

GHOST IN THE SHELL

We can do it, gang!

ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year! Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him. He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary. His health is declining. Public outrage might save his life. Say his name:

neo zeon uniforms #gundam

Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.

What? You cunts too good to drink out of the Schuylkill??

Patreon is only bowing to apple and getting rid of our billing models because someone convinced them all members care more about having an ios app than supporting a creator. This is the reason they have given us over and over. Please correct them. support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/req...

I took down the year-end special. Now when you subscribe to Unwinnable, you get the current issue. Like a secret fast food restaurant menu, though, I'll continue to honor the deal until Friday. So, last chance to get all of the 2025 issues for five bucks: unwinnable.com/subscribe/

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

Afronaut (アフロ１３) Rank D, Heartful Tribe, Ice Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 3 Soultimate: Zero-G Afro Power This Yo-kai's dream of exploring space is being ruined by his inability to fit his magnificent afro within a helmet.

Chicken Chukket (まるナゲット) Rank D, Mysterious Tribe, Earth Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 3 Soultimate: Killer Pass Those Inspirited by Chicken Chukket are entirely passive, letting others make all their decisions.

welcoming our good friend @selizabeth.bsky.social as interviews editor!!!! fifthwheelpress.com/team

“I have an evil little heart, I know it. I break thorns from roses and eat them.” This piece is fucking incredible.

Video shows ICE leaving behind an infant and broken glass after arresting a man with no criminal history. “There was a car seat in the back... There were broken glass shards all over it... There was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.” My latest: www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...

it it rude to respond to emails of “i can fly out and volunteer for a few days” with “please donate the costs of that trip to a rent fund”

Missingno!! (on a curved surface, I like how he flows with her arm shape!) Huge thanks to Violet for the trust with her first!! #PokemonTattoos

…not with a bang, but a podcast.

"I am learning how to be weakness leaving the body. I am licking citric atlas critic acid off my fingers. Every day is keep doing my tasks keep reminding and head down. Nobody minds the back kept slant until straight again." —Cavar anmly.org/ap41/sarah-c...

"i stopped praying when i realized god was just another man who never looked me in the eye / i started growing basil in my mouth instead / kissed a girl who tasted like wet soil and unfinished apology" —Sreeja Naskar alocasia.org/2025/12/15/s...

"I’m going to fuck a god. I heard if you’re good they grant wishes. I heard they make you holy. I heard they change you if you ask, bittersweet, in the afterglow." —Hale. beestungmag.com/issue11/temp...