Emet-Selch in the Tempest: This is not my beautiful house. You are not my beautiful wife.

Hraesvelgr at Ysayle: you are not my beautiful wife shiva because I ate her and she’s inside me right now Meteor at Elidibus: you are not my beautiful wife ardbert because I ate him and he’s inside me right now

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

this is how you become an internet sensation for turning into a pancake 3500m under the Atlantic

State Rep. @jasmineclarkforga.bsky.social wins the Democratic primary in the vacant #GA13, @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social projects. Clark is now poised to become the first Black woman PhD scientist to serve in Congress. My interview with her here: 19thnews.org/2026/05/geor...

our city council: “SACRAMENTO MANDATES ARE HORRIBLE” also our city council: “we are getting money from Sacramento for this, vote passes 7-0”

is Doug Jones perfect? no. do I need "prosecute the 16th Street Baptist Church bombers even tho it's been decades" energy in my life right now? god, so much.

c'mon doug jones, time to put the klan in jail again

Tiny Myrtle Baby, why do you insist on being so difficult to feed? Your siblings will try to murder each other for a chance at your delicious gruel, and yet, somehow I think I am wearing more food than you ate.

Dammit. I want Taco Bell so badly right now. but

multishipping a character is a sign of my respect. i’m bestowing upon them the greatest honour i know: slut

The harm they have done not just to the U.S. but globally in the service of their anti-public health agenda is incalculable. For years these people spread misinformation about COVID19 vaccines. They decided that their behavior on social media should be the same as in their governmental roles.

Links here: bsky.app/profile/eliz...

If you wanted the text: “Giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole food from the other 120 years ago, and since that day, they have been enemies”

The giant tortoises who have been fighting for 120 years over a petty grievance are very much like me and the people I argue with online

Spotted on Cuba Street today, Wellington, Aotearoa New Zealand.

This might be the purest Bluesky of all time

And folks are turning to their targets and pleading about the necessity to learn to live with it.

"bluesky is an upscale mall" *nods knowingly* Forever 38

A story about KY GOP Senate nominee Andy Barr: In 2019 he got mad at AOC and demanded she come to his district to visit a coal mine. She said yes, which he didn't expect, so he withdrew the invitation. Then it turned out there were no working coal mines in his district. Because he's an idiot. 1/3

shoutout to jared polis

TB is great when you need something fast that tastes good, yet is fairly bland/simple. Black bean quesadilla? Absolutely. Couple of crunchy taco supremes? Mmmhm. Who is getting mad at a taco shell with some ground beef, lettuce, and tomatoes in it? 🤨 This food as morality shit is beyond annoying.

Always think it’s interesting the way we come at fast food as the primary culprit of obesity while the poverty, lack of health care, and car dependency get a pass. Almost like our culture is obsessed with critiquing individuals rather than systems or something.

Can I brother enjoy a Baja Blast in peace?!

live mas

mise en place for some palak paneer (paneer getting a quick roast in the oven)

see tacos, want tacos

evergreen

To paraphrase my favorite philosopher, T is for taco; that's good enough for me.

Fitness whole taco in my mouth

i like how my taco bell post ended up being an excuse for a bunch of clearly joyless people to scold me about my health

My kingdom for a tech ecosystem that will stop smothering me with apps and devices that constantly try to engage me in conversation against my will

For all the yapping they do about "values", Republicans really don't have any. It's a party of degenerate criminals, fascists, and idiot religious extremists. They are all shit.

I’ve noticed some of my mutuals who didn’t use alt text before starting to use alt text more often, so genuinely, good job! Thank you for making this space more accessible for all of us.

Simply Not Believing This Guy Should Be A US Senator gets treated like an affront to democracy on here. Meanwhile the most obviously unelectable ‘leftist’ I’ve ever seen gets to be permanently shielded from critique by the white male privilege equivalent of the Mario Bros Super Star.

People who think cats are cold and independent are telling us everything about themselves and nothing whatsoever about cats.

This is as much of a plan as “I’ll bump into Jerry Jones and convince him to give me the Dallas Cowboys” is a plan.

“There was no reason to do me like that,” Tolulope Akinsulie, whose legs and wrist still bear the scars from dog bites suffered during the midnight raid, told ProPublica. He is one of more than a dozen who’ve filed claims against the government.

Be Normal About Janelle Bouie Challenge difficulty level remains impossible

As often as I can, I try to virtually explore our Japanese town. Look at this amazing thing

ok if you see AI being used in idiotic or nefarious or unethical ways (especially in the journalism/media/publishing realm) please flag for me moving forward :)

Whether it’s Donald Trump telling the Treasury to stop investigating his financial crimes or Hillary Clinton asking staff members to please print some of her emails, both candidates made unreasonable requests.

The nice thing about french revolutioning all the billionaires is that the upper echelon millionaires should be sufficiently intimidated that they'll behave themselves ☺️

Precisely this. Want to fight back against the slush fund. Hang SPECIFIC Jan6 criminals on your local right wingers.

proof of froot may 19

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

why would anyone ever pay taxes again if they're immune from audits?

Some more dinos and friends I forgot to post >.<

I am no lawyer, but listening to those w. real expertise it seems this deal, while not possessed of the full force of a Congress-passed law, will still take some undoing. But it does make one thing clear: Trump & family have committed loads of tax crimes. It's a confession. State AGs: take note.