Oh sweet we're finally out of the 40s....oh

when the edible and the melatonin hit at the exact same time

THE SUN IS OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MONTH. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

reminder, you’re allowed to like whatever music, food, movie etc you like, you don’t have to listen to nimrods on the internet who just want to seem cool and shit all over things

For the second year in a row, the wealth gains for the 100 richest Americans exceeded what ALL American households spent on groceries combined. ~$995B for billionaires vs ~$775B in total grocery spending. We have an oligarchy and inequality problem masquerading as an affordability crisis.

In today's episode of infuriated rants about capitalism: Planned obsolescence is bullshit. But if we're stuck dealing with it, it sure would be nice if I could pay off things like phones and cars before they stopped working entirely.

"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...

who has two thumbs and front row tickets to Brandon Belt Celebration Day?

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

I'm at the combination

This gives the same energy as when you're doing the dishes and someone comes in at the end and says "I was going to do that." No they weren't. They just wanted to feel better about not doing it.

as a grantwriter, the lack of unrestricted funding is a MASSIVE burden on nonprofits. everyone wants to fund a new shiny pilot program that makes them look like innovators. they don’t want to help make your tried and tested programs that have served the community for 50 years more sustainable

gonna print this out for the next time someone tells me I have a problem. I do not! Only 4 solid days this year instead of the 12 last year!

I'm gonna need Taylor to stop doing limited merch releases. You have millions of fans, maybe gauge interest with pre-sales so you can have enough. getting really sick of sitting in queues the second something is released only for it to sell out after 10 minutes of waiting to check out. 😑

The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.

Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.

wtf? All the WPBL games are going to be played in Illinois?!? Nothing local to any of the teams' cities, great marketing strategy. 🤦‍♀️

tfw it's pouring rain but you still want to do your part

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

I have enough depression from being a middle aged queer woman living though it, thanks. I'll take the Doctor/Starfleet/etc's hopium please.

well let's see, they're killing us for sport even on the best of days. we don't get to be evil psychopaths. that's reserved for white men.

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

...deport the Native American where? ...deport the NATIVE AMERICAN where?? ...DEPORT THE NATIVE AMERICAN WHERE??????????????????!?!?!??? azmirror.com/2025/11/12/a...

how am I living through two bill clinton blowjob scandals

the fuck did I just read?!? I need brain bleach immediately. there are some things I was never meant to know about and this is very much at the top of that list.

Have any NYT management answered any questions about how many emails from mr epstein are sitting on their servers

Media standards: 1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention. 2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing. Way too many think that’s journalism.

Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?

Oh!

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Just a reminder that you probably have no idea how many of your friends, family, followers, etc. are survivors of SA, so maybe keep that in mind before dropping glib jokes on the timeline. Please and thank you. This shit sucks for everyone, but even more so for us.

It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

across the board unwillingness to nail this guy to the wall despite swimming in a hardware store amount of nails. article 14 should have taken him off the ballot. they have mountains of evidence on the epstein stuff. we can't call this incompetence or cowardice anymore.

"they didn't leak any of the emails where he isn't implicated"

So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.

when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose

The Democratic Party and liberal politics in general are not up to the task of combatting and defeating a well-funded technologically advanced fascist government, much less for building what should come after. It’s time to grow your politics

Senate Democrats are the only group of people in America that could look at the election results from *less than a week ago* and conclude, “Ah, what the people want now is for us to roll over and show our bellies to the reactionary creeps”

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

The “are you funded by Hamas” people are funded by your wordle subscription

it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!

I was offline this weekend so I'm late to the news, but SF got first pick in the WPBL draft?!? Let's gooooooo!!

Not my disco, not my mirror balls.

twelve hungry men

We are going to live in a world where the the marginal cost of electricity is very close to zero