You are the second to suggest this, and while I am darkly amused by the thought, I am also pretty sure she would have run over her own mother to be inside that room.

I take a deep, deep pride in doing this job. But boy howdy does it grate when I see hundreds of elite "colleagues" crow half-heartedly about press freedom as they sit and dine off gilded plates, and then some of them yell at us for having no sympathy when the violence comes to their front door

I’m ok. What happened is nothing like what happens to journalists in Ukraine, Russia, Gaza, Kuwait or Saudi Arabia

Fuck off.

“Please sir, I’m the FBI director and you’ve GOT to let me get this correspondent to safety!”

Now they all know how children at school feel.

UPDATE: The plane transporting the El Gamal family has been turned around and is heading back to Denver. They deserve fair treatment under the law.

I need you all to get this through your thick fucking skulls. Unite the Right was not a speech event that became violent. It was a conspiracy to commit violence that had speech incidental to its violent objectives.

Lmao at the shopping discourse you can tell where a person is from or how they grew up depending on what pov they use when anchoring their argument. Retailers don't wanna pay anyone and they've been lying about shoplifting for years. This is about forcing one kid to work an entire CVS by themselves

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

They're doing the detransition thing but with autism now.

Every time one of these FedSoc dudes tries to calm you down with one of their “think pieces” allegedly showing how much John Roberts cares about the “rule of law,” they should be slapped with a copy of Trump v. United States. Till the end of time.

LOL! Iglesias literally lives off creating outrage of academics and liberals — that is his whole business model. And still, for reasons that are beyond my comprehension, many academics and liberals describe him like this and keep funding his grift by engaging with him. 🤷‍♂️

True story: I went to rehab a month before the 2011 WHCD. While there, it was suggested I was such a hard case, I should stay 3mo beyond the first 28 days. I had to cancel my Rent the Runway dress and I CRIED during that call. It was the first truly sober thing I did. The first step to a new life.

this headline is such a great example of “racecraft.” musk isn’t passively posting about “race,” he is actively writing psychotically racist agitprop www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

Trump is expanding the Afrikaaner refugee program, which is based on the "white genocide" conspiracy that Black South Africans are trying to take land from Whites You can't understand this story if you don't know 1 of the greatest stories in all of history A thread www.reuters.com/world/africa...

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

Middle Earth transit maps? Yes! Middle Earth transit maps! Don’t simply walk into Mordor. Get a ticket and ride! #LoTR #Hobbit #maps For sale here: www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...

I will be using this template a lot: "LLMs cannot do X because that is a cognitive capacity and LLMs have none.” Used it here too: irisvanrooijcogsci.com/2026/04/08/r...

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

I sometimes draw things other than maps, and last year I drew a set of Utah landscapes, and I quite like them. They're for sale as prints, or on mugs. Here's an example. You can order this design, or one of the others, at my etsy store here: www.etsy.com/shop/Surpris...

This is straight up, Nazi "dual state" shit. If a naturalized citizen commits a crime, we have mechanisms in place to hold them accountable. It's called the legal system and it applies to all of us. This extra targeting of only *some* people accused of crimes is part of a broader, expulsive project.

Journalists who attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner to party with Trump, Hegseth, Carr etc. are telling the regime that it's perfectly OK if they sic the FBI on them for doing their jobs.

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

if you post this clip, you should also post clips from the same episode of him saying the 2020 election was stolen, the civil rights movement was “disgusting,” and trump can’t be racist bc he has sex with black women. tucker didn’t have a change of heart over trump; he had a change in strategy

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1. Boy, Amazon is in a heap of trouble. Evidence made public yesterday by California AG @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov shows blatant price fixing. And there are so many examples. Here's Amazon scheming with a pet food supplier to get Chewy to raise its prices.

Fuck that violent murderous fascist.

Laughing at the idea that the "first order of business if Dems win House/Senate" should be to re-introduce the right-wing immigration bill Biden/Harris tried to run on in 2024 to take the immigration issue off the table by making a ton of concessions to the anti-immigration right.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

this is just a warmed over david duke speech from 1990

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types: If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

OOP New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!' www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Hey @nytimes.com, I already reported this earlier this week. And the G650s you mention? I reported on those in FEBRUARY. You credit NBC News and WSJ for first reporting parts of your story. Please credit me, too.

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Two in one week, both from state AGs stepping in where the federal government was bought off.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Reese Witherspoon is a moron. She probably invested a lot of stock in this garbage and hasn't figured out a way to unload it, so thus is still shilling this after a couple of years despite AI changing nothing since the first time she tried to peddle this crap.

Read that again. This Louisiana bill forces homeless people to choose between jail and "treatment"—and if they can't pay for the latter, they will be forced to perform unpaid labor. The historical precedents are clear: convict leasing, Black Codes, debtor's prison.

Very big news: Minnesota prosecutors just charged a federal immigration agent with assault. It's not easy to bring state prosecutions against federal officers, but the law is clear that there's no absolute immunity from state prosecution. /1 statecourtreport.org/our-work/ana...

Two weeks ago The Free Press let a whiner publish 2000 words ab how I got his book review cEnsoReD. It was pure nonsense from the moment it went out—but I spent the next 14 days trying to get them to post an Editor’s Note and admit reality. They won’t. open.substack.com/pub/agentsof...

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics:

That's a new one. Hopefully they aren't charging anything, let alone sales tax, for PDF copies of CORA records. 24-72-205(5)(a) "[A] custodian shall not charge a per-page fee for providing records in a digital or electronic format."

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆: 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒊𝒎.

Again: for any big liberal donor who wants to funnel millions into fixing this country's politics, the ROI on buying any struggling paper and simply tasking it with doing real reporting on local news is vastly higher than the same $$ given to some group that does mass ad buys every election year.

IMPORTANT: Under federal law, it's very hard, at times near-impossible, to sue federal law enforcement officers for civil rights violations. But legal theorists have said for decades that there is a possible way to sue under state law instead. This is a VERY big test case.

Short...no, wait, verbatim JD Vance: “I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.” www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/04/area...

The index of consumer sentiment isn't broken; models that try to predict it just don't have the right input variables. I fix that and find that, yes, high nominal price levels explain why the vibes are so off. It's the prices, stupid www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-14...