We can all use a good laugh, right?

Me, when asked about the Giants

Tweets that could be about England or the Giants

If the primary identity of Buster Posey’s San Francisco Giants is that they don’t want to be in San Francisco, who gives a fuck what happens on the field

VITELLO: This is the fans' fault BUSTER: I agree, it is

"Does this team suck shit BECAUSE it's homophobic, or is that just a coincidence?"

Egypt and Iran 🤝 Landon Roupp, JT Brubaker, Sam Hentges, Ryan Walker, and Trevor McDonald

I don't regret shutting down my newsletter, but this has been sitting in my drafts there since like the 3rd game of the season and I'm a little sad I'll never get to use it

It’s time for the British people to accept that all their attempts at self-government in the past 1600 years have failed, and resubmit to Roman rule

Perfect day for this email to come in!

I'm President Grover Cleveland

Good dad

commenter on vitello 😭😭😭

If you’re a Giants fan and think Devers is the issue here, you’re not paying attention. The clubhouse is a dumpster fire and the manager is a clueless chud. This is what Buster has built!

I-TAL-IA I-TAL-IA

You’re gonna be alright son.

I think a fun question to ask would be "If your protest worked perfectly, what changes would we see in society?" Then they could say something about raising awareness, and you could say, "Congrats! People couldn't be more aware. Problem solved, right?"

Lol it took them weeks and it still didn't occur to them that they would suffer consequences

Watching a San Francisco team I can be proud of

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Whey” www.instagram.com/louiscollene...

lmao of course

of course we all remember when the los angeles times and dodger bloggers called out clayton kershaw when he did it last year

cannot wait for adult catholic convert freaks to reinvent protestantism from first principles

(my jaw is so clenched that it is inside out) Good job Kiké.

I finally had the brainpower to articulate my thoughts. www.mccoveychronicles.com/san-francisc...

Oh we can just say demonstrably untrue things now? Here, let me try: this was motivated by anything other than bigotry Damn, didn't get struck down by lightning. Wild.

"You know, in Turkey, they have a phrase for someone who comes back from long odds. 'The lion will show you his teeth when it's time to eat.' And I thank my good friend, President Erdogan, for sharing that wisdom with me. Now as we all know, a knickerbocker is an ancient demon who steals children."

Just an absolute, unimpeded uppercut

"The fans feel like you don't care about them or their concerns" "That's not a problem for us because we don't listen to outsiders"

one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"

Vance saying "Trump won, you don't have to do this anymore" about MLB minimally enforcing its own code of conduct is pretty apt, I'll give him that

I am sorry to read that the blog is ending, but I am very happy that it ended with powerful words and a GIF that reminds us this can be a truly beautiful world.

Doug’s blog is a banger today. I hope someone sends it to Sam Hentges. giantsdoug.substack.com/p/sunk-costs...

Trump's White House UFC event got a lot of posts. Meanwhile the US is murdering children in Somalia for no reason at all. "You’re basically killing people without confirming who they are... it’s promulgated by Trump himself... Somalis are now dehumanised.” www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.

I ALWAYS KNEW JONATHAN WAS THE GOOD PROPERTY BROTHER

Ann Killion killed this.

Hearing that The Bottom Of The Ocean has interest in several members of the Giants pitching staff

You also couldn't make Backstrom today, but that's because it was bad

I watched Buffy S6, I know it's life

Oh shit Cote d'Ivoire

They keep saying "James Corden and the After Hours crew will be on FOX tonight" and it's like, I get it, message received, I'm not gonna watch. You don't have to keep reminding me.

These days, you couldn't put a stapler in Jello. You'd have to put pronouns in there!!!!

at least the vibes are impeccable

If you're a goalkeeper and you get to do one of those kicks with a running start and it ends up going like 3/4 of the length of the field, I bet that feels really cool

I'm curious if the Giants could simply say, "Your hat is part of your uniform and you are not allowed to deface it. Consequences begin at an unpaid suspension." Unfortunately, there are no labor lawyers who follow baseball and post on social media, so I'll never get an answer.