Normally the video of the dangerous leader saying "I can destroy the country if I want" is footage that has to be smuggled to the right person after a movie long chase against people desperate to stop its release and their failure to do so results in the leader's removal. Here it's a Friday.

In the last 24 hours at work we've had every kind of weather we could possibly have. Rain storm, wind storm, hail storm, snow storm, sun, and now sun showers. Gotta catch em all, I guess

Trump is in the Epstein files thousands of times, he is shredding the first amendment, he is brazenly corrupt, he is opening concentration camps in their districts, and he is starting an unprovoked war with Iran. WHY WOULD YOU NOT DISRUPT THE STATE OF THE UNION. The whole D leadership needs to go.

BREAKING: ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — New Mexico attorney general reopens investigation into allegations of illegal activity at Epstein's former Zorro Ranch.

Keep protesting data centers. They’re scared af of us

WHY IS IT SNOWING AT MY WORK?!?!? I did not sign up for this

Pro tip: don't rub your eye after holding a taco.

Having a goofy ass song dance party over the weekend for your mental health is all fun and games until you connect your phone to your car at 7am to go back to work and it starts blasting out "Downtown" by Macklemore to the whole neighborhood. 😬

Their female influencers are already out in force telling women "it's not hard to get documents" and telling them how to do it. I've been overhearing it from my mom's daily right wing propaganda doomscrolls for a couple of days.

Or, wild idea, we could just let kids be kids and leave them alone? Idk. We said goofy shit as kids, so did our parents even though they mocked ours and us. It's a cycle. But we don't have to choose to continue the latter part. 🤷‍♀️

Well maybe the tattoo will have to wait. Just bought myself a kick ass bed. Because I'm getting old and everything hurts. Also my brother just got one and I will be envious until mine arrives.

Random question for folks with tattoo experience: where is the least painful place to get a medium size tattoo? I was thinking between the shoulder blades but was laughed out of the room at work when I suggested it so now I'm not sure

"In his egoism, Trump exhibits an overarching desire to squeeze the nation dry, including by converting as much of America’s wealth to himself regardless of the consequences. What Trump can’t take with him, he would just as soon ruin."

This is genuinely insane, I clicked to see the years expecting the low part to be 70s or maybe 90s but its 2015!!!!! The entire anti trans panic is a decade old

easy slogan for the next democratic presidential candidate is “i will reform the corrupt supreme court and repeal citizens united”

lrt: I'm going to go take a coma. Please let me rot. I don't want to be awake in this world anymore.

"Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs... Here, the surgeon acts as—is—a soldier." I'm honestly speechless.

I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks

The fact that he was forced into selling his possessions to afford the cancer treatment, too... So cruel.

James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died. He was 48. Per TMZ.

also the venn diagram of people mad they can't understand the lyrics and the people who think born in the usa is about how good america is is a circle

*new* from me: As pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training, three front office staffers spoke to me about helping Latino baseball players and their families navigate an America ravaged by ICE raids. They say guidance from MLB has been “minimal” so their teams are getting creative.

I'm at a loss for words over this. Bravo to @micarosenberg.bsky.social www.propublica.org/article/life...

You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses? People

Stop what you are doing and look at this

you don’t want to miss this thread

It is now baseball season

Even if that wasn't Liam and his father, they were who I was thinking of when I watched it, and I think that was the point.

Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real

Ironic to see a halftime show that is all about artistic accomplishment and humanity and then go back to ads for the bullshit grift machines during a game athletes have worked and sacrificed and trained their entire lives to play it.

That was delightful. And now I hope both teams lose.

This is phenomenal

Alright I'm here for Bad Bunny and that's it.

I posted this on a video about how insane winter Olympics sports are. Love to have my joke mansplained to me. 🙄

Me for the last four hours: this is now a Benedict Bridgerton stan account Me now: 🤦‍♀️

Adobe Acrobat rules. It’s a program that literally just needs to let you open and manage PDFs but any time you try to do something as simple as scroll you first have to deal with a pop up that says something like “Btw did you know this document is in English?”

The pivot to video is a tax on women's time and dignity, I will die on this hill.

*screams in corporate* they just changed our email domain at work with no warning. I now have to update hundreds of accounts and vendors, among a million other inconveniences this will cause. Because I wasn't busy enough, I guess. 🙃

[sweaty, 90 minutes into a speech talking about how Big And Strong Raul Mondesi was] we like to say SASAKI, right? SASASKI, where is-SASASKI-where is he? [pointing at Yamamoto] there he- [pretends to throw fastball] lot of speed with regard to fast

A deaf teen was violently detained by ICE for not “following orders”. He couldn’t hear their orders. They denied him an interpreter. Denied him accommodations. This is who they are. They target the disabled because eugenics and fascism go hand in hand.

Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/

So MLB dot com laid off people today too? God, what a shitty day for journalism.

Fucking cowards. Lizzie is an amazing journalist and deserves so much better.

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post